Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?

Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.

Please.

It’s Friday. Am online all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


Photos from Wenn.com

A Birthday Video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 12:02:00 September 25, 2009 12:02:00

It’s noon. And it’s a sunny Vancouver afternoon. There won’t be many of them left. It rains a lot here when it’s not summer. The best birthday present I’ve ever received was on my 30th. His name is Marcus. He’s lying in a sunpatch right now, totally depressed, wondering if we’ll take him outside today for some fun. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 11:51:56 September 25, 2009 11:51:56

What’s your number? Mine was ridiculous. (Dlisted)

Lolita meets a dickhead. Perfect (The Superficial)

I can’t believe they’re still together (Hollywood Tuna)

Gross. Gerard Butler’s pants keep getting worse (Just Jared)

Justin Timberlake eats a cupcake (Pop Sugar)

Who the f-ck is paying for this sh-T???? (INO)

It makes me sad that Kiki’s dumb (Cele|bitchy)

Does this bitch ever leave Robertson??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Show me that smile again…and put away your crazy (Popeater)

How Halle Berry keeps it right back there (ASL)

Cleanse with Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 09:30:52 September 25, 2009 09:30:52

Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. In a way that Filthy Scab could never be. Have you ever watched Emma Thompson at an awards show? Kills me. Full Story

Same old Scabby naked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 08:44:39 September 25, 2009 08:44:39

Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? Scabby is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after renovating her house last year. Full Story

Wolves are pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 08:12:00 September 25, 2009 08:12:00

Those vampires with their pasty faces and Walmart wigs vs the healthy natural beauty of the wolves – based purely on aesthetics, I am of the lupine persuasion. These are members of the pulchritudinous Quileute Nation out and about Vancouver recently– young BooBoo Stewart with a new haircut, Chaske Spencer and the rarely seen and very beautiful Tinsel Korey. Full Story

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Lilo plumpers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 07:30:20 September 25, 2009 07:30:20

Lindsay Lohan is in Singapore hosting an F1 rock event. She was actually asked to fill in as a last minute replacement for Nicole Scherzinger after she dropped out? Who? Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the Pussycat Doll who always dances at the front of the formation. That’s right. Lilo comes in 2nd to a Pussycat Doll. Full Story

For Gigi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 06:55:22 September 25, 2009 06:55:22

Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago:It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can I get some Hugh today in celebration of my one month without smokes? Of course. Full Story

Brad Pitt’s nametag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 06:47:00 September 25, 2009 06:47:00

He wore one yesterday at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York. Unlike Jessica Alba, he probably didn’t need to but he did. Anyway, Brad Pitt occupied the best seat yesterday next to Bill Clinton himself and all of a sudden Brad and Bubba were gettin’ all bromantic and sh-t. When he wasn’t giggling with the former president, Brad was updating the audience on Make It Right. Full Story

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September 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2009 06:28:16 September 25, 2009 06:28:16

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Amberley B is in her final year of doctoral studies in counselling psychology at the University of Toronto. She is recruiting participants for her dissertation, researching the experiences of women who have received a breast cancer diagnosis. A donation of 2$ per participant will be made to Wellspring Full Story

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Royal Ontario Museum Vanity Fair Portraits exhibition opens on Saturday, September 26th and runs until January 3rd. Those of you who live in or near Toronto are so lucky – this marks the exhibition’s eastern North American debut, the only Canadian venue to present 146 iconic images from the magazine and the “first major exhibition to bring together the magazine’s historic archive of rare vintage prints with its contemporary photographs. A collaboration between Vanity Fair and the National Portrait Gallery, London, the exhibition is curated by Terence Pepper, Curator of Photographs at the National Portrait Gallery, and David Friend, Vanity Fair’s Editor of Creative Development.”

As part of The Question of Celebrity programming surrounding the upcoming exhibition Meryl Streep will be at the ROM on October 7th for an evening onstage in conversation with Johanna Schneller. Double girlcrush. Not even. Double girl worship. Sigh.

Click here
for more information. If you’re in Toronto between now and January, it’s a required stop.

It’s Thursday. And there are exclusive Twilight photos. And please, please you are watching Glee, right? Last night’s Glee was the best of the season so far – sharp writing, campy silliness, diversity, and depth.

How is this show on Fox?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is for my friend Jully Black whose brand new single “Running” is now available on iTunes. I F-CKING LOVE IT.