No, he needs something else

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 14:42:00 March 12, 2010 14:42:00

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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Peaches & Cream on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 14:02:44 March 12, 2010 14:02:44

Kristen Stewart’s makeup last night at the LA premiere of The Runaways was gorgeous. Fresh and glow and young and promising, love it. As for the dress, you Twi-Hards have been asking for my opinion on it all day… I don’t. The colour - wonderful. She popped. Amazing. And on the hanger, it’s a great idea. Full Story

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Young Artists for Haiti

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 13:25:43 March 12, 2010 13:25:43

Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 12:41:00 March 12, 2010 12:41:00

The worst Lilo you’ve ever seen. And she looks bald too. (Dlisted)

Amanda Seyfried’s CRAZY ASS body. And the dumbass things that come out of her mouth (The Superficial)

Gaga’s shoe weave is better than Britney head weave (Popeater)

What Ebola wore to its mother’s birthday. Would you ever??? (Hollywood Tuna)

A week in New York for Sienna and Jude (Just Jared)

Not even Kristen Stewart can make Taylor Lautner seem human (Pop Sugar)

Porny defends Gabby! And talks about her booty shorts! (E!Online)

People are still taking pictures of Rose McGowan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga’s sister makes a cameo (Towleroad)

Getting ready to replace Britney? (Cele|bitchy)

Ex Mr. Popular

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 11:00:11 March 12, 2010 11:00:11

We ran into Ryan Phillippe a couple of times during Oscar week. It’s like he’s like a faded high school quarterback. It’s never easy. To be so popular...and then not popular anymore and to keep loving the popular girl only to watch her popularity eclipse his. Rumour has it, he and Abbie Cornish broke up because he was unfaithful. Full Story

This Hot Bitch...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 09:33:54 March 12, 2010 09:33:54

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

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Speaking of uncool...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:38:48 March 12, 2010 08:38:48

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

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Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 08:06:42 March 12, 2010 08:06:42

Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to have reined in his side-leaning tendencies, or lengthened one of his legs, Taylor is still working a carpet like Victoria Beckham and Renee Zellweger. Full Story

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Brange: day off with the Holy Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 07:42:07 March 12, 2010 07:42:07

There’s a trade union strike happening in Italy today that has necessitated a delay on production of The Tourist. With the day off, the Brange decided to take their youngest out for some sightseeing. As you can see, the twins can walk now. I am surprised they’re not floating. KL has a badass leather jacket and a badass pout to go along with it. Full Story

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JGL & Seth Rogen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 06:51:28 March 12, 2010 06:51:28

Here he is – Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Vancouver yesterday with Seth Rogen on the set of the cancer movie that was previously titled I’m With Cancer but now seems to have no name. As you now know, JGL stepped in to replace James McAvoy in the lead role about a 25 year old comedy writer diagnosed with cancer, the true life story of Seth’s friend Will Reiser. Full Story

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March 12, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 06:38:08 March 12, 2010 06:38:08

Happy BDay and Happy March Break to one of my fave (former) roomies and great friend, Natasha! Cheers to a great year, Meegs To Kristina – Happy 22nd Birthday. You are NOT losing your youth ... what? This is crazy talk. As requested by Laura, here are photos of your Freebie 5.  Full Story