Renee & Coop: it’s still on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 07:55:15 November 16, 2009 07:55:15

Some dumbass told the Daily Mail two weeks ago that Coop was done with Renee Zellweger. No. Coop is not done with Renee Z. She’s not done with him either. As you know Bradley Cooper has been shooting A-Team in Vancouver. Renee flew in last week to see him and has stayed in town ever since, popping out yesterday in the horrid rain for a coffee run before ducking back inside. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Third Lip is tipsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 07:14:36 November 16, 2009 07:14:36

We’ll be playing our favourite game a LOT today. Let’s start the Photo Assumption with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip. Third Lip is back in New York as Nine promotion will begin soon. Third Lip was spotted with Sunday Rose the other day and also heading to a meeting. Then last night Gran and Keith Urban went out for dinner. Full Story

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November 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 07:00:31 November 16, 2009 07:00:31

Thanks to everyone who came out on Saturday night for Rouge 2009 in support of the United Way Toronto Community Fund. You all looked great in your masks, especially the two who arrived as Matthew McConaughey and Shaq. Lorella kindly agreed to be my date. We spent a lot of time at the bar. But she won’t let me post that photo. Full Story

Friday, November 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Today is finally the day that Pirate Radio, formerly titled The Boat That Rocked, opens wide in North American theatres everywhere. Love Actually was also released around this time of year. Both were directed by Richard Curtis.  Read Full Intro

Rossum is mysterious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 16:13:00 November 13, 2009 16:13:00

How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’s to expose? Underneath the saccharine exterior is a saccharine core. Full Story

Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 13:47:11 November 13, 2009 13:47:11

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Granny can’t make this face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 12:17:51 November 13, 2009 12:17:51

While Third Lip is scaring people on red carpets, Cate Blanchett continues to stick it in Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s ass with the Real. Anna Wintour loves Cate Blanchett. It’s like she gets a cover every year. Full Story

Vaginal Hard-on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 11:33:49 November 13, 2009 11:33:49

Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or Steven Klein? Please. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 10:39:21 November 13, 2009 10:39:21

Are you listening Barbara Walters? This is how you run a f-cking interview (Dlisted)

Surprise. Jennifer Aniston in Mexico in a bikini (The Superficial)

A beaver pisses on morning tv. No, it wasn’t Fergie (Popeater)

Lilo’s busted face and a buster (Hollywood Tuna)

What the f-ck is up with Kellan Lutz’s hair? (Pop Sugar)

A great dress wasted on Kristen Bell (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf’s alter ego sexing it up. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Agree or disagree? (INO)

Lilo can’t pay her bar bills (Cele|bitchy)

Ashlee Simpson’s son’s cute chunky feet (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Robo morning coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 10:04:33 November 13, 2009 10:04:33

This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is accompanied by security. Full Story

Johnny bails out his broke ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 08:07:54 November 13, 2009 08:07:54

It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a shady manager who gave him bad financial advice and now he’s been forced to sell off all his castles and fortresses. Full Story