Public Enemies not lovers

March 4, 2009 15:13:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 15:13:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it’s done right, and lately often it’s not done right, but when it’s done right, acting truly is art. Like Marion Cotillard and Johnny Depp. A new, kick f-cking ass trailer for Public Enemies has just been released and their chemistry is ridiculous. Yes, he’s happy with Vanessa and there is/was no way. Full Story

Welcome home Salma!

March 4, 2009 13:06:59 Posted at March 4, 2009 13:06:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salma Hayek returned to Paris today and was met at the airport by her husband Francois Henri Pinault. Cute right? Many of you, your first reaction will be – oh he’s not attractive at all. Me I’ve seen worse. And from some angles he looks like Daniel Craig. This is a compliment. Besides, you know she can basically walk into Balenciaga and start yelling at people to put things for her in a bag, right? Not that that should be everything in life but our Salma, she’s a pragmatist. Full Story

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Wednesday is Friday

March 4, 2009 12:45:08 Posted at March 4, 2009 12:45:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure about you but this week feels like forever. And it’s only Wednesday. So here’s a little Taylor Kitsch to ease the ride over the hump. Oh la. Taylor in TV Guide, a new interview promoting the criminally underrated Friday Night Lights and his upcoming role at Gambit in Wolverine. The most important question – does he have a girlfriend? Deep breath… NO. Full Story

You wish bitch

March 4, 2009 11:35:55 Posted at March 4, 2009 11:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 4, 2009 11:04:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 11:04:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jen’s pregnant for the 10th time (Dlisted)

How old is Fergie? Really. How old? (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon: gorgeous in Elle Magazine (Just Jared)

Yesterday in a suit, today he takes his top off. Yum. (Pop Sugar)

Wearing Posh better than Posh (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love Kristen Stewart for hating Twi-hards (INO)

Two English divorced dads at the pub (Cele|bitchy)

Ummmm…yeah. I’ll take some of this as well (Kickette)

And I’ll take some of this too. But not when he’s talking. (A Socialite's Life)

Little punk ass poseur having a baby? (Webster’s is my bitch)

Leo’s list

March 4, 2009 09:57:27 Posted at March 4, 2009 09:57:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He has worked with the best: Scorsese, Spielberg, Baz Luhrmann, Ridley Scott, James Cameron, now Leo is adding Christopher Nolan to that list. Variety is reporting that he and Nolan will collaborate on the upcoming Inception. Full Story

Radiohead hates JailBait!

March 4, 2009 08:42:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 08:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So JailBait Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would be jealous. Full Story

Dickless Usher

March 4, 2009 07:21:53 Posted at March 4, 2009 07:21:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised:"I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo [of Rihanna's bruised face posted by TMZ]? C'mon, Chris. Full Story

Wet Rob

March 4, 2009 06:54:58 Posted at March 4, 2009 06:54:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His hair ladies, his hair… Try to control yourselves, ok? There’s more squealy business to come. This is Robert Pattinson out and about in LA yesterday, running back to his hotel with wet hair, looking pale and … he’s better straight on than in profile, non? The nose, I think. Full Story

Fabulous and 40… thousand!

March 4, 2009 06:31:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 06:31:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing THEM. Full Story

Birthday paparazzi

March 4, 2009 06:20:00 Posted at March 4, 2009 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday yesterday. Immediately the two were shot on their way out to celebrate. Full Story