No Grammy lunging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 06:12:00 February 1, 2010 06:12:00

What? This is what happens when you make Celine Dion share the stage. She doesn’t have enough room to lunge! Celine of course performed during the MJ tribute with Usher, Jennifer Hudson, and the Country Bitch. She could have also performed during the Haiti piece with Mary J Blige and Andrea Bocelli singing Bridge Over Troubled Water. Full Story

Grammy Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:50:00 February 1, 2010 05:50:00

Jennifer Lopez in Versace but really it was silver body Spanx with a white curtain on top. And, ironically, not very flattering. In some of these shots it’s like she has a phantom leg. Some of you even suggested, from a blurry distance, she could have been Celine Dion. She probably wouldn’t appreciate this comparison. Full Story

Grammy one year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:31:57 February 1, 2010 05:31:57

Like I said earlier, I’m not interested in a Rihanna who shows up in someone I would wear. Or something you would wear. Why would Rihanna ever wear anything we would wear? This is absurd. And so is judging her style according to the standards of what we would consider wearable. When you look like Rihanna and can work it like Rihanna, it’s a totally different playbook. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Grammy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:23:01 February 1, 2010 05:23:01

In many ways, this made me more sad than her bald head. Because it’s like she showed up completely unaware that the last five years just happened. Britney arrived and there was a commotion and she didn’t wear pants and then I totally forgot about her the rest of the show. It’s not the scandalous Britney with the horrid clothes. Full Story

The Grammy Awards 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:12:09 February 1, 2010 05:12:09

DRAKE! This is a homer sentiment because I am from the 416, and Drake has not been shy about spreading the Toronto love, and all of us from Toronto were fist pumping for our boy who ran the stage last night at the Grammys, delivering the final performance with Lil Wayne and Eminem, introduced by the bad basterd himself Quentin Tarantino. Full Story

February 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 04:59:35 February 1, 2010 04:59:35

Laura – Happy belated Champagne Birthday! I tried and tried and can’t find any SNL afterparty shots so how about just some hot photos? Happy 32nd Birthday to Alanna aka Loni in Toronto and Karen in Calgary. From your PEI besties! To Stacy – Lisa is missing her hooker whore. WELCOME to Vancouver! And meet John Morris, representing Canada, competing for gold at the Olympics – he’s a firefighter, he’s single, and his sister Sarah LOVEs gossip. Full Story

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Let’s put the Brange counterattack on hold til tomorrow. For now, it’s the Grammy Awards Live Blog! Beyonce vs Gaga vs TSwizzle...and no Kanye. Also – Drake & Eminem on stage together. Oh Grammy quivers.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Jay Leno on Oprah yesterday – did you watch? Was pleasantly surprised that the Mighty Opes actually pressed. She did not hold his hand, she wasn’t greasing the ass of a good friend, but then again, this could also have had something to do with the audience poll – over 90% of respondents were for Conan.  Read Full Intro

Free hands, no pockets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 17:35:42 January 29, 2010 17:35:42

We run on weekends in the endowment lands, a forest in Vancouver with great trails and light hills and the most beautiful trees, and a section that looks like the ewok territory from Return of the Jedi. I used to go alone, with Marcus, but Fiona and head up there together because there are now some safety concerns after an attack last year. Full Story

The more you fight it…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 13:10:05 January 29, 2010 13:10:05

The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch with every dollar, with every vein, with every needle… And the result is this – candid shots of Madonna out for dinner last night in London and then catching a flight today back to New York. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 12:34:00 January 29, 2010 12:34:00

This bitch will be a parent. Great. (The Superficial)

What Robert Pattinson inspired (Dlisted)

Jacek doesn’t need to be so terrified anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle for Peace & Justice (Just Jared)

John Mayer blames Daddy Issues (Pop Sugar)

The Italian Queen is possessive (Cele|bitchy

Little Sci’s red tears (ASL)

Stella, sweatpants, saggy (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More cuteness from Gwen’s boys (INO)

OMG. I still care about the Milli Vanilli (Popeater)