Double date with dad and God

January 5, 2009 07:01:25 Posted at January 5, 2009 07:01:25
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JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who started dating the 16 year old when she was just 15 years old and who, no way, is definitely not having sex with her. Full Story

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Spanish Love is alive!

January 5, 2009 06:46:09 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:46:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yay! Spanish gossips reported earlier that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem had split because she wanted babies and he didn’t. Apparently wrong. Because the two were photographed this weekend departing Geneva after enjoying some down time in the Alps. Spanish sizzle is not dead. Spanish sizzle will be in Hollywood next Sunday too! Both Pene and Javier have been nominated for Golden Globes though it’s highly unlikely they’ll walk together…unless campaign requirements dictate a change in strategy. Full Story

No Versace on vacation

January 5, 2009 06:41:47 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:41:47
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CAUTION: NudityKate Moss’s new ads for Versace were recently released…but she did not have photoshop with her on holiday in Thailand which, let’s be catty bitches, might make you feel a little better about your own Christmas gluttony? This is Kate in her natural state with boyfriend Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila Grace. Full Story

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Next dress to copy … and replaced!

January 5, 2009 06:32:00 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:32:00
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Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland Mouret. Meanwhile British tabloids are gleefully trumpeting the fact that Victoria’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured on the cover of the new UK Vogue, an achievement that took years for Posh to accomplish. Full Story

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Still waiting…

January 5, 2009 06:17:52 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:17:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about Taupe being photographed last week with sex therapist Holly Hein, the assumption being that there must be trouble in the marriage because Ben used to visit strip clubs and digitally explore the dancers. Full Story

Nicole & Joel: volunteering after vacation

January 5, 2009 06:13:32 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spent some time in Hawaii over the holidays before heading back to LA just before new year’s. On Saturday they volunteered at Six Flags for Beyond Shelter, an agency that works with the impoverished, providing housing and social programs to children living in the cycle of extreme poverty. Full Story

Friday, January 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Harry, Johnny, and Bale: what to look forward to this year. It’s 2009!

Entertainment Weekly is offering an exclusive first look at the 12 most anticipated films of the new year and featured prominently – none other than Johnny Depp and Christian Bale, together, going head to head, hotness to hotness in Public Enemies. So confident is the studio that they’ve slotted the movie for release on July 1st, just six weeks after Christian is sure to dominate the box office in Terminator Salvation:

''It was important for me to get the most credible actor of his generation to come and add gravitas to what we were trying to achieve.” Terminator Salvation director McG.

And then there’s Harry, who will kiss Ginny, and go looking for horcruxes. On July 17th. Can you stand the wait?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Alanis minus 20

January 2, 2009 11:35:45 Posted at January 2, 2009 11:35:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am so not feeling Alanis Morrissette in OK! Magazine gushing about her 20 pound weight loss. Can’t put my finger on it but just isn’t sitting right. Maybe it’s because the styling is for sh-t. Who decided to put her in a long purple dress with those shoes? And those boots with the jeans are all wrong too. Full Story

Best of 2008: upstage and porn

January 2, 2009 09:22:00 Posted at January 2, 2009 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. Full Story

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Coming down drama

January 2, 2009 08:51:25 Posted at January 2, 2009 08:51:25
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All night partying, coked out of her mind, you think her drama is off the charts when she’s fully cranked? How about when she’s coming down? Click here Full Story