Where’s Sam???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 07:20:39 May 29, 2009 07:20:39

He’s the breakout star of the film, Sam Worthington. But at the Paris premiere of Terminator Salvation, Sam is noticeably absent…why? It’s his busy schedule. Suddenly Sam is the envy of every actor in Hollywood. Script after script, project after project. And no one’s even heard of him. Full Story

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Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 07:05:00 May 29, 2009 07:05:00

And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story

May 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 06:44:00 May 29, 2009 06:44:00

To Bella and Trav – Happy 27th Anniversary! Congratulations! Happy 34th Birthday Erin in Red Deer from your bestie Nicole in Edmonton! You should make her take you on the NKOTB boat cruise! And good luck to Cheryl’s favourite gayboy Steven tonight at the Queeroes book launch Full Story

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

How much you think it would cost to hire Robert Pattinson’s makeup artist to airbrush a set of abs for me? And contour my ass too. Also the upper arms. Would have come in handy for Cannes.

So have you all recovered yet? My friend Laura, I think, is still unconscious. She only woke up yesterday to scream at me when I suggested that Pattinson looks like he has “mothering” hips. He totally does.

But if it’s not the Twi-hard hate it’s the Brangelunatic hate. The Chosen One’s birthday yesterday and I paid homage too late. Scroll down to see. Anyway, in retaliation, they bombed my inbox for “disrespectfully mocking” the First Family. From Janice:

“More families should be like this one, more people should aspire to be like them, their grace and beauty touched us all. But I don’t expect someone like you to be able to appreciate what the Jolie-Pitts have brought to this world. God Bless this family! God Bless Shiloh! And God Bless you too, Lainey. May you one day feel the kindness”.

Oh I feel it alright.

It’s Thursday and the Freeze darkened her hair! Also a peek at Lilo’s hilarious delusional tweets. And Does LipGloss have any guy friends?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. More of this and less of that Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson. Please.

Tom says no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 18:01:58 May 28, 2009 18:01:58

It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. Full Story

Even through security…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 17:52:30 May 28, 2009 17:52:30

She has a porn star face. This is why Megan Fox will always be a skin rag girl. Low rent. Megan was photographed today at LAX heading out for a couple of quick days of promotion before returning by Sunday for the Movie Awards. She and Michael Bay will introduce an exclusive clip from the upcoming Transformers and Shia LaBeouf is scheduled to present as well. Full Story

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Springtime Cameron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 12:57:56 May 28, 2009 12:57:56

Total gorgessity. After a few days in Hawaii, Cammie D was spotted in New York today, casual and stylish and long, wearing maybe the best hair of her career. Lately her hair looks amazing. SHE looks amazing. And there’s a lot more of her to see very soon. My Sister’s Keeper opens in less than a month on June 26th. Full Story

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Kylie 41

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 12:26:52 May 28, 2009 12:26:52

In great shape, cancer-free (touch wood!), in love, and perhaps engaged? No wonder the smile! It’s Kylie Minogue’s birthday today. And she’s celebrating it in Rome with her gorgeous boyfriend Andres. Rumour has it, he proposed in New York recently but only according to Grazia Magazine. Full Story

Scarjo Mango

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 11:33:18 May 28, 2009 11:33:18

She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet & Chandon (hmmmm... I just got the champagne shakes), D&G cosmetics, and was the face of Louis Vuitton last year. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 11:14:11 May 28, 2009 11:14:11

She and Lindsay Lohan should have a crack tweet-off (Dlisted)

Rossum mom jeans! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sapphic was so last year (The Superficial)

My mother does this for half an hour a day, 3000 revolutions (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz is not Kate Hudson (Pop Sugar)

Fergie: great ass, better bag (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shamef-ck’s burger gives orgasms (INO)

Busted Becks still so hot (Kickette)

Buffy baby bump! (The Blemish)

Evangeline is no Angelina but I do want her dress (Popoholic)