Pippy’s in a pissy mood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 15:06:01 July 14, 2009 15:06:01

He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that at the end of the day, he’s better than everyone else. Full Story

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Whitney in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 14:48:29 July 14, 2009 14:48:29

What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already busy engineering what he’s hoping will be her return to the top. Full Story

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Is he your type?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 12:55:00 July 14, 2009 12:55:00

Channing Tatum’s GQ spread this month in time for this starring role in GI Joe scheduled for release in August. Looks like a horrible movie. And since Sienna Miller is a PR disaster, they need to push out Channing or “Chan” as he likes to be called that much harder. Taking his shirt off is a good start. Full Story

Next week’s cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 11:58:00 July 14, 2009 11:58:00

Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can see a paper plate and a fork in his hand – Jen and Spittle decide to go for a stroll arm in arm giving the tabloids a story for next week: Jen and Gerry falling in love! Jen decided to make the photo even sweeter by recreating the exact same body position she once held with Brad Pitt in Anguilla on the day their divorce announcement was released. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 11:40:38 July 14, 2009 11:40:38

Never thought it possible but Christian Bale looks like a child molester (Dlisted)

Scarjo’s GOOPed body in Madrid (Hollywood Tuna)

Models are fertile (The Superficial)

Holy Hogwarts! Freddie doesn’t need an invisibility cloak (Just Jared)

Tony Romo wears his player hat (Pop Sugar)

And you wonder why I call her Porny (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DanRad on the gay issue (INO)

Sandra Bullock takes it off again for Zac Efron? (The Blemish)

Amy Winehouse recycles dress. Has she washed it? Ew. (Zoe Griffin)

They’re real. And rather large for such a small girl. Jacek loves it (Popoholic)

Friendship Test

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 09:21:00 July 14, 2009 09:21:00

This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked Sasha and she walked away. Full Story

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Bruno on top

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 07:15:54 July 14, 2009 07:15:54

Bruno won the box office this weekend with a $30 million opening, further securing Sacha Baron Cohen’s status as a major power player in Hollywood. Did you see Bruno? I have not yet. Will do this week. But I did receive this very interesting message from Ljubica below: So, my husband I went to see Bruno on Saturday (we live in Phoenix, but we are from Toronto). Full Story

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July 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2009 07:02:43 July 14, 2009 07:02:43

To Vicki at Gluckstein from your little brother Mike – thanks so much for introducing him to my smut, and thanks even more for supporting it for so long! And for my girls Alfie, Emma, and La – wish I could have joined you at Stampede. When are you coming HERE???  Full Story