Who shops for her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 15:59:00 June 8, 2009 15:59:00

I desperately need to know. Whoever it is, he/she needs to be terminated. That sh-t is horrendous. Sigh. Porny arrived in New York today. Was photographed heading to a meeting. From the waist down we’re good. She’s been working out, she’s showing off her lean legs. On top though, on top this is painful. Full Story

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Jo at the gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 13:34:00 June 8, 2009 13:34:00

Our heroine JK Rowling attended the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Party on Saturday held at Hampton Court Palace with her husband looking lovely in blue. We’re now 5 weeks away from the release of the Half Blood Prince film. And it’s been almost 2 years since the Deathly Hallows concluded Harry’s story. Full Story

About haircuts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 13:16:35 June 8, 2009 13:16:35

Some people hate the dentist. Dread going. Panic attacks, cold sweats, etc. Me I hate getting my haircut. Which I why I normally only do it, if I absolutely have to, once every 8 or 9 months or so. Totally irrational, yeah I get it. I know it’ll grow back. But I’ve had so many bad experiences, and my hair holds all my gossip juice, it takes me hours to work myself up, and before it happens, I feel nauseous, and sometimes, when I hear the scissors, my eyes start to tear up. Full Story

My Shamef-ck and Ovie too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 12:17:00 June 8, 2009 12:17:00

MuchMusic has just confirmed my exclusive from earlier: Taylor Lautner and Rachelle Lefevre are indeed confirmed to present at the MMVAs. But they’ve also just announced the others. And… Ed Westwick will be there! Lara – do you know what this means????? Lara and I shamef-ck fantasise about him on BBM all the time. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s next cover?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 11:30:00 June 8, 2009 11:30:00

He’s in New York – seen this morning with a ciggie hanging out of his mouth, which is actually when I find him most attractive, if at all – trying to hide from his crazy ass fans who had to go a few days last week without seeing him and almost had a meltdown. Many emails arrived in my inbox asking – Lainey, where’s Rob! Where’s Rob! He was spotted with his friend the adorable apple cheeked Tom Sturridge yesterday – Jared has the pics here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 11:04:46 June 8, 2009 11:04:46

Now Lilo wants to try it up there (Dlisted)

Benji Madden left these for Ebola and came away with nothing (Hollywood Tuna)

Where did Three Whiskers get this body? (Pop Sugar)

Dita’s MAJOR upgrade. Yum! (Just Jared)

Geri checks her spices. Heh. (The Superficial)

Demi Moore is into some creepy sh-t (INO)

New candidate for best tv body? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

When did Lance Armstrong grow so much hair? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Jason Mraz has a challenge for you (ICYDK)

Twilight’s superstar of tomorrow (ASL)

Take a good look Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 10:32:06 June 8, 2009 10:32:06

It’s John Stamos at the Tony Awards last night. He’ll be back on Broadway in Bye Bye Birdie with Gina Gershon in the Fall. A little orange, but otherwise so handsome, non? And seemingly ageless. And, for the hundredth f-cking time!, PERFECT for Jennifer Aniston who for some reason thinks she’s too good for him. Full Story

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Brother Sister Undecided

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 09:04:35 June 8, 2009 09:04:35

As mentioned last week, Evan Rachel Wood and Shane West were spotted making out in Vegas. The other night at his birthday party, the two actually left together, were seen holding hands, and did not seem to mind the presence of paps confirming their hook up. Full Story

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Finding friends at the game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 08:03:18 June 8, 2009 08:03:18

Vanessa Hudgens is off in Montreal filming a movie. And since LipGloss BlenderLegs Moist Face Zac Efron has no friends, he had to put in some man time at the Laker game last night. It’s actually rather endearing, seeing his face light up when the big boys pay attention to him. Reminds me of David Silver from the original 90210. Full Story

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A Wolf at the MMVAs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 07:45:00 June 8, 2009 07:45:00

Exclusive And a Vampire too? I hear that you'll be able to hear the screaming at 299 Queen West, MuchMusic Headquarters, reverberating around the world on June 21 because not only are the Vagina Virgins co-hosting, sources tell me Taylor Lautner will be presenting too! Easy Twi-hards...don't f-cking trample each other in line for wristbands now. Full Story

Granny goes missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 07:24:31 June 8, 2009 07:24:31

She was supposed to present at the Tony Awards last night but … did you see Granny Freeze? I did not see Granny Freeze. Then again, I was flipping back and forth between the show and the Laker game but a photo search does not turn up a Granny Freeze either, although they papped her on her way there, in a summer dress, playing it all demure and delicate. Full Story