Lady Noir in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 16:08:59 June 2, 2009 16:08:59

If I had to come back as a white person, I’d come back as Marion Cotillard. She’s perfect. It was very difficult to sit at the same restaurant recently with her and not beg her to be best friends. To eat my spinach risotto with my back to her and not turn around to offer her some. Fortunately it was the best spinach risotto I’ve ever tasted and sharing is stupid. Full Story

Evan Rachel Wood: slight improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 13:36:00 June 2, 2009 13:36:00

My friend Laura is addicted to Robert Pattinson. He’s like crack for her. She and our other friend Lorella enable each other over email. Sometimes they copy me in and I asked to be excused from the conversation. Yesterday Laura candidly described their habit as follows: “Yes, Lorella and I are horrible influences on each other. Full Story

Spock in hat with ‘stache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 12:16:37 June 2, 2009 12:16:37

The other day I simply linked to a few new photos of Zachary Quinto and hundreds of you quivered all over my inbox. Let’s see what happens when I actually post some. This generation’s Spock showed up at the airport this morning headed to Mexico to promote Star Trek. As you can see, he’s trying out some pervy facial hair. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 11:54:10 June 2, 2009 11:54:10

For any of you who still doubt that my Twi-hard hate mail is fake (Dlisted)

Am sad that she doesn’t eat anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox loved her hair, even though everyone else didn’t (The Superficial)

Never sad to see Hugh in a tux (Just Jared)

But the question is – did Reese have to pay for them? (Pop Sugar)

Why is Letterman inviting this sh-t??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every Twi-hard would die, literally, for this chance (INO)

The only time Ebola turns down a set of balls and it’s the worst mistake ever (Holy Moly)

You will disagree, but Leighton’s was my favourite (Popoholic)

Kristin Cavallari is always a step behind (The Blemish)

Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 10:00:26 June 2, 2009 10:00:26

Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on a film set which is why the paps haven’t been shooting her every day but now that she’s messing around overseas, perhaps a date with Lily Allen too, we’ll see her cracked out dirty face again at 5am soon enough. Full Story

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Kelly, Gaga, and Vaginas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:49:41 June 2, 2009 08:49:41

This is Kelly Clarkson in Australia today promoting her album All I Ever Wanted. She’ll continue promoting it in Canada, specifically Toronto, on June 21, at the MuchMusic Video Awards joining Lady Gaga and the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers on a star studded list of performers and presenters. I Do Not Hook Up is on my running playlist right now. Full Story

Em & all his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:33:13 June 2, 2009 08:33:13

Eminem and Jay Z played a show last night sponsored by Guitar Hero at the Wiltern. Celebrities spotted: Ali Larter and Amy Smart, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jeremy Piven, and a very good friend of Ebola Hilton, Adrian Grenier. Am mentioning this for the 3 people left who still want him as a boyfriend. Full Story

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Sandy & Smug Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 08:13:46 June 2, 2009 08:13:46

At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because it kept looping on the movie channel. And it was never boring. Full Story

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Maya & John’s little movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:30:47 June 2, 2009 07:30:47

The stars of Away We Go, Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski at the screening last night adorably like their characters: unglamorous, awkward, and pregnant! Maya is expecting her second with Paul Thomas Anderson, great timing, and John and girlfriend Emily Blunt are doing it long distance since she’s shooting Gulliver’s Travels in England. Full Story

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First since Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:20:26 June 2, 2009 07:20:26

It’s Kate Winslet’s first carpet since winning her Oscar in February. She said she wanted to retreat, spend time with her children, her husband, and not work for a while. Unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, she’s true to her word. But she hit the circuit last night in support of Sam Mendes. Full Story

June 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 07:10:27 June 2, 2009 07:10:27

Congratulations Kiran G on graduating from SFU with your BBA! Happy Sweet 16 to Keirra from Abby! Besitos from Argentina! Can’t wait till we can party in BA! Congrats to Christina W, Stephanie M, Alyssa B, Blaine M, and Alison C for winning the Salon make-over portion of the Schwarzkopf OSiS Glamour Queen contest we ran earlier this year, and to David & Stacey K from Winnipeg for taking in the grand prize! Full Story