Where is your spanish cheese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 14:06:00 April 24, 2009 14:06:00

We must speak of Adrien Brody in these terms: B.E.: before Elsa and D.E.: during Elsa Elsa of course refers to Elsa Pataky, the love of his life, for whom he bought that fake castle in upstate New York and with whom he keeps posing for lame sh-t photos in Hello Magazine. Gone was the image we had of him: chill, great actor, not a cheesedick. Full Story

Blair Scout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 11:52:09 April 24, 2009 11:52:09

This will hurt Duana I think. It’s Leighton Meester last night at the Chloe opening in LA. Blair Waldorf would not approve. The gaping at the chest looks skanky. And heavy. This is a small girl. It’s doing nothing for her body. Next up: Scout LaRue Willis. Rumey’s sister – it’s her turn! She’s cute, non? Scout turns 18 this year and made her debut at the Crillon Bal last November in Paris. Full Story

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Salma’s friends and ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 09:43:00 April 24, 2009 09:43:00

Salma Hayek is getting married again this weekend. She and Francois Henri Pinault did the low key city hall thing in Paris a couple of months ago and are splashing it out for a reception in Venice. News of the event broke earlier this week and many celebrities have now been spotted in town preparing for the festivities including Woody Harrelson, Olivier Martinez, David Blaine (?), and… Edward Norton. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 09:27:16 April 24, 2009 09:27:16

When trash fights trash (Dlisted)

No to the fringe, yes to the dress (Hollywood Tuna)

How will the tabloids spin Brad’s visit? Delivering divorce papers? (Just Jared)

Rehab can’t cure ghetto abs! (Pop Sugar)

Begging Justin Timberlake – and it’s not Shelfy Biel (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

RJD’s ego (INO)

Lilo dips below 100 (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t care about her but she has a nice body (The Superficial)

What it means to “spoon” a nose (ASL)

LipGloss has an imposter! (ONTD)

Vicious love cycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 08:35:12 April 24, 2009 08:35:12

Perhaps her appearance on Ellen was a love appeal. This is Lindsay Lohan arriving at Samantha Ronson’s. Photo agency date stamp says this morning. At press time it’s not even 8am in LA. Must have been another sleepless night for Lilo. Cranked. Meanwhile Samantha has changed her status on Facebook Full Story

Shamef-ck goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 08:17:46 April 24, 2009 08:17:46

Ed Westwick in London today leaving BBC studios and signing autographs for his fans. Gossip Girl has likely wrapped for the season and my shamef-ck has returned home for some publicity. Have you heard him speak in his native accent? Major fried rice quiver. Watch this clip, ignore those nasty penguin feet, and tell me you’re not salivating. Full Story

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Shoe Questions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 08:00:46 April 24, 2009 08:00:46

Have received many footwear emails this week re: Rachelle Lefevre’s flats and Selena Gomez’s boots from yesterday. Am too lazy – sorry – to reply to each message, thought I’d just share here. Rachelle is wearing Steve Madden flats. Kinda disappointed about this because Steve Maddens don’t last. Full Story

BC & Prunes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 07:12:09 April 24, 2009 07:12:09

Love Hollywood random friendships. Last night at the Chanel party for the Tribeca Film Festival, Mary Kate Olsen and Bradley Cooper were at the same table with friends, then ended up leaving together. So of course Life & Style will report that they’re f-cking. Last I heard, Bradley had a girlfriend. Full Story

B & Idris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:36:00 April 24, 2009 06:36:00

Many of you know Idris Elba from his recent guest-starring turn in The Office. But he was amazing in The Wire and equally so in Rock’n’Rolla. And he’s f-cking hot. Elba is currently starring alongside Beyonce in Obsessed which premiered last night in New York and opens today. Idris plays a successful married man stalked by a temp at his firm. Full Story

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Just like Big & Little

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:23:29 April 24, 2009 06:23:29

Edie, I mean. Did you watch Grey Gardens last week? And you watched the original first, right? As expected, HBO’s Grey Gardens is predicted to contend at the Emmys and then the Golden Globes for awards season and word is there was some behind the scenes posturing regarding nominations and categories pitting Jessica Lange against Drew Barrymore, mother against daughter, like art imitates life. Full Story

April 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:18:27 April 24, 2009 06:18:27

Happy 22nd Birthday Danielle B! Wishing you a wonderful weekend. And Alexandra can’t wait for your party! Congratulations Deirdre W and Kevin on your engagement! Michelle B says you two are disgusting in your suitability! Happy Birthday Danielle in Calgary! A toast to no site blocks at the oil & gas! Full Story