Cure for hangover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 10:00:47 July 20, 2009 10:00:47

Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was more of a request: Had a great weekend, but am paying for it now. Full Story

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Two finger handshake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 08:48:21 July 20, 2009 08:48:21

I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children hopped up on candy and popcorn, but the part when I looked down at the schedule and saw that Bill Nighy was assigned. Full Story

Where’s Joe for GI Joe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 07:50:05 July 20, 2009 07:50:05

GI Joe begins promotion in Australia – stars Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum were at a photo call and press conference today and will make their way to North America before the movie’s August 7th release. Joseph Gordon Levitt who plays Cobra Commander did not come along for the trip. This is not surprising. Full Story

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Alanis in a groove

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 07:05:47 July 20, 2009 07:05:47

These are high times for Alanis Morissette. It’s a weak line, but it works. As you know, Alanis is enjoying a 7 ep arc on Weeds (please say you watch Weeds, please say you watch Weeds and not the other bullsh-t) after wrapping a successful 2 year run with Flavours of Entanglement, is supposed to star in a film adapted from Radio Free Albemuth, is happy and healthy, is involved with a non celebrity, and looks better than she ever has. Full Story

Gift from a Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:55:30 July 20, 2009 06:55:30

How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken heart. It’s apparently a move he uses often. Full Story

Becks rattled, Posh burned

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:51:17 July 20, 2009 06:51:17

The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was unaffected by the crowd but the booing and jeering clearly rattled Becks at one point when he went over, apparently to try and make peace with a disgruntled fan, but ended up exchanging heated words with him instead. Full Story

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July 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 06:37:22 July 20, 2009 06:37:22

To Kirsten, who just got married in Vegas last Sunday - gorgeous and happy and glowing, everything that a bride should be. Hope you had the $45 glass of 1977 port at the reception. Congratulations! Love, Stella And to Sharisse who just had a baby last week - just because you're a mom now, doesn't mean that can't BE SEXY! Don't worry, I won't share the pictures. Full Story

Friday, July 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am still fangirling over JK Rowling after watching the 1 hour special last night on ABC chronicling the year of her life before and just after the launch of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Love her SO much.

I understand the doc aired a while ago in the UK. Sigh. We should all live in the UK.

Thanks to YouTube however we can watch without the annoying Elizabeth Vargas voice-overs. I’ve embedded Part 1 below, and from there you can access the rest. Jo is smart and funny and interesting and humble. So humble. Now this is a worthy idol. But I’m still not about to tattoo her initials all over my ankle.

It’s Friday. Am blogging all day with a quick break in between to Studio 4 for a visit with my favourite Fanny Kiefer, and then a weekend of golf and paintball. Oliver’s birthday party, our nephew is 11. Yesterday he was a baby. F-ck I’m old.

No Doubt on Saturday night! See you there? And – fingers crossed – will be in New York again for the early part of next week on another super exciting assignment that I’m afraid to jinx. Positive, positive, positive charms, positive spells…

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Jakey’s beefy but not serious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 10:39:00 July 17, 2009 10:39:00

Too muscle man for my taste here…but EW.com has the first official photo of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia, Disney’s highly anticipated big blockbuster next summer – by the time it’s released in 2010 it’ll be 2 years since filming. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 10:23:47 July 17, 2009 10:23:47

Did he say something negative about Robert Pattinson? This sounds like the work of a Twi-Hard (Dlisted)

How the f-ck does this douche keep getting the girls??? (The Superficial)

Shane and Evan are still together – and they look good (Just Jared)

What do you think of Rachel Bilson’s boots with this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks: if you ask him to, he’ll take his shirt off (Pop Sugar)

Pissing on Marilyn Monroe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci is homesick (INO)

JailBait Miley Cyrus wants to get pissed on (Cele|bitchy)

LipGloss – making scuba look so pretty (ASL)

Maybe the red shoes are giving Ronaldo some extra juice (Kickette)