Swank’s sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 16:13:55 March 25, 2010 16:13:55

I will be embarrassingly honest: I spend a lot of time checking myself when I’m in my workout clothes. They’re so unforgiving. You can slap on a pair of jeans and if the gut is a little extra that day, there’s always a loose blouse to cover it, and some heels to stretch things out, and for a few hours you can pretend the muffin top isn’t there. Full Story

Read Posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 14:39:00 March 25, 2010 14:39:00

Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. Full Story

Gwyneth goes to church on GOOP Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 13:02:35 March 25, 2010 13:02:35

In a great trench and grey boots. It’s GOOP Thursday. Second installment of my G’s Nashville series in which she namechecks her famous friends all over the place. Like Faith Hill and Reese Witherspoon. Click here to read. Gwyneth was of course in Nashville shooting a movie called Love Don’t Let Me Down with Tim McGraw. Full Story

Now she’s a Movie Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 11:47:22 March 25, 2010 11:47:22

Entertainment Weekly landed an exclusive with Katherine Heigl as the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk confirmed that she and Seattle Grace have officially broken up. Heigl is done on Grey’s Anatomy and she told Ausiello that this is how it went down: “I went on my family leave and spent three months in Utah and just got to be a mom, and it changed my whole perspective… That was really the turning point for me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 10:58:06 March 25, 2010 10:58:06

She got famous via sex tape too, didn’t she? (The Superficial)

When Jailbait Miley sings … people bleed? Well that’s my interpretation. Jesus Christ it is BAD. (Dlisted)

It happened to Sandra Bullock. Will it happen to you? (Popeater)

Size 2 wrote a book and is selling it with her tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp directs a video (Just Jared)

Cammie D in the fake snow (Pop Sugar)

X-tina. Bionic. Thoughts? (ICYDK)

I don’t know this bitch but I’m convinced she doesn’t own proper clothing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Zoe Saldana – SO beautiful, and a little sweaty, in Nylon (Popoholic)

What? Gaga f-cking owns that little piece of JailBait! (Go Fug Yourself)

Look up in the sky...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 09:36:42 March 25, 2010 09:36:42

It's a bird, it's a planeIt's the funk Dr Spock smoking’ Buddha on a trainHow high? So high that I can kiss the sky That song popped into my head when I saw these pictures and has been looping in my head now for 15 minutes. I’m passing it on to you. Look up in the sky, it’s a bird it’s a planeIt’s a Holy TwinWhich? I don’t knowWhy? I can’t tellWho? Well the photo agency says it’s Vivienne so let’s go with Vivs. Full Story

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We don’t need an English version

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 09:06:00 March 25, 2010 09:06:00

I don’t read much in the mystery/thriller genre. But Fiona, one of my best friends, is all over it. And she was really into Stieg Larsson’s Millennium Trilogy a couple of years ago. Then our other friend Heidi, who was pregnant at the time, read the first one, and just days before giving birth, became so obsessed that she hunted down Fiona for a copy of the second. Full Story

Friends for a photo op

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 08:07:00 March 25, 2010 08:07:00

Oh look! Tom Cruise Jr has a friend! It’s also an “ex girlfriend”. Just a day after bowling with her BFF Selena Gomez and Cory Monteith – click here for a refresher from yesterday – Taylor Swift hooked up for lunch with Tom Cruise Jr Taylor Lautner at The Farm. Full Story

Sam is Perseus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:49:20 March 25, 2010 07:49:20

Not a bad track record so far for Sam Worthington. And this is why he was included on my list of possible candidates last year for Sexiest Man Alive. Terminator Salvation, then Avatar, and now playing Perseus – how’s that for a career streak? Sam was spotted yesterday at LAX with his girlfriend Natalie Mark presumably off for a series of promotional commitments leading up to the April 2nd release of Clash of the Titans, expected to be big business at the box office. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:25:40 March 25, 2010 07:25:40

That’s a sleepover outfit, non? Reese Witherspoon stepped out with her boyfriend Jim Toth yesterday to hit up the supermarket dressed very casually in sweats and uggs just 2 days after her birthday and a weekend with him in Ojai, no kids. Cosy. The two apparently stocked up on some wine and snacks. Full Story

March 25, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2010 07:19:47 March 25, 2010 07:19:47

Happy Birthday and 1 year Anniversary Stephanie! Gretchen says you’re a huge Gleek. Have you seen the promos? When you call my name... To my sissy "Kiwi" in Gatineau, thanks so much for the super visit! Love Poopsie. And for Anna from Lainey – stay strong, lots of sushi, and a big hug. Full Story