Rob on the cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 07:40:12 November 19, 2009 07:40:12

Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie calls him “Rob”. I always thought it was “Bob”. I don’t see him as a Rob or a Bob. I see him as RDJ. You? According to Ritchie: “It seems impossible now that anybody other than Rob could have played (Sherlock Holmes). He thinks like Sherlock Holmes, he’s complicated like Sherlock Holmes, and he can really brawl. Full Story

She pounced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 07:23:43 November 19, 2009 07:23:43

Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story

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November 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 06:38:29 November 19, 2009 06:38:29

Alli, Meghan, and Alison: 3 girls > 60 miles > $10,182 raised for breast cancer research. I'm so proud of you ladies it brings me the tears! You go girls!! From SandyStray from the Heart places stray, neglected, and/or abused dogs in loving and stable homes without the benefit of paid employees or a shelter. Full Story

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Well done People Magazine…WELL DONE. It goes a long way in absolving the publication from all that asslicking and if me being wrong results in a Johnny Depp Sexiest Man Alive, let me be wrong. It was a surprise move and it was the right move.  Read Full Intro

GMD: best imitation EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 15:45:58 November 18, 2009 15:45:58

Seen jogging on his 3 year anniversary, the GMD was accompanied by security without Katie Holmes. Maybe he’s getting ready to feast tonight. I love the visual though. Like that’s the only way his bodyguard can keep up with his short speedy lgs. Whatever. The point of this article is not about Tom Cruise’s cardiovascular activity but to alert you to this amazing video Lorella just sent me … Imagine Tom Cruise in Twilight. Full Story

Elles chantent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 14:14:12 November 18, 2009 14:14:12

Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing in the movie. Have you heard my Marion singing? Adorable. Full Story

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Behind JailBait’s jealousy…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 12:37:49 November 18, 2009 12:37:49

Is the end. Or the fear of the end. JailBait Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too good for Twilight. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 11:22:34 November 18, 2009 11:22:34

The rise of Neil Patrick Harris. Huzzah! (Popeater)

Rihanna dates down (Dlisted)

Why can’t I stop staring at this photo? (The Superficial)

Penelope Cruz’s gorgeous LBD (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle has some eye issues (Just Jared)

Awww…Becks still carries his boys, even with a cast (Pop Sugar)

Lesbian sex tape is the new Dancing With The Stars (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How Country Bitch judged her boyfriend (INO)

Dina Lohan’s shoes – AMAZING. You MUST. (Cele|bitchy)

Now THIS is who impressed the most at the New Moon premiere. Note the shoes (Go Fug Yourself)