Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood

March 10, 2009 10:09:37 Posted at March 10, 2009 10:09:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. He floats and he crabs. Full Story

The Queen cut her hair

March 10, 2009 09:25:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been so much about the youths lately…how about some balance with a silver lady? Helen Mirren last night and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Geffen Gala. She rocked a bob for years but it looks like the Queen has gone shorter. You likey? Besides talking out of her ass – repeatedly! – Helen’s been busier than ever, not unlike Meryl Streep and Susan Sarandon, proving that working girls can be mature. Full Story

My Chanel girls …

March 10, 2009 09:05:33 Posted at March 10, 2009 09:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a few other bitches. Freida Pinto still riding high. Is supposedly the new face of Estee Lauder (the first Indian to represent the brand) and has been signed onto Woody Allen’s latest, and today at Chanel during Paris Fashion Week, officially accepted by Le Karl. Also my love Olga Kurylenko. Full Story

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Lopez plotting

March 10, 2009 08:14:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 08:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JLo last night in New York having dinner with her manager Benny Medina. Oh she’s up to something. There’s that look on her face, something hungry, something determined, As I reported a couple of months ago, Jennifer Lopez wants back on top. She’s instructed her team to do what it takes to get there. Full Story

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Princess AssTalk = Clooney?

March 10, 2009 07:48:56 Posted at March 10, 2009 07:48:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitch… please. As if. I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore because Denny died. Like 3 years ago. But Denny won’t go away. Ugh. SPOILER ALERT – For those of you who are still gnashing your teeth through the sh-t at Seattle Grace however you’re probably aware that Izzie is sick or something. Full Story

Rob and Taylor

March 10, 2009 06:59:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It snowed in the morning yesterday in Vancouver. This is why Robert Pattinson looks extra pretty leaving a meeting. Most of the cast is now in town. Shooting has not started. Right now it’s all prep. Am told it’s like camp reunion. Word is everyone is happy to be all together again, like a little family. Full Story

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Super Tan Tokyo!

March 10, 2009 06:52:51 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it’s the red backdrop but the GMD looks extra lobster in these photo call pictures from Tokyo today while promoting Valkyrie. Is it just me or does this movie feel like it’s been out a f-cking year already? In a few hours no doubt we’ll see the GMD and his Robo on the carpet. Full Story

Just another five pounds

March 10, 2009 06:45:23 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:45:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? There is no such thing as undereating. Full Story

March 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 10, 2009 06:31:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Jill! Did you receive your pre-birthday gift yesterday? Taylor Kitsch in Vanity Fair? To Berni and the “Twilight/R Pattinson freaks” in Manitoba – what’s up!!! I totally believe you’re not the craziest ones. Full Story

Monday, March 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I called my mother this morning. It’s her birthday. These are the rules: I call her on MY birthday to thank her for giving me life. I call her on HER birthday to give thanks that she is alive.

Me: Happy Birthday Mom!
Squawking Chicken: (cackling) Today your favourite day of year!
Me: Sure. What do you have planned?
Squawking Chicken: what you buy me?
Me: you can tell me what you want when I come home next week.
Squawking Chicken: why you not think about it?
Me: you keep changing your mind, Mother.
Squawking Chicken: I go to Casino Rama today. If I no win, you pay me.
Me: Fine. Penny slots, right?
Squawking Chicken: My birthday. Why I play penny slots?
Me: because that’s what you normally play.
Squawking Chicken (switching to Cantonese now): You put my birthday on a budget? Do you know Mommy almost died carrying you around? Do you know what it felt like, you were 9 pounds. All because your dad’s side of the family gave you thick legs. The early bird casino shuttle is leaving soon. I have to go.
Me: um, ok. Have fun.


Click.

My mother doesn’t believe in goodbye. As for those of who keep asking us – is she really like that? Put it this way: most people who were at my wedding can’t remember what I was wearing. Everyone at my wedding remembers what SHE was wearing. Today is my favourite day of the year.

Twilight sighted all over Vancouver. Photos and details to come. Fangirls gone crazy on Canada’s West Coast. And we have months to go…

Monday – am blogging all day, still sniffling, but Porny’s making it better. New Jessica Simpson pics! And Matt Damon’s junk encased in spandex.

SCROLL DOWN for photos of a sassy Miss Zahara and her sister posted late on Friday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The photo issue from last week should be resolved. And the photos are also loading much quicker. If you continue to experience problems, please email inquiries@laineygossip.com.

If he was your dad…

March 9, 2009 17:14:25 Posted at March 9, 2009 17:14:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even just for a dayWould you roll out of bed in the morningOr spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. It’s not an age thing. It’s a douche thing. Full Story