Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 12:17:18 December 29, 2009 12:17:18

Who are the losers who line up for Lohan? (The Superficial)

This is not Kanye West (Dlisted

This bitch claims she’s a model. I’ve not seen her model anything but a blowjob (Hollywood Tuna)

Mr Taupe in boring brown cords (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss at Avatar (Just Jared)

From Christian Slater…to this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Another Why Is posing in a bikini (Popoholic)

Kesha threw up in Ebola’s closet (Towleroad)

That child’s father is a creepy looking motherf-cker (The Blemish)

The year in tabloid covers. Note Life & Style and Star and In Touch. Sh-ttiest batting average ever (Popeater)

Best of 2009: Belligerate!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 09:20:10 December 29, 2009 09:20:10

I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. Pattinson was spotted in London with his sister, having spent time with family for the holiday. Full Story

Winter in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 09:07:26 December 29, 2009 09:07:26

He’s back with AC Milan – this is David Beckham arriving at the team’s training facility the other day and on the field today practising with his mates. They seem happy to be reunited. And David needs to stay healthy. England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed that David will make his list for the 2010 World Cup if he can avoid injury during his second tour with AC Milan. Full Story

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The end of T2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 08:23:00 December 29, 2009 08:23:00

Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Full Story

How Mimi travels in Capri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 08:08:19 December 29, 2009 08:08:19

How could we close out the year without some Mimi amazingness? So the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival has decided to honour Mariah Carey for her work in Precious. What? Of course Mimi turned up to collect. And with her personal walker, Nick Cannon, alongside to celebrate. As you can see, Mimi’s wearing another tight sparkly dress. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Brown for NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 07:53:17 December 29, 2009 07:53:17

Britney Spears was photographed yesterday at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood with dark hair. Again. As I’ve already noted, Britney un-blonde is trouble. And the timing… Britney was supposed to have been freed from her father’s authority. Instead, last week, word came that his conservatorship had been extended. Full Story

Casting Couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 07:32:25 December 29, 2009 07:32:25

It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. Full Story

Monday, December 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night I sabred my first bottle of champagne. Jacek was standing by with cell phone in hand ready to call the paramedics. I am ordinarily a clumsy motherf-cker and some people jack it on their maiden voyages. But this, a sabre and a champagne bottle in my hands, this is my gift.  Read Full Intro

Quinto > Pine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 13:32:49 December 28, 2009 13:32:49

Watched Star Trek with Jacek on Christmas Eve. Definitely one of my top 10 of the year. But it only intensified Jacek’s dislike of Chris Pine basely solely and unfairly on the weird grossness of his face. It’s like he’s constantly being swarmed by wasps. I agree. He’s very difficult to look at. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: Christmas with the torch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 12:54:13 December 28, 2009 12:54:13

Her movie was a great success this weekend at the box office. But instead of New York or LA, she spent Christmas close to home in London, Ontario. Here are some super cute photos of the super cute Rachel McAdams this weekend hitting up the Taphouse Bar gamely posing for photos with a group of young men in full Olympic torch gear as the flame, on its way to Vancouver for the Games, made its way through town. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 12:39:48 December 28, 2009 12:39:48

Nicole Kidman’s face lobster (Dlisted)

Megan Fox nudes weren’t real. But it was so easy to believe they were (The Superficial)

Katy Perry + Timbaland = S&M? (Hollywood Tuna)

Valentine’s Day is anti-gay? (Popeater)

Angelina fur hat reshoots (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie’s adorable family outing (Pop Sugar)

Why can’t she look this good on Gossip Girl? (INO)

Scabby’s disgusting Christmas present to the world (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dear Jennifer Aniston: you can have Josh Groban. But STAY AWAY from Sam Rockwell (Cele|bitchy)

Leo & Bar again and again and again (ASL)