Little Sci’s little friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 10:15:21 November 6, 2009 10:15:21

It warms my degenerate heart to see Little Sci tentatively reaching out to someone her own age. Because it would suck to have to hang out with Sci people your entire life. But away from Daddy’s watchful Xenu eyes, Little Sci seems to be expanding her horizons. She’s with mom Katie Holmes in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics. Full Story

B & J public cuddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 09:29:04 November 6, 2009 09:29:04

Beyonce was a big winner last at the EMAs and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband: “There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.” Cuuuuute. Backstage they were even cuddly in front of the cameras. This almost never happens. Cuuuuute. Full Story

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Restrain yourself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 09:12:03 November 6, 2009 09:12:03

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Perfect family travel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:22:56 November 6, 2009 08:22:56

What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story

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Colin Firth SMA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:02:39 November 6, 2009 08:02:39

Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story

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November 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 07:06:22 November 6, 2009 07:06:22

Just fedexed 3 dresses for donation (Lida Baday, Sweet Chemise, and Temperley) to the Frocktail Party on November 12th in support of Juvenile Diabetes Research. Major Canadian designers have also contributed, and Coco Rochas is parting her Sunny Fong (want!), and my colleague Tanya Kim who has the most badass wardrobe is gifting one of hers too… so if you’re looking for something to wear for your holiday parties, it’s a great way to do it while giving back at the same time. Full Story

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

“Eff love”, she says. “Because love is so blind”.

This a brief a quote from Rihanna’s interview with Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America Thursday during which she addresses the beating she took at the hands of Chris Brown and her decision to leave him after initially going back to him. By far the most insightful however is her answer to the question: why the shame?

Rihanna tells Diane: "I fell in love with this person. That's embarrassing, that that's the type of person that I fell in love with. So far in love. So unconditional that I went back. It's humiliating to say this happened. To accept that? It's a traumatizing experience."


Right. So now that person is granting interviews of his own. To MTV. He fares better here than on Larry King Live but that’s the difference, I suppose. Larry King Live is live. MTV can be heavily edited. Even sh-ttier though is the fact that Brown’s new album release date has been moved up by one week. Some say it’s because the record company is encouraged by advance buzz and the earlier drop is an attempt to capitalise on that momentum for holiday shopping. F-cking stupid, that’s what.


It’s time for my annual Sexiest Man Alive prediction list, a tradition on this site. As such, today’s will be a LONG column. Remember that older articles appear on the bottom. So if you’re hitting the site late, please SCROLL DOWN for the introduction first or CLICK HERE to read the entire list on its own.

New NON-SMA articles will be added as soon as the SMA posts are complete. Hope that makes sense.

Look forward to your thoughts, debates, and of course your “Swears”.

Yours in gossip,


To be in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 15:44:26 November 5, 2009 15:44:26

SO unfair. Oh to be in Berlin. For the MTV Europe Awards tonight. U2 and Jay-Z. F-ck. F-CK. Daydreaming about wearing that Chanel dress, on a date with Franco, at the Brandenburg gate, just have to write the dialogue… Photos from  Full Story

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Today’s Dress Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 15:39:13 November 5, 2009 15:39:13

Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story