Emmy Charo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 08:11:52 September 21, 2009 08:11:52

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining. Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List . Full Story

Emmy NPH

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 07:27:37 September 21, 2009 07:27:37

Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a crusty prick, and suddenly I have the right to judge a song and dance number and deem it unworthy. Full Story

Emmy Imitation of Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 07:02:00 September 21, 2009 07:02:00

Enough. Pene’s Versace in 2007 was the best. It’s the only. It was for the Oscars. It cannot be equalled. But still they keep trying. At every carpet since they have tried. Two examples last night – Best Actress winner Toni Collette and also Drew Barrymore, one in bright pink, the other in pale pink, neither measuring up to the Pene standard. Full Story

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Emmy Hamm & Bacon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 06:49:52 September 21, 2009 06:49:52

These men are fine. And they are men. They are not boys. They are not pipsqueaks whose voices break car windows when they try to shout, which is what happened when Justin Timberlake attempted it with Ryan Seacrest during the preshow. Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon last night at the Emmys. Particularly enjoyed Jon presenting with Tina Fey. Full Story

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September 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 06:28:29 September 21, 2009 06:28:29

Happy Belated 25th Birthday Meggie! I’m sorry to have missed it last week. Your mom was very excited about it, hope you had fun at home for the celebration. To Carolyn from Joyce – Happy Birthday! Were you visited by either Taylor Kitsch or Ryan Gosling on Saturday? No? It was because they were with me! And for Lisa – wish we could have had a moment to chat on Friday night at the Elgin for Jack White. Full Story

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last day at TIFF before I leave tomorrow and it’s ending on a royal note. Will be tweeting from the party tonight as I’ve been tweeting throughout the festival. Click here for my Twitter and again, you do not have to have a Twitter account to read my tweets.

But there’s no rest for the gossip. Because the Emmy Awards go down on Sunday. Three hours of Neil Patrick Harris in a tux? All over it. Will be tweeting during the live telecast and a full wrap-up on Monday.

The Colin Firth article was finally posted late yesterday – SCROLL DOWN to get caught up. There’s also new hatemail you may have missed from Twi-Hards and exclusive photos of the Clearwaters.

Friday – wrapping up TIFF observations including Edward Norton and the girl who needs new representation and an adorable story about Bono, and the D List pregnancy obsession.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Edward Norton charms everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 13:11:00 September 18, 2009 13:11:00

He was at TIFF for Leaves of Grass. And the word on him is that he can be difficult, surly, temperamental. But aside from Colin Firth, Edward Norton was the most well liked during the festival. Polite, considerate, he charmed everyone, he had time for fans, he was obliging, he never complained, he was patient, he was articulate, Michelle interviewed him at the junket and left with a crush – he has a sexy geek vibe about him that is incredibly attractive – and she was not alone. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 10:43:39 September 18, 2009 10:43:39

Why sanctimonious judgy moms are in a snit today (Dlisted)

Not a bulge, not a fold, not fair (Hollywood Tuna)

Rachel McAdams – love her, not the fringe (Just Jared)

Oh Shaki… why!!???!!! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Madonna takes her Jesus and a pair of ugly pants to see Jackman and Craig (Pop Sugar)

Cheating was the best career move LeAnn Rimes has ever made (INO)

Jude Law needs to whore himself out. And soon (Cele|bitchy)

Are we sure this is the only thing Megan Fox did in the washroom? (Popeater)

The most creative use of tape and sparkles. Genius (The Superficial)

Hopefully his green hat means Rihanna is getting some from someone else (The Blemish)

Stackhouse on hiatus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 08:37:00 September 18, 2009 08:37:00

I will be happy to see Jacek when I get home tomorrow. More happy to see Marcus. And the first thing I’ll do is watch True Blood. That is if Jacek is willing to give up the tv. This a glorious time of year for us. EA Sports NHL 2010 has just been released. This means he will play it obsessively for two weeks and we won’t have to talk to each other. Full Story

Not my favourite Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 08:01:00 September 18, 2009 08:01:00

Brad Pitt arrived today at the San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain to promote Inglourious Basterds. As you can see, he’s letting his beard run wild. Gross. Some girls go moist for it but me I’m not a facial hair person. I like it on Jeff Bridges but I don’t want to make out with Jeff Bridges. Full Story

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