All over Milan

December 22, 2008 08:06:06 Posted at December 22, 2008 08:06:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’s press conference, and contrary to reports last week, Becks was indeed interviewed by the beautiful Ilaria D'Amico who apparently flirted with him constantly during their sit-down Full Story

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Jakey’s birthday box office

December 22, 2008 07:27:14 Posted at December 22, 2008 07:27:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey G came home for his birthday, is hopefully staying for the holidays with Reese and her kids while Ryan Phillippe’s carby face is in Australia with Abbie Cornish. As you can see, they celebrated with the paps by enjoying a candlelit dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica the other night, ensuring one last box office push for Four Christmases which has already grossed over $100 million and could see another surge this week as everyone takes time off and heads to the cinema. Full Story

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Friends with everyone

December 22, 2008 07:05:41 Posted at December 22, 2008 07:05:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth is hard to handle among the common folk. Most of you can’t stand her. Because she’s never tried to make you like her. Among celebrities though, Gwyneth is friends with almost everyone from Beyonce and Jay-Z to Madonna to European royalty to Steven Spielberg and Lorne Michaels adores her (apparently one of a few actresses with standing invitation to come back to Saturday Night Live whenever) and she’s friendly with the girls too – Cam and Cate and all the Kates and Liv and now Penelope Cruz. Full Story

December 22, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 22, 2008 06:54:26 Posted at December 22, 2008 06:54:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Toni W’s husband who gave her the best Christmas present ever – hello Samson! Samson is a last minute rescue from a high kill shelter in the US so again, if you’re still mulling over those last minute gifts, click here and donate to the BC SPCA. Full Story

Friday, December 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

As expected, we were all invited to celebrate KatE’s birthday with her last night as the GMD arranged for a massive cake to be wheeled out on stage after her performance on Broadway with cast members imploring the audience to sing along while her Midge husband waited anxiously in LA to hear about her reaction, that strange clown smile now glued permanently onto his new waxy face which, to be fair, is infinitely LESS frightening than Priscilla Presley’s. Photos of both of them at the Hollywood premiere of Valkyrie are attached.

It’s Friday. Ugh. Last weekend to Christmas shop and am not finished. Hope yours is better than mine!

Yours in gossip,


PS Tiger Woods is not Cuba. Josh Brolin isn’t Chocolate.

No wonder he wasn’t nominated

December 19, 2008 13:50:00 Posted at December 19, 2008 13:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date Ebola’s sister Nicky. Full Story

Worst of 2008: Clooney & Larson at the Oscars

December 19, 2008 13:12:14 Posted at December 19, 2008 13:12:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a big statement. Dating less than a year, suddenly Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor brings his girl of the moment, acquired from Las Vegas, to the most high profile event of the year, the most coveted carpet, the most exclusive event…the Oscars. Only to send her to the curb, with a cold back of the hand, a couple months later, pretty much watching over her in the middle of the night as she packed up her sh-t and vacated his house. Full Story

Something to look forward to

December 19, 2008 12:59:08 Posted at December 19, 2008 12:59:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

January 11th. The Golden Globe Awards. It’s a BIG year with BIG names. As if the Brange alone was not enough, there’s the GMD and KatE, Leo and Kate Winslet and Meryl and Colin Farrell and RDJ and Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem AND Steven Spielberg is getting the Cecil B Demille… and now the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is starting to announce presenters. Full Story

No food for the holidays

December 19, 2008 11:42:28 Posted at December 19, 2008 11:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People has confirmed that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married in LA on January 10th. This is a little surprising, especially since Fergie has supposedly put on some weight – as such, by Hollywood thinnification standards, she’s currently considered fat. Full Story

Sell baby sell!

December 19, 2008 10:34:41 Posted at December 19, 2008 10:34:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his movie is getting straight up eviscerated by the critics. Full Story

Lily’s tight body

December 19, 2008 09:09:48 Posted at December 19, 2008 09:09:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. You’ve been holding out on us girl. Lily Allen in London today for a meeting showing off a very toned stomach accessorised by a juicy booty. Nice! Maybe a little overkill, sure. But Lily has a new album to promote. And she’s eager to knock out Katy Perry. And she’s been photographed looking like balls the last few days. Full Story