I was afraid of The City. Primarily because, like, ugh, but also because I knew. I knew, despite the scripting and the fact that she was “cast” for the show, even though it’s a “reality” show, I would fall in love with Olivia Palermo. And I did. She’s a bitch.
Sigh. Where are you Blair Waldorf? This is what happens when there’s nothing to watch during dinner.
Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Cuba is not Dennis Quaid. Chocolate is not Jim Carrey or Keanu Reeves this time.
And he’s not serenading Johnny Gill! St Barts seems to be the warm weather destination of choice for celebrities this holiday - exclusive and expensive and no sign of recession. As you know, Eddie Murphy has made an obscene amount of money wearing fatsuits making the same movie over and over and over again. Full Story
Oh Karl. How could 2008 be complete without Karl? Enjoy his tight package on the runway after presenting a Chanel collection in July. Then feast your eyes on Crunk Karl styled in his own “fantasy” pose for Harper’s Bazaar. Lil Wayne is NOT demode. And one of the year’s most amazing interviews – Karl in Prestige Magazine hating on food, on children, on fat people, and on charity work. Full Story
Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors Warn Angie – No More Babies! In a sh-tty economy, you do what you have to to sell more copies. Full Story
Indian Fried Chicken! (Dlisted)
Filthy Scab found a pair of pants! (Hollywood Tuna)
Vampire in a kilt. Yum. (Just Jared)
Daddy Lohan fights a blogger! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden – HOT on holiday (Pop Sugar)
The Drummer vs Bono (Holy Moly)
Victoria Beckham in… 10 years? Or less? (The Blemish)
LOVE Madonna’s coat (INO)
England is for losers? (Cele|bitchy)
Golddigger staff video (IDLYITW)
It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by the South of France. And here she is last night, with Sasha Fierce safely packed away, looking relaxed with Jay’s arm around her while doing some shopping, celebrating the success of her new album, and as is always the case when B strips herself of all the packaging, in her natural element, even without Spanx, her hair curly and wild, she is so much more beautiful, non? Best of 2008: Beyonce and Jay Z getting married. Full Story
In 2008, Victoria was featured in a series of memorably silly ads for Marc Jacobs, fronting his campaign with a sense of humour and a desperate eagerness that was endearing until she started believing her own hype… And David stripped down for Armani. We must thank Mr Armani. Because… well… please. Full Story
Alba Demon and her husband were spotted out and about yesterday no baby and then extended their free night on the town at Crown Bar and then Bardot. As you can see, she actually smiled. Jessica Alba is in good spirits. She starts shooting The Killer Inside Me in a short few weeks alongside Casey Affleck and… she plays a prostitute, which means she’s convinced herself that – finally! – she’s found an Oscar-potential part. Full Story
To Lisa Marie – Congratulations on your engagement (finally!!!) to my brother! I am so happy for you both. Love Karen To Shirley – Happy 24th Birthday! Don’t worry about getting old – Liz will always be older! And Happy Birthday Kara! For your birthday you asked for Jessica Simpson. Full Story