Worst of 2008: Clooney & Larson at the Oscars

December 19, 2008 13:12:14 Posted at December 19, 2008 13:12:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a big statement. Dating less than a year, suddenly Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor brings his girl of the moment, acquired from Las Vegas, to the most high profile event of the year, the most coveted carpet, the most exclusive event…the Oscars. Only to send her to the curb, with a cold back of the hand, a couple months later, pretty much watching over her in the middle of the night as she packed up her sh-t and vacated his house. Full Story

Something to look forward to

December 19, 2008 12:59:08 Posted at December 19, 2008 12:59:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

January 11th. The Golden Globe Awards. It’s a BIG year with BIG names. As if the Brange alone was not enough, there’s the GMD and KatE, Leo and Kate Winslet and Meryl and Colin Farrell and RDJ and Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem AND Steven Spielberg is getting the Cecil B Demille… and now the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is starting to announce presenters. Full Story

No food for the holidays

December 19, 2008 11:42:28 Posted at December 19, 2008 11:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People has confirmed that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married in LA on January 10th. This is a little surprising, especially since Fergie has supposedly put on some weight – as such, by Hollywood thinnification standards, she’s currently considered fat. Full Story

Sell baby sell!

December 19, 2008 10:34:41 Posted at December 19, 2008 10:34:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his movie is getting straight up eviscerated by the critics. Full Story

Lily’s tight body

December 19, 2008 09:09:48 Posted at December 19, 2008 09:09:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. You’ve been holding out on us girl. Lily Allen in London today for a meeting showing off a very toned stomach accessorised by a juicy booty. Nice! Maybe a little overkill, sure. But Lily has a new album to promote. And she’s eager to knock out Katy Perry. And she’s been photographed looking like balls the last few days. Full Story

Oh. Yeah.

December 19, 2008 08:53:49 Posted at December 19, 2008 08:53:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re saying that 2009 will Taylor Kitsch’s year. God I hope so. It’s taken too long. Those of you who keep ignoring my Friday Night Lights posts will find out soon enough after Wolverine the quiver you have been missing. And, better still, that he’s not likely to go the Robert Pattinson-Los Angeles route. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 19, 2008 08:50:13 Posted at December 19, 2008 08:50:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Jennifer Connelly should have for breakfast (Dlisted)

Paz > Pene? (Hollywood Tuna)

Thandie Newton’s little replicas! (Just Jared)

Seacrest has a sense of humour? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jakey’s home for his birthday with Reese! (Pop Sugar)

Twilight freaks attack actor! (ASL)

RoboBride masters the crazy eyes (Candy Kirby)

Umm….Ron Weasley is hot. Is this wrong? (INO)

Where the Brange will spend the holidays (Cele|bitchy)

It’s really just the eyebrows – everything else is cute, non? (IDLYITW)

Best of 2008: Kate’s Red Bikini

December 19, 2008 07:58:09 Posted at December 19, 2008 07:58:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Kate Hudson ate a burger and wore a baby doll dress and all of you bumpwatch obsessed thought she was pregnant? Then came the bikini. The red bikini in Miami in March, leaving no doubt whatsoever that Kate was not expecting. Ugh. Why do we have to keep caring about people having babies? Why can’t we care more about her ass? How ridiculous is this ass? This manslinging ass is currently single. Full Story

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Two for two

December 19, 2008 07:46:50 Posted at December 19, 2008 07:46:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still not sure where Lindsay Lohan was last night but Ebola Hilton was at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party at a restaurant in West Hollywood. Also in West Hollywood, spotted for the second evening in a row, Robert Pattinson dropping in for late food at La Conversation. The night before it was Il Sole, apparently for a friend’s birthday, and with Katy Perry too. Full Story

Why she changed her mind

December 19, 2008 07:26:17 Posted at December 19, 2008 07:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was originally reported in the UK that Victoria Beckham would not follow David Beckham to Italy for his 3 month contract with AC Milan to stay in LA with their boys. Please. She clearly hasn’t forgotten what happened in Spain with Rebecca Loos…much to his dismay. The Beckhams are due to arrive in Milan tomorrow for the club’s announcement and Becks was apparently supposed to be interviewed by sports presenter Ilaria D’Amico until Posh found out what Ilaria looks like and cut that sh-t off right away. Full Story

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Make it more obvious

December 19, 2008 07:15:17 Posted at December 19, 2008 07:15:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story

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