Chicken Fried Burgers & Abs

December 15, 2008 08:11:10 Posted at December 15, 2008 08:11:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney is currently touring Circus through Japan, giving the Hello Kitties convulsions. She stopped by a burger joint yesterday and chowed down with abandon. Then she appeared on Hey!Hey!Hey and showed off a set of sick ass abs. F-ck her and her 27 year old metabolism. Or her surgeon. Or the colonics technician. Full Story

Our baby with his babies

December 15, 2008 07:28:13 Posted at December 15, 2008 07:28:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale candids are few and far between. Must take advantage. Here he is with his girls yesterday in Hollywood, nearly at the end of what’s been a year of highs and lows. The Dark Knight is widely regarded as one of the best films of the year and while it was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, many believe it still has a chance at an Oscar nomination. Full Story

Bit clowny?

December 15, 2008 07:19:56 Posted at December 15, 2008 07:19:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Very happy to see Cameron Diaz at the opening night of Shrek on Broadway last night in New York but … maybe a little too much makeup? Her features are so strong, it’s like major exaggeration. And ugh. You know they’re making Shrek 4? Like, unless Vin Diesel takes over the title character and they turn it into a live action, who the f-ck cares? Money, right? Word is Cam receives back end earnings. Full Story

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Her home before the holidays?

December 15, 2008 07:09:47 Posted at December 15, 2008 07:09:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carb Face Ryan Phillippe was greeted in Sydney at the airport by girlfriend Abbie Cornish the other day. Meeting the family? Over the holidays? How sweet. But if I were her parents, and if her mother is anything like mine, I wouldn’t be thrilled about my beautiful girl and an incorrigible philanderer. Full Story

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Cuba & Chocolate

December 15, 2008 06:49:59 Posted at December 15, 2008 06:49:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same. The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed when he’s not on location. Full Story

Halle’s holiday spirit

December 15, 2008 06:44:00 Posted at December 15, 2008 06:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry has been in Vancouver the last couple of months shooting Frankie and Alice. Yesterday was her last day on set and as you can see, she had a few parting gifts for the crew. Halle was spotted loading a truckful of Dom Perignon boxes – each worth several hundred dollars – into a van, and several gift bags too from Holt Renfrew. Full Story

Close to home

December 15, 2008 06:36:25 Posted at December 15, 2008 06:36:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is actually as scandalous as his personal life these days as repeat allegations of plagiarism threaten to shred the band’s reputation. Full Story

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December 15, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 15, 2008 06:26:44 Posted at December 15, 2008 06:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Courtney C and Ian B who celebrated their birthdays by getting engaged on Saturday. Sort of. Happy Birthdays! And congratulations! A woman and her gay on their special day… it’s actually the dream nightmare wedding. Keep the video footage, turn it into a doc!  Full Story

Friday, December 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Give Tom Cruise’s plastic surgeon and trainer a big fat Christmas bonus. Seriously. He’s turned back the clock this week. And last night on Leno was no exception.

Even the pants…even the pants are almost working! Almost.

But then his gay came flaring up, a rare lapse of self control. You HAVE to see him do his Elvis impersonation. Like…he couldn’t help himself. It will make your life. Or at least your Friday.

Jennifer Aniston’s body continues to dominate. That and more…

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Tom Cruise Tonight Show

Daniel’s pants

December 12, 2008 13:35:00 Posted at December 12, 2008 13:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So… It hurts to say it. But this is Daniel Craig today in London and he’s not wearing his pants… very well. Especially that side shot. Like the ass and the tapering. It’s a little Ed Westwick! Ew! I’m sorry! But it’s true! He needs new jeans! Don’t mind the beanie though. Full Story

Chanel & Karl

December 12, 2008 13:27:16 Posted at December 12, 2008 13:27:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coco Chanel is as intriguing as ever. Apparently Shirley MacLaine played her in a tv movie this year and was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance…? On the big screen though, perhaps the most highly anticipated Chanel is the Audrey Tautou version Coco Avant Chanel – first stills from the film are attached. Full Story