She pedals herself?

March 11, 2009 12:11:24 Posted at March 11, 2009 12:11:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am having a hard time believing it. But these are beautiful, beautiful paparazzi photos of the Alba Bitch in Paris today biking around the city. A bike with a basket, a nanny looking after the kids, during fashion week, enjoying the sights and sounds, the art, the architecture, the bread, the wine, the pastries – it’s a good life for Jessica Alba, non? This must be why she’s able to crack a smile or two in between her usual bitchface. Full Story

The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

March 11, 2009 11:28:55 Posted at March 11, 2009 11:28:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 11, 2009 11:09:58 Posted at March 11, 2009 11:09:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really? You don’t miss Julia Roberts? (Dlisted)

Slumdog Pussycat (Hollywood Tuna)

Punk as f-ck elopement (Just Jared)

Penelope’s best hair. I love it! (Pop Sugar)

Classic Kristen Stewart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will & Jada: more Xenu students? (INO)

Why isn’t John Mayer dating her? (Cele|bitchy)

Porny begs for a ring (IDLYITW)

Famewhore crashes car for photo op? (A Socialite's Life)

I’m seeing this on Saturday! (E! Online)

Is that the only reason?

March 11, 2009 08:46:08 Posted at March 11, 2009 08:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in together. Full Story

Taylor towers over LipGloss

March 11, 2009 08:11:43 Posted at March 11, 2009 08:11:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron Diaz was dancing behind us so Michelle positioned herself back to back, and discovered that she was taller even though she was wearing shorter heels. Full Story

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Movie star in London

March 11, 2009 07:56:53 Posted at March 11, 2009 07:56:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… Meryl Streep is a real movie star. Full Story

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Ugh. It’s Rossum

March 11, 2009 07:09:00 Posted at March 11, 2009 07:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’d think she was the f-cking Julia Roberts of the Dragon Ball franchise. Full Story

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Suiting up for Hello Kitty

March 11, 2009 06:55:40 Posted at March 11, 2009 06:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –the GMD looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’t think Renee goes to Brazil. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Second Cup

March 11, 2009 06:39:00 Posted at March 11, 2009 06:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone I know drinks coffee. My dad drinks 6 cups a day. He lives with my mother. You must understand this. My husband can’t function without coffee. He mutters in incoherent spurts until his first sip. He needs at minimum two cups. He lives with me. You must understand this. eTalk is coffee crazy. Full Story

Jude at The Box

March 11, 2009 06:32:32 Posted at March 11, 2009 06:32:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a club in New York. Jude Law was there the other night – he’s been shooting Sherlock Holmes in the city for several weeks now – getting tag teamed by several ladies. And his hair is loving every minute. His hair is so stimulated I can actually see the squiggle growing. Note the placement of that lady’s hand. Full Story

March 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 11, 2009 06:23:12 Posted at March 11, 2009 06:23:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Rachel from Shachar: To my beautiful wife Rachel, I know you won't believe this. But yes you are now also a gossip item on Lainey Gossip!!! Whether in refugee camps in Africa, a disaster zone in Asia or a calm sustainable community program in the Middle East or North America today would always be a unique day in celebration of life. Full Story