Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry and salt water… like if you were waiting on his table, wouldn’t you lean in for a nip? Anyway, Harry attended Christmas mass with his family before jetting off on holz. Full Story
Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But maybe not their children. Daniel is a better person than me. Full Story
To Cathy - Happy Christmas 50! Hope your celebration was worthy of a half century! As for your crush on Keith Urban… I’ve no doubt he’d would find your bed much warmer than the one he doesn’t share with the Freeze. And Congratulations and a big “WOO” to Gilly in Toronto on your Christmas Eve engagement. Full Story
Supposed to be heading to remote cabin with the in-laws today weather permitting. No wireless or cell service for 72 hours. Like, I don’t even how that’s possible anymore.
Will be back on regular schedule on Monday December 29.
Until then wishing you a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, peace, love and gossip.
PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.
Congrats on the engagement to Alicia M.! Love always, Krista Happy Birthday to Heidi (aka Schmei) from your BFF Helena. Ramon is sooo cute! Pics attached. To Anne-Marie and Eric. Sorry to hear that Christmas this year isn’t ideal. At least you won’t have to wash dishes? I know, it’s small consolation. Full Story
Samantha Ronson was indeed suffering from exhaustion. Not to worry – she’s fine now. Fine enough to go shopping yesterday with Lindsay Lohan. Only in LA does being tired require hospitalisation…over and over and over again.
It’s two days to Christmas. Are you ready? In the spirit? Is Christmas all around? Do you need a little Billy Mack? I will always, always, always giggle at the way he’s sitting, and how his arms alternate from side to side. Kills me. Careful with the volume!
Tuesday – am online all day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Tim McGraw is not Cuba. Also not Liam Neeson or Denzel Washington. Josh Brolin isn’t Chocolate.
Christmas is all around
Every year, Mimi takes her cheese toe to Aspen, dressed up and down in the most ridiculous “ski” gear, clutching her dog Jack from store to store, pretending she’s cold but heaving her tits around for photographers. It’s become a tradition. And just because she’s married now, doesn’t mean traditions change. Full Story
Her husband has just been installed at AC Milan and now she’s revealing that she’s actually allergic to pasta. Here’s Victoria Beckham’s explanation: ‘It's not that I avoid carbs, I'm allergic to pasta. It's like my kryptonite. I feel like I can't digest it properly and it makes me feel ill. Full Story
I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising Golden Globe nomination for In Bruges. Surprising because it was released with very little fanfare much earlier in the year. Full Story
The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why they’re always so puckered. Full Story