Gere genes

December 31, 2008 08:31:13 Posted at December 31, 2008 08:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also in St Barts with the rest of them enjoying the holiday. Full Story

In the corner where she belongs

December 31, 2008 08:04:15 Posted at December 31, 2008 08:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. Not when a concocted Bride Wars Jolie vs Aniston headline will fly off the MiniVan newsstands. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix

December 31, 2008 07:44:34 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:44:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s apparently pursuing a recording career to be documented by good friend Casey Affleck. Full Story

As if on cue…

December 31, 2008 07:28:41 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:28:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was noted yesterday that the GMD had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has no projects lined up for 2009. Full Story

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December 31, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 31, 2008 07:13:50 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:13:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Brent J! Am told by your wife you’re a closet gossip. Thank you for the closet support. Hoping for more of it next year - have an amazing night! To Gaby – Happy Birthday from Salena! Wishing you a smutty 2009!  Full Story

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

I was afraid of The City. Primarily because, like, ugh, but also because I knew. I knew, despite the scripting and the fact that she was “cast” for the show, even though it’s a “reality” show, I would fall in love with Olivia Palermo. And I did. She’s a bitch.

Sigh. Where are you Blair Waldorf? This is what happens when there’s nothing to watch during dinner.

Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cuba is not Dennis Quaid. Chocolate is not Jim Carrey or Keanu Reeves this time.

Gay with a guitar on a boat

December 30, 2008 12:44:42 Posted at December 30, 2008 12:44:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And he’s not serenading Johnny Gill! St Barts seems to be the warm weather destination of choice for celebrities this holiday - exclusive and expensive and no sign of recession. As you know, Eddie Murphy has made an obscene amount of money wearing fatsuits making the same movie over and over and over again. Full Story

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Best of 2008: Crunk Chanel Mooseknuckle

December 30, 2008 11:43:24 Posted at December 30, 2008 11:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Karl. How could 2008 be complete without Karl? Enjoy his tight package on the runway after presenting a Chanel collection in July. Then feast your eyes on Crunk Karl styled in his own “fantasy” pose for Harper’s Bazaar. Lil Wayne is NOT demode. And one of the year’s most amazing interviews – Karl in Prestige Magazine hating on food, on children, on fat people, and on charity work. Full Story

No more babies?

December 30, 2008 11:24:00 Posted at December 30, 2008 11:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors Warn Angie – No More Babies! In a sh-tty economy, you do what you have to to sell more copies. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 30, 2008 10:54:39 Posted at December 30, 2008 10:54:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Indian Fried Chicken! (Dlisted)

Filthy Scab found a pair of pants! (Hollywood Tuna)

Vampire in a kilt. Yum. (Just Jared)

Daddy Lohan fights a blogger! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden – HOT on holiday (Pop Sugar)

The Drummer vs Bono (Holy Moly)

Victoria Beckham in… 10 years? Or less? (The Blemish)

LOVE Madonna’s coat (INO)

England is for losers? (Cele|bitchy)

Golddigger staff video (IDLYITW)

First married NYE

December 30, 2008 10:06:33 Posted at December 30, 2008 10:06:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by the South of France. And here she is last night, with Sasha Fierce safely packed away, looking relaxed with Jay’s arm around her while doing some shopping, celebrating the success of her new album, and as is always the case when B strips herself of all the packaging, in her natural element, even without Spanx, her hair curly and wild, she is so much more beautiful, non? Best of 2008: Beyonce and Jay Z getting married. Full Story