Posh judges!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 07:56:14 May 8, 2009 07:56:14

But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! Speaking of Gary, Becks popped in to see Gary Neville earlier this week in England while his wife was trying too hard at the Met Gala and then showing off her photoshopped nearly naked body at Macy’s in New York. Full Story

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The Curse of the Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 07:23:06 May 8, 2009 07:23:06

Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Shelfy is an waitress who gets nailed in the head (literally), she becomes a sex addict, and then goes to Washington to team up with her congressman lover to lobby for health care reform. Full Story

May 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 07:05:12 May 8, 2009 07:05:12

To Rae who is leaving with Rachel for two weeks of Italian holiday – have a great time! Happy Birthday to Susan from Matt and Colin. Hope that you are enjoying your birthday trip to Paris, and that the weather is fantastic. All our love, as always. Happy 29th Birthday Christine M from Joni! To Karen G celebrating 40 on Saturday – you are a doll to ask for donations to Sick Kids Hospital in lieu of gifts. Full Story

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s the playoffs. Who’s on your NHL playoff Freebie Five? I tweeted about this last night. My list:

Ovechkin, Zetterberg, Burrows, Luongo, Keith

Thought about Getzlaf – he’s a beast – but hate Anaheim So.Much. Is it fair to hate an entire team for one player? Pronger. Big douche. Anyway, who’s on yours?

Thursday – heading to Vegas today, blogging on the fly. Also … travel tweets! This is my twitter: twitter.com/LaineyGossip.

Posted late yesterday – scroll down to get caught up especially about the dreamy Dustin Lance Black.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Jody Vance who is coming home to Vancouver as part of the on-air launch team on Shore104!

Her kind of man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 16:15:46 May 7, 2009 16:15:46

Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Full Story

Does he need money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 10:45:00 May 7, 2009 10:45:00

Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety Full Story

Why can’t it be Taylor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:43:48 May 7, 2009 08:43:48

Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to his defence last week when I called him wee, arguing that of course he’d look wee next to Hugh Jackman and Reynolds. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 08:24:41 May 7, 2009 08:24:41

When art imitates the GMD’s prisoner (Dlisted)

Best hacked defence: NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE (Hollywood Tuna)

His gunholding doesn’t look right. But the way he’s touching Jude makes me giggle (Just Jared)

I don’t trust his sideburns (The Superficial)

In between Manslinger booty calls (Pop Sugar)

She couldn’t go with a dark bra? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This child wants four children (INO)

Sunday Rose colour coordinates with Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)

Does Miss California look a little like Porny Simpson…without the mom jeans? (The Blemish)

Every Fox photoshoot looks the same (Popoholic)

Taylor Flare and in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:50:59 May 7, 2009 07:50:59

Love Taylor Swift. So cute. Is a teen, acts like a teen and I never want to punch her in the beat-me mouth. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a beat-me mouth. Or, for that matter, a beat-me father. This is Taylor on the new cover of Flare on stands May 11th. What does she look like with straight hair? Am curious to see. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: Venus Looks - Kelly Ripa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:34:23 May 7, 2009 07:34:23

Regis & Kelly are taping in Miami this week. Kelly Ripa brought her entire family down there to enjoy the sun. So you’ve heard the speculation about Kelly’s body. No doubt, she does lose the baby weight ridiculously quickly. Obsessed gym freak. Having said that, while her body is sick crazy toned, it’s also not as severe as Madonna’s. Full Story