Jen’s pregnant for the 10th time (Dlisted)
How old is Fergie? Really. How old? (Hollywood Tuna)
Reese Witherspoon: gorgeous in Elle Magazine (Just Jared)
Yesterday in a suit, today he takes his top off. Yum. (Pop Sugar)
Wearing Posh better than Posh (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
I love Kristen Stewart for hating Twi-hards (INO)
Two English divorced dads at the pub (Cele|bitchy)
Ummmm…yeah. I’ll take some of this as well (Kickette)
And I’ll take some of this too. But not when he’s talking. (A Socialite's Life)
Little punk ass poseur having a baby? (Webster’s is my bitch)
YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So JailBait Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would be jealous. Full Story
No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised:"I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo [of Rihanna's bruised face posted by TMZ]? C'mon, Chris. Full Story
His hair ladies, his hair… Try to control yourselves, ok? There’s more squealy business to come. This is Robert Pattinson out and about in LA yesterday, running back to his hotel with wet hair, looking pale and … he’s better straight on than in profile, non? The nose, I think. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing THEM. Full Story
Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday yesterday. Immediately the two were shot on their way out to celebrate. Full Story
Everyone’s biggest complaint is the lip-sync. Critics have been moaning and groaning about it all morning. This I don’t understand. I don’t understand who goes into a Britney Spears concert expecting live vocals. It never was and it never will be. Do you head into a Madonna movie thinking there’s an Oscar coming out the other side? Please. Full Story
What’s up New Orleans? Are you ready?
The Chicken Fried Circus Tour kicks off tonight and the set list, revealed yesterday, looks ambitious, even though she’s never been known for singing live, given the rehearsal footed just posted, it’ll be Britney on super charge for almost 2 hours. If you’re lucky enough to attend, let the rest of us know how it is. I have to wait a month before she comes to Vancouver.
Also attached – Britney is now promoting Candie’s. The photo shoot for the ad campaign took place last Thursday just before she left for Louisiana. Am told she was weird and spacey the entire time, kept mostly to herself when not on set, and at one point was found alone in a dressing room, staring at herself in the mirror muttering “hello” under her breath…
Having said that, those who’ve observed her dancing during tour prep mention that she can be ultra-vocal and assertive, screaming her chicken fried weave off if she misses a step, eager for someone to blame. The medication, right? It’ll be a grueling couple of months. Hopefully they squeeze these millions out of her and give her a break for the rest of the year.
Tuesday – new articles all day. And did you watch Fallon’s debut last night? Pipsqueak got OWNED by Van Morrison. More on that later.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Love to the lawyers! Gossip with a dash of intellect? Am happy to oblige so long as you keep reading as we slog our way through the economic sh-ts! Thanks for the support!
PS. Ellen and Portia are not not eating. Good one! Also not the Arquettes or Kevin and Kyra.
Britney Circus trailer
Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and move in there. And now Jennifer Aniston is back in LA. Full Story