The ultimate case study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 15:40:07 February 17, 2010 15:40:07

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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She’s Michelle Obama today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 12:43:22 February 17, 2010 12:43:22

Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 10:48:48 February 17, 2010 10:48:48

Nicole Richie’s wedding plans do not include Ebola (Popeater)

Will this girl make it to 10 before her mom makes her get a boob job? (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried Britney protects her secrets (The Superficial)

Um, there are bruises on this bride (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson talks about cuddling. It’s always talking. (Pop Sugar)

Beautiful collar on Claire’s coat (Just Jared)

Silver in this case is for last place (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ewan McGregor on full frontal and fellatio (Towleroad)

Kristin Cavallari says she does not do drugs (E! Online)

Posh on The View (Cele|bitchy)

Through the faces of the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 10:29:14 February 17, 2010 10:29:14

Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the every word that describes every great feeling – her son Rene Charles. Full Story

Blue Liv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 09:27:58 February 17, 2010 09:27:58

SO beautiful. This is Liv Tyler at NY Fashion Week for the G-Star show last night, the new spokesmodel for the brand. In all over blue, looks so good. I wore a black dress on Olympic Morning on Monday. French Connection with big frilly short sleeves and pulled on my blue Wolford tights and... it wasn’t to be. Full Story

Another useless author

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 08:11:00 February 17, 2010 08:11:00

She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not to get dirty. Full Story

Diary of 2 trainwrecks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 07:16:59 February 17, 2010 07:16:59

Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might land her a bit part on CSI. Full Story

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5 Factor Journal: Day 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 07:10:00 February 17, 2010 07:10:00

I barely slept yesterday. But Dylan said I was buzzing at the Vitamin Water party. It’s definitely adrenaline, but I have to believe it’s also the food. My energy sources are no longer battered and fried. It makes a difference. As does going dry. Jacek can’t believe it either. I have not had a drink in days. Full Story

February 17, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 07:02:33 February 17, 2010 07:02:33

To cousin Carol in Nova Scotia whose boyfriend is with the troops down in Haiti, whose birthday was yesterday, and who cries during the Olympics broadcast! Love ya lots, Victoria And congratulations to Catherine H for winning the Bamjamz contest! Enjoy your jammies Catherine!  Full Story

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

What’s it like standing at a photo wall next to Cindy Crawford? We hit up the Omega event at the Hotel Vancouver on Sunday night and all of a sudden, Jessi Cruickshank, Dan Levy, and I were ushered up to the red carpet to pose with her.  Read Full Intro