Robo’s two big bags

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 07:27:46 May 28, 2009 07:27:46

Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Venus Looks – Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 07:20:47 May 28, 2009 07:20:47

Fergie is currently promoting the Black Eyed Peas new album The E.N.D. through Europe. Their first hit single Boom Boom Pow is currently #1 on the Billboard 100. You like it? Not really growing on me. Anyway, the first set is Ferg in Paris on Wednesday, having worked off that imaginary weight she put on for Nine in the Hollywood Hills, where she was spotted hiking for 2 hours several times a week for weeks, showing off her legs, which she’ll be doing more and more of as the release date approaches (June 9th) and as we get deeper and deeper into the summer. Full Story

Still got it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 07:05:00 May 28, 2009 07:05:00

Nice to see they don’t just offer movies to 18 year olds these days. It’s Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton on the set of Morning Glory in New York yesterday. Sounds like a comedy. About a Dan Rather-ish anchor man who can’t keep up with the gossipy new news environment and quits only to sign back on with a morning show. Full Story

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A darker, redder Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 06:46:24 May 28, 2009 06:46:24

And it’s a good thing! Not sure why she insisted on being a blonde for so long. Didn’t work for her at all. And aged her even more than usual. But it looks like Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has taken it back to red. Seen here last night in New York with Keith Urban after a performance of God of Carnage, Gran is fresh and bright and . Full Story

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Twi-hard hate mail has not changed in quantity, but it’s all about the quality. There is an art to hate mail. And lately their crazy just hasn’t been all that creative.

Lola B on the other hand, well Lola B sent in a gem yesterday. I have left her message intact for you to properly enjoy. You will particularly appreciate her ability to turn a one syllable word into five.

i dispised how much you say you love canada and sh-t like that then you give little greetings to the americans? welcome bck from your long weekend? WHAT THE F-CK IS THAT??? you have no loyalty to canada. if you could you would camp in Brad Pitt's ass and call yourself 100% american. I am canadian and i though you were canadian too. but no you are american, your gossip is american and your site is american. DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!


On that note, it’s Wednesday, am online all day and posted late yesterday so scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Why didn’t you take the day off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 16:20:21 May 27, 2009 16:20:21

It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED THREE TODAY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember when she was born? Baby Jesus had to go into hiding. Full Story

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Some Hugh for Marina and Daniel Craig’s daughter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 15:45:00 May 27, 2009 15:45:00

A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out and about in NYC. And some loin explosion was delivered courtesy the New York Post just this morning: Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig to star on Broadway together Full Story

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More kissing...and Photo Assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 15:04:00 May 27, 2009 15:04:00

Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment sure to be interpreted as something more. Full Story

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Porny makes it pay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 12:25:14 May 27, 2009 12:25:14

It’s the Papa Joe way! Profit from EVERYTHING. And why not? Sounds like Porny Simpson is going back to reality where she saw the most success. On the heels of the amazing photos of her singing at the Chilli Country Cook Off wearing the best pants ever, Us Weekly is reporting  Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s eyes...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 11:55:52 May 27, 2009 11:55:52

Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’s articulate. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 11:21:40 May 27, 2009 11:21:40

Brange takes a backseat to losers (Dlisted)

OK Jeter…just propose! (Hollywood Tuna)

Cammie D in a green bikini! (The Superficial)

Mandy Moore wearing a Carrie Underwood discard (Just Jared)

George Clooney after sushi (Pop Sugar)

Old school Charlize Theron (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

She must wipe herself constantly (INO)

Where Lilo gets her Single White Female gene (Holy Moly)

Boring & Boring can’t stop kissing (E! Online)

Poor Man’s Jolie tries hard again (ASL)