It’s over again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 08:14:20 April 29, 2009 08:14:20

Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean did not mention her at all, explaining on Oprah afterwards that it was “implicit”. Full Story

In New York and on the cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 07:48:00 April 29, 2009 07:48:00

Ryan Gosling is sharing the cover of OK! Magazine this week with Robert Pattinson and John Mayer: Love, lust, lies. On the prowl with Hollywood’s hottest hunks. Oh la. People Magazine has a bestseller in its 100 Most Beautiful issue. Us Weekly scored an exclusive with a Jon & Kate reality tv scandal (that show is Duana’s dirty little secret) and the best OK! could come up with is a make-a-story about three dudes… Lame. Full Story

Bond in sweats kills quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 07:10:57 April 29, 2009 07:10:57

Yeah… I prefer him in a suit. Daniel Craig is amazing in a suit. Jeans too, sure. Clothing that is tailored. With structure. Not sweats. I wish… I wish I could turn back 10 minutes. I wish I had avoided this set of photos. I wish I had seen the thumbnail and taken it as a warning that Bond’s loser track pants would kill my quiver, possibly even forever. Full Story

Hugh and Halle together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 07:01:09 April 29, 2009 07:01:09

For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her best in a tight black dress to generate enough heat to deflect Mel Gibson’s mail order nasty. Full Story

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Horny, Smug, and Rude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 06:37:33 April 29, 2009 06:37:33

It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, is well aware that he’s worth a billion dollars. Full Story

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April 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 06:18:39 April 29, 2009 06:18:39

Good luck Kelli P as you defend your PhD dissertation! Julie is looking forward to celebrating with you soon. She also hopes the celebration involves hot men feeding you both beer and poutine. I like this friend. You should keep her. Have received many emails lately asking about Nelson who was staying with us while his parents were in Hawaii. Full Story

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Wolverine world premiere was last night in Tempe, Arizona where hundreds and hundreds of fans had lined up overnight waiting to the see stars. So Hugh Jackman sent them bagels and coffee in the morning. He probably paid for all of it himself too. Why? Because seriously, that’s just the kind of man he is.

Wolverine is coming. This weekend. I will go for Hugh. Ok, and Taylor Kitsch too… but these photos, these photos are killing me. You’ll see what I mean below.

Tuesday – late article was posted yesterday re: Tom Hanks and his star studded event. Scroll down to get caught up. Am blogging all day, check back often. Was Filthy Scab ganged again? She looks it…

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Poppy can’t act

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 20:34:00 April 28, 2009 20:34:00

We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a bitch down is what this show is all about. Full Story

Photo Confirmation clarification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 16:24:17 April 28, 2009 16:24:17

Here’s what I wrote in an earlier post, photo assuming/confirming SJP’s appearance at her husband’s side last night at the Wonderful World premiere: She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that about right? Add this to your Photo Assumption: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have just announced they’re expecting twins via surrogate this summer and Entertainment Weekly Full Story

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It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 14:11:44 April 28, 2009 14:11:44

Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her…I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed up a storm. "Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. Full Story

Twilight and Brooke Shields

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 13:27:23 April 28, 2009 13:27:23

Exclusive They were hanging out together last night at a bar/lounge – Brooke Shields with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, and several others. You’ll recall, Brooke and Pattinson were on the same flight together from LA on Sunday night. Famous people meeting famous people and then becoming friends. Full Story