You are a humpbacked geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:29:00 April 22, 2009 08:29:00

So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was promised that he would not be asked about his “acting”. Full Story

La Lopez legs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 07:43:58 April 22, 2009 07:43:58

Jennifer Lopez at Good Morning America today. No idea why. Don’t care what she’s promoting. Do care very much about her legs. Oh la. She looks amazing. F-cking amazing. A very flattering little dress, especially the darker patches by the waist and the length is perfect. Cuts her off at exactly the right spot. Full Story

Crowe and The Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 07:17:16 April 22, 2009 07:17:16

In London yesterday to promote State of Play. Helen Mirren is a goddess. It’s really too bad she asstalks so much. The lady looks amazing, non? My favourite nail bar (Pure) here in Vancouver plays Sex & the City non stop. So I popped in yesterday for a manicure. Happened to be the episode featuring Samantha’s hard-on for Friar F-ck. Full Story

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Lilo: bone, skin, and skank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 07:09:07 April 22, 2009 07:09:07

She went shopping with her sister yesterday in a long white dress exposing her ribs, no bra to show off her sagging tits. The photos speak for themselves. Later on she attended an exhibition, at one point pulling her hair off her face – did she always have such a big forehead? Or it is because in relation to her body everything above the shoulders looks massive? What’s with the fingernail biting these days? Crack habits… As reported earlier this week, stripping in Vegas Full Story

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April 22, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 06:19:14 April 22, 2009 06:19:14

Happy 26th Birthday Mel W! Hope you’re enjoying India with Andrew. Your besties in Canada miss you so much – can’t wait to see you! To Paige C in Calgary – Happy Birthday from Kristen! 28 years! Have a great time in LA. If you can stand the pretention, the food at Katsuya really is delicious. Full Story

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It sucks that Madonna fell. Thankfully the injuries are not serious. Also sucks for her longtime publicist Liz Rosenberg who is repeatedly asked to lie for her client. About adoption, about divorce, and now about a horse. As reported yesterday, Madge’s team initially blamed her accident on a pap and the pap retorted by saying he was nowhere near her when she bailed.

The police are now backing up the photographer and Sgt Herbert Johnson from the Southampton Village Police Department went so far as to clarify that “there is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written 'paparazzi' in the form -- if they felt there was a problem." Click here for more details and here for the police report.

Madge’s failed sympathy grab makes me sad. Like she keeps trying so hard: to stay forever young, to out-adopt Angelina Jolie, to save the world Kab-styles, and more money, more money, more money…is Madonna even fun anymore?

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Cater Waiter!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 16:11:51 April 21, 2009 16:11:51

Very, very strong episode last night. Because it was funny! Great timing, great chemistry between (most of) the actors, and as we concluded in the end – no Vanessa = good show. Poor V. Nobody missed V. In place of V enter Gabriel. Bland, taupe, but with a secret Poppy plotting against Serena. It’s the people around Serena who make Serena interesting. Full Story

Red has a great ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 13:53:46 April 21, 2009 13:53:46

Rachelle Lefevre in Vancouver the other day enjoying the weekend sunshine before getting to work on New Moon. Never knew but as you can see, she has an amazing ass. It’s hard to tell behind all that hair. She also looks like she knows about good photo ops, stopping for a homeless person to give him some change. Full Story

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Ready for a rant-off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 11:54:27 April 21, 2009 11:54:27

Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg have signed on to a new biopic called The Fighter about Irish Mickey Ward. Bale will play Marky Mark’s half brother who ends up training him. As E! pointed out, the director is none other than David O Russell who, like Christian, had a meltdown on the set of I Heart Huckabees in a tirade against Lily Tomlin. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 11:04:33 April 21, 2009 11:04:33

Carbs are evil (Dlisted)

Of course they went to Coachella. Of course they did. (Just Jared)

B don’t tweet (Pop Sugar)

She thinks it’s a good job… do you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Go on a date with Ryan Reynolds! (INO)

The Ultimate Natural Beauty (Cele|bitchy)

If she’s a size 2, I’m Gwyneth Paltrow (The Blemish)

The new #1 on my husband’s Freebie Five (Popoholic)

Lourdes Leon, fashion plate (Celebrity Baby Scoop)