Everyone’s biggest complaint is the lip-sync. Critics have been moaning and groaning about it all morning. This I don’t understand. I don’t understand who goes into a Britney Spears concert expecting live vocals. It never was and it never will be. Do you head into a Madonna movie thinking there’s an Oscar coming out the other side? Please. Full Story
What’s up New Orleans? Are you ready?
The Chicken Fried Circus Tour kicks off tonight and the set list, revealed yesterday, looks ambitious, even though she’s never been known for singing live, given the rehearsal footed just posted, it’ll be Britney on super charge for almost 2 hours. If you’re lucky enough to attend, let the rest of us know how it is. I have to wait a month before she comes to Vancouver.
Also attached – Britney is now promoting Candie’s. The photo shoot for the ad campaign took place last Thursday just before she left for Louisiana. Am told she was weird and spacey the entire time, kept mostly to herself when not on set, and at one point was found alone in a dressing room, staring at herself in the mirror muttering “hello” under her breath…
Having said that, those who’ve observed her dancing during tour prep mention that she can be ultra-vocal and assertive, screaming her chicken fried weave off if she misses a step, eager for someone to blame. The medication, right? It’ll be a grueling couple of months. Hopefully they squeeze these millions out of her and give her a break for the rest of the year.
Tuesday – new articles all day. And did you watch Fallon’s debut last night? Pipsqueak got OWNED by Van Morrison. More on that later.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Love to the lawyers! Gossip with a dash of intellect? Am happy to oblige so long as you keep reading as we slog our way through the economic sh-ts! Thanks for the support!
PS. Ellen and Portia are not not eating. Good one! Also not the Arquettes or Kevin and Kyra.
Britney Circus trailer
Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and move in there. And now Jennifer Aniston is back in LA. Full Story
Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story
UK premiere tonight in London just moments ago. The film opens there on March 6th but has yet, as far as I know, to receive a North American release date. …the f-ck? JailBait’s movie will open in ten thousand theatres across the States in April and The Young Victoria can’t find distribution? Boo. Full Story
Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story
Simon Baker’s little baker! (Dlisted)
Great looking girl. Terrible taste in men. (Hollywood Tuna)
Fun Fearless man bangs (Just Jared)
Jennifer Aniston boyfriend jeans? (Pop Sugar)
Working out with her
gay husband (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Did he find out? (Cele|bitchy)
Back to tv…where she belongs??? (INO)
Madonna > Krishna (Holy Moly)
Bale’s new T4 trailer. It rocks. (Popoholic)
I’m cutting you off if you buy this book (The Blemish)
Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such a matter of interest. Full Story
Kate Hudson also at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue event last night wearing some kind of assy sh-t sure to inspire universal hate. Like Liberace got his wish and came back as a woman… WTF? As for the hotness beside her – settle down… It’s her brother Wyatt. He plays/played hockey. Full Story
As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson was just named the new face of D&G. She’s been in Milan with the designers during fashion week and was flanked by them at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue party last night. This dress is exquisite. And perfect for her. Do you like the dark hair, pale skin, and red lips? Depends on the light, I guess. Full Story