She always comes through…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 15:28:48 December 3, 2009 15:28:48

When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no joy. But Mimi brings the joy. Full Story

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GOOPy and Blair Waldorf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 13:06:16 December 3, 2009 13:06:16

2009 was a light year for Gwyneth on the work front. By the way, her last film Two Lovers was just named by the National Board of Review as one of the Top 10 independent films of the year. But Gwyneth, in the midst of rumoured marital discord, will be looking ahead to a very busy 2010 that includes promotion for Iron Man 2, working with Nicole Kidman on The Danish Girl, and now a new project has just been announced. Full Story

Pink and BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 12:13:07 December 3, 2009 12:13:07

I’ve seen a lot of BitchFace in my day. And Reese Witherspoon’s BitchFace ranks as one of the top BitchFaces in the business. She will cut you with her eye and make you wish you’d never been born. She will curl her upper lip into a sneer that will chill your soul and send you running for butter. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 11:17:00 December 3, 2009 11:17:00

See? JailBait Miley Cyrus is f-ckbombing your kids! (Dlisted)

Tiger is BLEEDING MONEY (The Superficial)

The Mighty Oprah wants to help Tiger (Popeater)

Remember when Sofia Vergara supposedly dated Tom Cruise? Heh. (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp owns the decade (Just Jared)

Penelope Cruz looks SO good in Interview, Jacek is very distracted (Pop Sugar)

Cam eats ice cream in skinny jeans. Bitch. (INO)

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show clips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Beckinsale UNDERdresses for vodka (Popoholic)

Lily Allen for Chanel: love or hate? (Go Fug Yourself)

More young steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 09:58:17 December 3, 2009 09:58:17

Emma Watson, Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning… not all the young ones are skank ones. Add Saoirse Ronan to the list. She is 15, currently on a major promotional tour for The Lovely Bones, showed up in New York last night perfectly styled and has, in fact, been perfectly styled all the way through. Full Story

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Third Lip in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 08:38:50 December 3, 2009 08:38:50

Nine premiere is tonight. Third Lip, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, and Keith Urban flew in today for the event. Third Lip loves it in London. The press is always way up her ass there. Actually, the press is always way up her ass everywhere. You know she’s super tight with Rupert Murdoch, right? Just making sure. Full Story

Please look like this all the time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 08:19:58 December 3, 2009 08:19:58

This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of JailBait Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl. Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that. Noah was hanging out by JailBait’s tour buses in Miami the other day, a holiday on the road with her family. Full Story

Lilo crosses the Alba Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 07:47:00 December 3, 2009 07:47:00

Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting that she would never move on another woman’s man: "This is so absurd. Full Story

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Hope for Tiger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 07:08:42 December 3, 2009 07:08:42

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before her without a fight and without an opinion. Full Story

December 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 06:50:15 December 3, 2009 06:50:15

Congratulations Carol on her weekend wedding to her love of 7 years. Beautiful. For Briana from Alli in London who misses her “Pretty” friend so much. Alli totally guilted me about this shout-out and for a minute I did feel badly but then I opened the photo of the two of you with Natalie, triple gorgessity, and since I’m a jealous, petty, older-than-you bitch, I don’t feel badly anymore at all! Full Story