Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Shelfy is an waitress who gets nailed in the head (literally), she becomes a sex addict, and then goes to Washington to team up with her congressman lover to lobby for health care reform. Full Story
To Rae who is leaving with Rachel for two weeks of Italian holiday – have a great time! Happy Birthday to Susan from Matt and Colin. Hope that you are enjoying your birthday trip to Paris, and that the weather is fantastic. All our love, as always. Happy 29th Birthday Christine M from Joni! To Karen G celebrating 40 on Saturday – you are a doll to ask for donations to Sick Kids Hospital in lieu of gifts. Full Story
It’s the playoffs. Who’s on your NHL playoff Freebie Five? I tweeted about this last night. My list:
Ovechkin, Zetterberg, Burrows, Luongo, Keith
Thought about Getzlaf – he’s a beast – but hate Anaheim So.Much. Is it fair to hate an entire team for one player? Pronger. Big douche. Anyway, who’s on yours?
Thursday – heading to Vegas today, blogging on the fly. Also … travel tweets! This is my twitter: twitter.com/LaineyGossip.
Posted late yesterday – scroll down to get caught up especially about the dreamy Dustin Lance Black.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations to Jody Vance who is coming home to Vancouver as part of the on-air launch team on Shore104!
Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Full Story
Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to his defence last week when I called him wee, arguing that of course he’d look wee next to Hugh Jackman and Reynolds. Full Story
When art imitates the GMD’s prisoner (Dlisted)
Best hacked defence: NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE (Hollywood Tuna)
His gunholding doesn’t look right. But the way he’s touching Jude makes me giggle (Just Jared)
I don’t trust his sideburns (The Superficial)
In between Manslinger booty calls (Pop Sugar)
She couldn’t go with a dark bra? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
This child wants four children (INO)
Sunday Rose colour coordinates with Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)
Does Miss California look a little like Porny Simpson…without the mom jeans? (The Blemish)
Every Fox photoshoot looks the same (Popoholic)
Love Taylor Swift. So cute. Is a teen, acts like a teen and I never want to punch her in the beat-me mouth. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a beat-me mouth. Or, for that matter, a beat-me father. This is Taylor on the new cover of Flare on stands May 11th. What does she look like with straight hair? Am curious to see. Full Story
Regis & Kelly are taping in Miami this week. Kelly Ripa brought her entire family down there to enjoy the sun. So you’ve heard the speculation about Kelly’s body. No doubt, she does lose the baby weight ridiculously quickly. Obsessed gym freak. Having said that, while her body is sick crazy toned, it’s also not as severe as Madonna’s. Full Story
Hugh Jackman in Rio, hot and sweet with fans, in great spirits as usual, still promoting Wolverine. Time’s ticking, he’s pretty much checked off everywhere in the world, except for Mexico, which means the Hugh sightings will dry up soon. Enjoy it while it lasts. Am curious to see how much Wolverine drops off at the box office this weekend against Star Trek. Full Story