Friday, March 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all you GOOP subscribers who sent me the edited version of her newsletter yesterday that switched “I’m a lucky motherf-cker” to “lucky f-cking invitation”. Lucky motherf-cker is still used on the website version so obviously the change was made to accommodate …the MiniVan? Ugh. Hate when my Gwynnie bends over to avoid the tut-tuts. Then again, criticise her all you want, she went out for dinner with Christiane Amanpour the other night because kowtow or not, she’s better than you. Yes, haters. My G is friends with Christiane Amanpour. Bet you Christiane Amanpour doesn’t mind the motherf-cker.

Late day post yesterday re: Brad Pitt causing a meltdown in Washington. Scroll down to get caught up.

It’s finally Friday. Blogging all day in between naps because my husband gave me the worst cold ever. Am now one giant germ attached to a plastic bag that holds all my snotty tissue rags. Motherf-cker!

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.

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Miss Zahara goes to Washington

March 6, 2009 18:18:58 Posted at March 6, 2009 18:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look at those people standing around taking pictures. Full Story

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Filthy Scab for Westwood

March 6, 2009 13:58:00 Posted at March 6, 2009 13:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: Nudity Vivienne Westwood showed in Paris today and sent the Filthy Scab down her runway in her clothing. Apparently during rehearsal Scabby was wearing a loose t-shirt with no bra and her tit popped out. Shocking. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending how you see it, Vivienne’s clothes did not offer such opportunity and this is why Scabs is as covered up as you’ve seen her, maybe ever. Full Story

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Wild animals > Sienna Miller

March 6, 2009 11:40:54 Posted at March 6, 2009 11:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s customary on talk shows that the most high profile, more popular guests appear first, followed by the less famous people, and then the performer. Last night I noticed on the listings that Sienna Miller was scheduled for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I PVR’d on timeshift and watched just before bedtime. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 6, 2009 10:53:00 Posted at March 6, 2009 10:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mickey Rourke: not much worse than Ed Hardy (Dlisted)

Tacky bikini back (Hollywood Tuna)

She’s healthy…because she drinks tea and smokes cigarettes. Dumbass (Just Jared)

Adrian Grenier…and Tom Brady? (Pop Sugar)

Don’t f-ck with Michelle Rodriguez (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fake Rob still brings the crazy (INO)

Nicole Richie vs Tila Tequila! (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Hotlanta! (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse has clear skin??? (Mirror UK / Zoe)

Old & Rich

March 6, 2009 09:32:14 Posted at March 6, 2009 09:32:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

LipGloss grows Vampire hair

March 6, 2009 08:04:39 Posted at March 6, 2009 08:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They made a big deal over Robert Pattinson’s hair during Twilight promo. Zac Efron was so jealous. Now he appears to be growing his and was seen flinging it around yesterday leaving his house. Oh Lippy, you so pretty. Very pretty in Elle Magazine this month promoting 17 Again. He plays the 17 year old version of Matthew Perry and shenanigans ensue. Full Story

Midlife Madonna designs for douches

March 6, 2009 07:33:44 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we disagree over her obsessive workout regimen and what she does to her face but for the most part, I am a follower. Full Story

A Powerful Noise

March 6, 2009 07:09:00 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a documentary chronicling the experiences of 3 women in Mali, Vietnam, and Bosnia-Herzegovina as they work to “overcome barriers to lead day-to-day battles against ignorance, poverty, oppression, and ethnic strife.” Natalie Portman has, for several years now, been actively involved in advocating for rights of disadvantaged women particularly in the third world as the Ambassador of Hope for FINCA with specific focus on pro-active efforts to help communities help themselves escape the cycle of poverty. Full Story

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Look at what I bought!

March 6, 2009 07:01:07 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:01:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable. Full Story

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