Chicken Fried hot red pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 14:18:48 August 25, 2009 14:18:48

Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and many of you have written, from many locations, to say that the energy level is different, that she seems to have elevated her game, that she now rubs herself onstage with some more enthusiasm. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 12:50:15 August 25, 2009 12:50:15

What Jennifer Aniston and Ebola have in common (Dlisted)

Bless her for not getting implants. Please don’t change (The Superficial)

Always a supermodel. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

Not sure why exactly he’s tearing his shirt off, but also not complaining (Just Jared)

Puke. (Pop Sugar)

Thumb and Tongue opening monologue? (INO)

Taylor Swift’s new crush (ASL)

Really like her as a blonde (PopEater)

DEFiNITely Mila. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why isn’t Olivia Wilde more famous? (Popoholic)

The Silver Fox vs Speidi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:47:00 August 25, 2009 10:47:00

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

GOOPy wants no more Coldplay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:13:48 August 25, 2009 10:13:48

Gossip Betty is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow wants Chris Martin to leave Coldplay, encouraging him to break from the band to chart a career as a solo artist. Apparently she’s all about diversification and she wants him to explore other opportunities as well. Full Story

Something for me, something for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 08:42:00 August 25, 2009 08:42:00

Here’s what you’ll read about today across most entertainment sites and blogs: MJ’s murder The sociopathic douchebag who murdered his wife The Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag with 8 kids who left his wife The 2 plastic douchebags who appear on The Hills F List reality tv stars who are pregnantHere’s what will be ignored in favour of the aforementioned: Jason BatemanAm NOT ignoring Jason Bateman. Full Story

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He didn’t cut his Ass Bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 08:03:14 August 25, 2009 08:03:14

Stephen Moyer was shot leaving a hair salon last week with a cap on – was hoping he had that sh-t cut off. Clearly he did not. The Ass Bangs turned up last night at the Nylon party – Anna Paquin covers the new issue. Anna, as usual, looks sexy and sweet. Stephen, while certainly an improvement on Bill Compton’s grey face and loser personality, looks ridiculous with the fringe and that earring. Full Story

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Ebola wants Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 07:50:33 August 25, 2009 07:50:33

As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story

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Anna & Dave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 07:08:58 August 25, 2009 07:08:58

I have watched it 3 times. And it gets better and better. Like Airplane. There’s always some new amazingness that reveals itself with each viewing. Awkward but not super intense, both of them refusing to give, confrontational but not ugly – he asked what he wanted to ask, she replied the way she wanted to reply, and it was compelling the whole way through. Full Story

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