Break-up Tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 17:43:45 June 9, 2009 17:43:45

Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, and challenging Sidney Crosby not to be a whiny baby. Full Story

Lost in Monte Carlo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 14:02:03 June 9, 2009 14:02:03

January. We must wait until January. But did you see the season finale??? F-ck! Who can wait til January? The good news is by this time next year there “should” be no more questions. Doubtful. Anyway, while the show might be on hiatus, there’s always time to sell. Which is why Matthew Fox is in Monte Carlo at the annual TV Festival. Full Story

Joan Jett > Bella Swan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 13:40:22 June 9, 2009 13:40:22

This one’s for you Em. Twi-hards are apparently losing their sh-t over Kristen Stewart’s hair. Cut. 80s banger chick styles. To play Joan Jett. I’m not f-cking crazy so am not sure why the panic but since Kristen is their “Bella Swan”, am assuming they’re freaking out because she no longer looks like their fan fiction heroine… Please. Full Story

When does a move get old?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:51:19 June 9, 2009 11:51:19

Went to studio to shoot eTalk this morning but forgot keys and Jacek went to get his precious Bradley Cooper hair cut so am well behind and catching up - sorry! For now, enjoy photos from the NKOTB show in Virginia this weekend. It's almost the one year anniversary of my interview with them. Remember Jen? My producer Jen, who is getting married in September, is an NKOTB fan for life. Full Story

PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:37:00 June 9, 2009 11:37:00

Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:30:01 June 9, 2009 11:30:01

More evidence that the Alba Demon is So. F-cking. Stupid. (Dlisted)

Lilo’s crack legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Something for my husband (The Superficial)

Becks high kicks! (Pop Sugar)

My hair on Friday was almost like Beyonce’s. Almost. (Just Jared)

Whitney Port has an ass??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Winslet’s next move (INO)

Look out! JailBait is single! (E! Online)

There is no end to the f-ckery (Holy Moly)

Madame Charlize (Popoholic)

They grow up so fast…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 08:42:00 June 9, 2009 08:42:00

The train is approaching. The Half Blood Prince is coming… Finally the promotional push begins for the sixth movie – yay! Oliver and James Phelses (Fred and George), Tom Felton, and Bonnie Wright French were in Paris today at the Gare du Nord for a photo call. SO grown up! Meanwhile, Emma Watson’s new ads for Burberry have just been released. Full Story

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Sandra in NY, Ryan in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 07:48:12 June 9, 2009 07:48:12

Promoting their film The Proposal. Sandy taped an appearance for Letterman last night, pictured outside the theatre with a Cruella-ish blonde stripe – don’t like but whatever, it’s Sandy. She’s the best. And she had to work with the whiniest. That would be Ryan Reynolds who was in Toronto yesterday for an appearance on MuchMusic, smug foundation face fully intact. Full Story

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Prince & Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 07:28:53 June 9, 2009 07:28:53

Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that included presentations from Patti LaBelle, the O’Jays, Bill Cosby, Phylicia Rashad (the Huxtables!), Jamie Foxx, Quincy Jones, and more. Full Story

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I would get a reduction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 06:51:47 June 9, 2009 06:51:47

A major improvement on that tacky ass sh-t she was wearing during the day yesterday – click here if you missed it – this is Porny out for dinner last night in New York with her mother in a sleek black dress with a little leather jacket and a pair of undoubtedly expensive shoes that she manages, in her trademark way, to make look cheap by simply wearing them. Full Story

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