Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 11:16:00 May 17, 2010 11:16:00

Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with the two young stars of Diego’s movie perhaps the next version of themselves. Full Story

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Waiting for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 10:44:00 May 17, 2010 10:44:00

Does that sound really creepy? Ryan Gosling was photographed in LA on Sunday headed for Cannes. Blue Valentine is an official selection of Un Certain Regard. There’s a photocall tomorrow and a carpet and an afterparty. Now you know what my schedule is for Tuesday. What? We’re shooting him for etalk. Full Story

Crank comes to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 09:33:45 May 17, 2010 09:33:45

Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is Lindsay Lohan, partying on a yacht almost immediately upon arrival, cigarette after cigarette, skeezing it hard among the eurodouches and possible johns. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 09:15:37 May 17, 2010 09:15:37

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is finished. Done. Dead. Over. (Dlisted)

Charlize Theron’s perfect ass (The Superficial)

Is Shia LaBeouf asstalking like Katherine Heigl? Or is this the way to convey the point withOUT asstalking? (Popeater)

Hilary Duff’s giant ring is bigger than her dog (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate Blanchett on W. Is without equal. (Just Jared)

Here: bumpwatch the sh-t out of this (Pop Sugar)

A drunk bitch in Cannes. Shockingly these are not photos of Lindsay Lohan (ASL)

Orly’s piece shows her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Whitewashes and their baby travel (INO)

Little Sci never hears NO (Cele|bitchy)

Pretty scum has shorter hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 08:29:17 May 17, 2010 08:29:17

He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time with Kristen Stewart after they taped Oprah, Pattinson is now working on his new film with Reese Witherspoon, a film adaptation of Sara Gruen’s Water for Elephants. Full Story

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A new side of LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 08:13:09 May 17, 2010 08:13:09

I had some time yesterday in between shoots to catch up online. The Charlie St Cloud trailer starring Zac Efron has been released. The initial expectation was that I was in for a giant eye roll. But then LipGloss leaned in for a kiss on the shoulder. And all of a sudden he wasn’t LipGloss anymore. Full Story

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In love with their love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 07:45:00 May 17, 2010 07:45:00

Goddamn they are cute. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf attended the Cannes premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps on Friday night. It was also my first time inside a gala screening as a guest. I walked the famed red steps – les marches – at the same time as George Lucas and Martin Scorsese. Full Story

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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 06:52:15 May 17, 2010 06:52:15

Can a movie be watchable and a mess all at once? Because at no time during Money Never Sleeps was I bored or not entertained but at the same time I can’t tell you it’s a good movie. What I can say is that there’s no sense to it, and it’s deeply flawed, and the ending is bullsh-t, and the character development is inconsistent, and it felt rushed with too much sh-t jammed into too little time. Full Story

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May 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 06:31:48 May 17, 2010 06:31:48

Dear Dr Suraj Sharma at St Michael’s Hospital – thank you for helping my mother after her mini-stroke last week. It’s been months and we didn’t know what was wrong and then we rushed her to emergency after she lost vision in her eye and you came along and answered all her questions. Full Story

Friday, May 14, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Am writing from the Palais des Festivals in Cannes just after the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps presser. In attendance: Michael Douglas (I was too afraid to look at him because paperthin skin scares me), Josh Brolin, Shia LaBeouf, and Carey Mulligan. She was luminous. Really, really, really delightful. The screening is tonight. Am so excited I can’t talk about it. Will tweet my activities this evening. Click here to read my Twitter posts later.

And you bitches need to stop sending me that Jake Gyllenhaal video. Because even though I’ve seen it several times already, whenever it’s sent to me again, I can’t help but watch it. And it’s distracting. SO distracting. Because he’s so quiveringly adorable. And I have work to do. And this is not productive.

It is however finally Friday. And if you do want to f-ck around at work today, well, the Jakey video is an option. More on this later.

Am blogging until the gala tonight. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,