Thursday, May 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s the playoffs. Who’s on your NHL playoff Freebie Five? I tweeted about this last night. My list:

Ovechkin, Zetterberg, Burrows, Luongo, Keith

Thought about Getzlaf – he’s a beast – but hate Anaheim So.Much. Is it fair to hate an entire team for one player? Pronger. Big douche. Anyway, who’s on yours?

Thursday – heading to Vegas today, blogging on the fly. Also … travel tweets! This is my twitter: twitter.com/LaineyGossip.

Posted late yesterday – scroll down to get caught up especially about the dreamy Dustin Lance Black.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Jody Vance who is coming home to Vancouver as part of the on-air launch team on Shore104!

Her kind of man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 16:15:46 May 7, 2009 16:15:46

Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Full Story

Does he need money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 10:45:00 May 7, 2009 10:45:00

Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety Full Story

Why can’t it be Taylor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:43:48 May 7, 2009 08:43:48

Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to his defence last week when I called him wee, arguing that of course he’d look wee next to Hugh Jackman and Reynolds. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:24:41 May 7, 2009 08:24:41

When art imitates the GMD’s prisoner (Dlisted)

Best hacked defence: NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE (Hollywood Tuna)

His gunholding doesn’t look right. But the way he’s touching Jude makes me giggle (Just Jared)

I don’t trust his sideburns (The Superficial)

In between Manslinger booty calls (Pop Sugar)

She couldn’t go with a dark bra? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This child wants four children (INO)

Sunday Rose colour coordinates with Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Miss California look a little like Porny Simpson…without the mom jeans? (The Blemish)

Every Fox photoshoot looks the same (Popoholic)

Taylor Flare and in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:50:59 May 7, 2009 07:50:59

Love Taylor Swift. So cute. Is a teen, acts like a teen and I never want to punch her in the beat-me mouth. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a beat-me mouth. Or, for that matter, a beat-me father. This is Taylor on the new cover of Flare on stands May 11th. What does she look like with straight hair? Am curious to see. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: Venus Looks - Kelly Ripa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:34:23 May 7, 2009 07:34:23

Regis & Kelly are taping in Miami this week. Kelly Ripa brought her entire family down there to enjoy the sun. So you’ve heard the speculation about Kelly’s body. No doubt, she does lose the baby weight ridiculously quickly. Obsessed gym freak. Having said that, while her body is sick crazy toned, it’s also not as severe as Madonna’s. Full Story

Enjoy while it lasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:23:00 May 7, 2009 07:23:00

Hugh Jackman in Rio, hot and sweet with fans, in great spirits as usual, still promoting Wolverine. Time’s ticking, he’s pretty much checked off everywhere in the world, except for Mexico, which means the Hugh sightings will dry up soon. Enjoy it while it lasts. Am curious to see how much Wolverine drops off at the box office this weekend against Star Trek. Full Story

Star 09?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:14:17 May 7, 2009 07:14:17

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

Her new Brad?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:05:00 May 7, 2009 07:05:00

Jennifer Aniston has a new movie opening next week. And… Now there are new rumours of a new boyfriend! This sh-t never gets old! This one trick pony never stops! Jen’s latest beau for hire is none other than Bradley Cooper who is faring well this week with his third mention on the blog. They both starred in He’s Just Not That Into You and according to Page Six Full Story