Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Are you ready for 2009?

Wishing you a safe and happy New Years Eve!

Am blogging today and the rest of the week so if you need to nurse your hangover with some smut, it’s business as usual over here, especially since the GMD came out to play.

Have fun tonight!

Yours in gossip,


PS Kevin Bacon is not Cuba. Leo D is not Chocolate.

Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

December 31, 2008 16:54:36 Posted at December 31, 2008 16:54:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

NYE baby?

December 31, 2008 13:28:23 Posted at December 31, 2008 13:28:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story

Spittle and Lilo in Miami

December 31, 2008 12:03:10 Posted at December 31, 2008 12:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the new year. And here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off her thinness on the beach today, getting some sun glow before her hosting duties with Samantha Ronson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 31, 2008 11:44:00 Posted at December 31, 2008 11:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But was it an old school Impala? Matt Dillon thinks he’s Snoop Dog (Dlisted)

The perfect BFF for a disease (Hollywood Tuna)

Even stomach staplers go to St Barts! (Just Jared)

Her fake boobs > her fake lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clooney in Cabo… shirtless! (Pop Sugar)

Becks trains hard in Italy (A Socialite's Life)

Mimi Cheese, wine, and oysters (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Adrian Grenier smiles like a Sears catalogue (INO)

Vagina virgins threaten NY security (Cele|bitchy)

Umm…why is the Piv in Bangkok??? (IDLYITW)

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

December 31, 2008 10:33:26 Posted at December 31, 2008 10:33:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Happy Honeymooners!

December 31, 2008 09:58:00 Posted at December 31, 2008 09:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported yesterday, Beyonce and Jay-Z are vacation on a yacht in France, their go-to holiday destination. More shots today of B frolicking in the water, natural and gorgeous and so happy, enjoying her first New Year’s Eve as a wife and Jay proudly enjoying his first as a husband. I like the one of him taking her picture. Full Story

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Gere genes

December 31, 2008 08:31:13 Posted at December 31, 2008 08:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also in St Barts with the rest of them enjoying the holiday. Full Story

In the corner where she belongs

December 31, 2008 08:04:15 Posted at December 31, 2008 08:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. Not when a concocted Bride Wars Jolie vs Aniston headline will fly off the MiniVan newsstands. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix

December 31, 2008 07:44:34 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:44:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s apparently pursuing a recording career to be documented by good friend Casey Affleck. Full Story

As if on cue…

December 31, 2008 07:28:41 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:28:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was noted yesterday that the GMD had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has no projects lined up for 2009. Full Story

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