All’s well with Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 07:19:51 July 10, 2009 07:19:51

6 weeks ago the tabloids caught him with a woman’s legs wrapped around his waist in New Orleans, there on location shooting Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin’s rep denied any wrongdoing on his part but the photo –and the thigh – speaks for itself. Click here Full Story

Back to real life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 06:52:51 July 10, 2009 06:52:51

Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up the kids in France somewhere David, I think?, is expected to return to LA for the Galaxy’s new season, just in good time for the release of The Beckham Experiment on July 14th, a new exposé on the superstar footballer’s move to America and the f-ckery behind the scenes. Full Story

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July 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 06:31:36 July 10, 2009 06:31:36

This is for Heather who is celebrating tonight with a party – congratulations on formalizing your 250 pound weight loss from a two-timing asshole! Love the new philosophy, love the attitude, and you know I always love revenge. Have so much fun tonight with the people who love you most! And by request – here’s Ewan at Wimbledon. Full Story

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to Jacek for pinch-hitting yesterday while I was en route to New York. Yes. He messed up the Tingles – they’ve since been fixed, you can stop yelling at him now. Re: his post about Pene and Monica Cruz and the strange underwear though, I was surprised he didn’t write about what it was like when we went to Victoria’s Secret together. In Vegas. The only time I’ve ever seen him excited to walk into a store with me. And then he started pouting. Because everything he wanted me to buy was a torture garment. That sh-t is uncomfortable. I refuse and it’s his biggest complaint in life. Why can’t proper coverage cotton panties be a turn-ON?

I thought Emma Watson’s nude cotton panties were adorable. No doubt you’ve heard about what happened when the wind blew on the carpet the other night in London at the HP6 premiere. She discussed it very gracefully on Letterman yesterday – more on that later. Emma is in New York.

Thursday – am blogging all day from New York. Love it here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

George helps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 15:11:17 July 9, 2009 15:11:17

The G8 summit is happening now in L’Aquila, Italy and after spending his vacation at Lake Como with Bill Murray paddling with the ladies and boozy dinners with more ladies George Clooney dropped by and toured the area hit by the earthquake. He’s also supposed to be in town for a theatre opening. Full Story

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High fashion JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 13:01:25 July 9, 2009 13:01:25

That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. JailBait Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available. Full Story

Spn’d T’gles K-Y Intense:Beckhams vs Mr & Mrs Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 12:32:00 July 9, 2009 12:32:00

It’s the Beckhams vs Mimi and Nick… Chav vs Cheese! Although Victoria is trying to put the chav behind her, we all know class can’t be bought, no matter how many Birkins she has in her closet. And while they claim to hate the attention, well, we all know better. Posh lives for the camera. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:44:15 July 9, 2009 10:44:15

Dealbreaker! DEALBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dlisted)

Kings of Leon and their girls (Just Jared)

Um…how did that man get this girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Shia shirtless….Oh yeah. (Pop Sugar)

She is SO attractive. Why is she related to him?!!!??? (The Superficial)

Thoughts on Gisele Bundchen with a short blonde wig? (Popoholic)

Audrey Tautou: stunning in Vogue (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cruz Beckham is named after the GMD!?!?! (INO)

Brought tears to my eyes: Ralph is there for Liam (Cele|bitchy)

Ready for new True Blood? Spoiler photos here! (True-Blood.net)

GOOPy’s new detox diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 10:10:08 July 9, 2009 10:10:08

No recipes this week – 2 for 2! Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds. Where???????????????????????? Well… a few of you obsessed BumpWatchers claimed to see something when she visited Conan on his first week on the job at the Tonight Show. Full Story