Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 11:44:15 March 9, 2010 11:44:15

Lainey’s in transit to the airport in LA traffic. Need I say more? She’ll be back with more but here’s my version of Tingles to move things along. Jacek.

This video is the best career decision Heidi Montag will ever make. It would be funnier if she could act but she gets a pass for effort and humility (The Superficial)

This is what the devil and his servant look like in hell (Dlisted)

Letterman’s bitch to plead guilty (PopEater)

I have no idea who this is but it doesn’t matter when you look like this. Call her a celeb. (Hollywood Tuna)

Heigl improving her hate-f-ck status. I would. (Just Jared)

RPatz talking baby rumours? Many instantly click. Oh RPatz you’re so dreamy. (Pop Sugar)

Sean Penn has clearly been dared to be as annoying as possible (The Blemish)

Who needs guns or pepper spray when you have breast milk? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Megan Fox’s fake talents on display in GQ (Popholic)

This chick scares me. Crazy eyes and crazy looks (Go Fug Yourself)

Madge & Spittle???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 09:51:35 March 9, 2010 09:51:35

According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. Full Story

Gwyneth and another lead singer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 09:38:00 March 9, 2010 09:38:00

Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their inclusion on the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack. Full Story

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Crank litigation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 09:08:17 March 9, 2010 09:08:17

When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. Full Story

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McJakey & the Mighty Opes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 07:49:07 March 9, 2010 07:49:07

It’s the new campaign: make McJakey happen! And it sounds like you’re all over it too. Well...most of you. The McGoslings can’t move on. And they hit me hard with hate yesterday. Here’s a sample from Linda in Calgary: Stop pushing that stupid idiot Jake Gyllenhale on Rachel. Rachel and Ryan belong together, you will see. Full Story

RDJ, Oscars, Iron Man 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 07:42:03 March 9, 2010 07:42:03

Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, or to himself, and they laugh a lot together, and he’s so obviously delighted by her, and it’s not gross or tacky or inappropriate, just really sweet and genuine and fun. Full Story

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March 9, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 07:20:44 March 9, 2010 07:20:44

To 22 Miles and Risky Business – thank you for beginning and ending your Oscar week with me, and for the hospitality, and of course for the stories. Get your house ready. Next time I’m staying there!  Full Story

Monday, March 8, 2010

Dear Gossips,

It was a party all weekend. Several parties happening concurrently every night from Thursday to Sunday, culminating obviously at Vanity Fair post-Oscar and then at Guy Oseary’s with Madonna and Demi Moore. Even those not nominated, not even in film, even those you wouldn’t think would have to work are working it.  Read Full Intro

She really looks unhappy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 13:53:31 March 8, 2010 13:53:31

So the Chosen One is being forced into being a butch by her biological baby hating parents and wearing her hair short. She must be terribly unhappy. I don’t know about kids so I’m probably talking out of my ass when I say she looks pretty content to me. This child is miserable. I can tell by the way she’s reaching for her mother. Full Story

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Oscar Overtry: Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 13:21:49 March 8, 2010 13:21:49

Post By Duana IMDB says Lea Michele's birthday is August 29, 1986. I have a friend who shares this exact birthday, and based on hangouts with her, that means getting settled into 23, not leaving anytime soon. 24 is awhile away. When you're 23-not-24, the point of fashion is fun or ridiculous or 'I can't believe I get to wear this'. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 13:08:00 March 8, 2010 13:08:00

She’s the new Madonna. Life of the party. (Dlisted)

How Christina Hendricks does the Oscars. OMG. (The Superficial)

Why George Clooney is using a flat iron (Popeater)

Lilo avoids Oscars, terrorises Paris Fashion Week (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman at Vanity Fair (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart barefoot at the party (Pop Sugar)

This is supposedly Christina Ricci. Can you see her? (ASL)

Filthy Scab and her fans (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

JLo goes for black at Vanity Fair (INO)

Miley Cyrus is “deeper” than you (Cele|bitchy)