December 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 06:59:16 December 23, 2009 06:59:16

Congratulations to Melissa M in Calgary from Ritchie on…well…so many things! Starting a new job in private practice very soon and a big happy birthday and just engaged –Shiloh totally loves you. What is it that you burn at her temple? Please share with the rest of us. Please share with Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We have NY withdrawal. And what’s worse – going from NY after the funnest 6 days ever, coming straight to my mother’s house for the rest of the holiday where she took one look at our jeans, judged our hygiene to be not up to her standards, and proceeded to cover her couches with towels.  Read Full Intro

Best of 2009: American Sweetheart BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 15:32:47 December 22, 2009 15:32:47

Nothing like a bitchface that lies underneath the milk and honey. And for so many it’s so hard to believe. Because most of her characters have such sunny dispositions. Again, why is it that people can easily accept that politicians are liars and never the actors when the actors PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE for a living? In university one of my favourite political science courses was a 2nd year elective on The American Presidents. Full Story

Mr Schue isn’t gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 14:59:31 December 22, 2009 14:59:31

That’s what he said.New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he and the journalist bitchslap Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and then he fangirls over Salma Hayek. Full Story

Season's Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 13:21:00 December 22, 2009 13:21:00

It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land,Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even stronger now that the Brange is in New York. Full Story

Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 12:13:48 December 22, 2009 12:13:48

Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is plentiful today. Because there is also some Mimi. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 11:25:16 December 22, 2009 11:25:16

Here’s what every Ed Hardy douche will be doing on New Year’s Eve (Dlisted)

Really. Is that the best way to promote healthy eating??? (The Superficial)

Of course it’s big. It’s for a Country Bitch (Popeater)

Kate Beckinsale goes shopping in white heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Manslinger and family in Aspen (Pop Sugar)

I loved it in the 80s. And I love it Jay-Z styles, especially this video (Just Jared)

Chris Pine’s new piece is a slight improvement on Audrina? (Popoholic)

Get a Gap sweater for Tom Cruise (Towleroad)

Lilo in a bathing suit reading a Newsweek. Some dumbass photo shoot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Fug Girls don’t like the “opposite chaps”. But I really, really do! You? (Go Fug Yourself)

2 movie stars in a trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 09:18:34 December 22, 2009 09:18:34

As you know, the GMD and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of all time, I enjoy watching movie stars in movies. REAL movie stars. Full Story

Manleggings > Vampires

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:29:57 December 22, 2009 08:29:57

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As you know, since the VMAs, Katy’s bed has been reserved for Russell Brand. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:17:15 December 22, 2009 08:17:15

It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April 2009. And there had been many months of speculation that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on their marriage. Full Story

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Porny’s best face is a fresh face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 07:16:15 December 22, 2009 07:16:15

Been saying it forever: when she’s stripped down of all her tacky ass stylings, Jessica Simpson is so much more attractive. She has great skin, she looks so much younger, she is SO pretty. Especially with a winter flush. See? Jess is in New York with her mom to visit her sister Ashlee and will presumably be spending the holidays there as Ashlee’s run in Chicago goes until February. Full Story

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