It fits!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:45:27 June 16, 2009 06:45:27

How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very healthy. Full Story

Shelfy come running

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:32:45 June 16, 2009 06:32:45

You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, hanging out with design partners the Lindbergs, his new bestie Anna Wintour, and oh yeah, the really cute Emmanuelle Chriqui too. Full Story

Monday, June 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The queue wrapped around the building and they’d been waiting for days. In tents and sleeping bags, taking shifts, on the concrete, a few were making out to pass the time, and finally on Saturday morning, wristbands were distributed for the MMVAs to the devoted, among them young Valerie who came with her mom and her sign: Taylor Lautner’s #1 fan. Oh to be 15 again. Was really, really cute.

So…how about True Blood last night?

Right???

Jacek was happy because the breast and sex quotient was restored. And shockingly enough, not involving Jason. But next week’s episode is even better. Promise. Finally something watchable during the summer.

It’s Monday – am online all day. Much to catch up on from the weekend. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. If there was any doubt about the power of Ebola Hilton’s black hole virus – five years later and this bitch is broke. See? Ebola spares no one. Oh Portugal…I’m so sorry. Cristiano Ronaldo is a f-cking idiot.

PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.

JailBail gets wet and frisky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 14:35:25 June 15, 2009 14:35:25

She’s 16. And getting paid to do this. So game on, right? JailBait Miley Cyrus today in Savannah shooting a scene from her new movie The Last Song frolicking with her onscreen boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. As you can see, Liam is very attractive. And you know JailBait is loving it. No wonder she broke up with that 20 year old loser. Full Story

The Time Traveller Trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 13:50:24 June 15, 2009 13:50:24

It’s been pushed back time and again, now finally scheduled for the dog days of August, not usually the best time to release a film, especially since originally they had hoped it would be a Christmas movie… And the trailer has just been released. Bad thoughts. Looks awful. Again, in our little eTalk cubicle, Laura, Michelle, and Jen B were discussing this morning after all of us watched with a knot in our stomachs. Full Story

Robert riots!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 12:41:00 June 15, 2009 12:41:00

She’s trying to f-cking TACKLE HIM!!! You have to wonder then… How does Robert Pattinson really feel about Twilight fans? Because… Umm… Check out what just happened in New York. They threw themselves on him. Like grabbed him around the neck! So… If you’re her, and you see him, what purpose would this serve? Did she think he would say – oh thank you for trying to strangle me. Full Story

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JLo pregnant!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 11:59:46 June 15, 2009 11:59:46

On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work on movies, JLo will also be recording a new album due out later this year and is writing songs about her children: "I worked on music while I was pregnant and while I was at home, but now to really get into it and focus on it and to finish the project is exciting. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 11:38:49 June 15, 2009 11:38:49

I know you want this between your buns (Dlisted)

Fergie’s crazy (airbrushed) body (Hollywood Tuna)

Is the GMD turning Robo into a dancing herm? (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried wears panties??? (The Superficial)

Matt Damon and his girls in Hawaii (Pop Sugar)

Bill and Sookie’s True Blood sex from last night (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Do you believe Sienna Miller? (INO)

Spidey’s Ruby grew up so fast (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Ugh. I know you love it. Bundchen BumpWatch (ICYDK)

Mimi’s answer to Eminem? (ASL)

Are you in my future?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 10:11:47 June 15, 2009 10:11:47

Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in Vegas at the CineVegas 2009 Film Festival screening of (500) Days of Summer on Friday. It’s the film I most want to see this summer after Harry Potter. Have a feeling, if it’s good, that JGL might just be my Summer Crush. As Michelle says – well, he’s certainly young enough. Full Story

Belly Coke Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 08:27:00 June 15, 2009 08:27:00

Lindsay Lohan sniffed out a party in the Hamptons this weekend at AXE Lounge. Nice coke bloat. I’m bloated today too. Because Gab and I were afflicted with the Wine Flu this weekend. It’s horribly inappropriate. But we can’t stop saying it. I’m never drinking again. Lilo makes the same claim. Full Story

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4-way hook ups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 07:41:31 June 15, 2009 07:41:31

Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here Full Story