Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 12:34:00 January 29, 2010 12:34:00

This bitch will be a parent. Great. (The Superficial)

What Robert Pattinson inspired (Dlisted)

Jacek doesn’t need to be so terrified anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle for Peace & Justice (Just Jared)

John Mayer blames Daddy Issues (Pop Sugar)

The Italian Queen is possessive (Cele|bitchy

Little Sci’s red tears (ASL)

Stella, sweatpants, saggy (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More cuteness from Gwen’s boys (INO)

OMG. I still care about the Milli Vanilli (Popeater)

Emily’s coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 10:44:49 January 29, 2010 10:44:49

She’s in London promoting The Wolfman. I have nothing to say except this coat is making me crazy. Love it so much. Although you probably have to be a tiny person to wear it. And the tights and the shoes, the style so far on this press tour has been amazing…and they’ve yet to make a big push in North America. Full Story

So much better when it moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 09:28:16 January 29, 2010 09:28:16

Nicole Kidman’s face, but this also applies to Colin Firth’s hair. As you know, it’s never a terrible thing to see Colin in a tux. But my one complaint about him during awards season has been the hairspray. He is so much sexier with hair that moves. Like today, in London leaving Radio 2 after an interview, Colin’s hair in the wind, some grey in the corners, wearing the sh-t out of those jeans… YES. Full Story

You snuck up on me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:58:21 January 29, 2010 08:58:21

It’s been a busy week, haven’t had a chance to read Entertainment Weekly as thoroughly as I normally do, but wanted to do some Lost prep before the big premiere next Tuesday (jumpy claps!) and there he is, lasering my loins again, a quiveration sniper, in two photos that conjure up the sad fantasies. Full Story

Was it awkward?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:38:21 January 29, 2010 08:38:21

Oh I hope so. Don’t front like you’re all noble and that there isn’t a part of you that’s curious to know if there was some tension last night on the carpet at the Calvin Klein event when Ginnifer Goodwin showed up with her new boyfriend and her ex fiancé Chris Klein came too. Full Story

Best title + great poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:07:12 January 29, 2010 08:07:12

I am dying to see Hot Tub Time Machine. It looks stupid. Like stupid funny. When done well I love stupid funny. SO MUCH. Hot Tub Time Machine looks stupid funny. Hopefully it’ll be good stupid funny. Because the title is inspired. And the poster … not bad either. Full Story

What is your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:01:36 January 29, 2010 08:01:36

Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He just has messy hair. Full Story

January 29, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 07:46:45 January 29, 2010 07:46:45

Good luck to everyone participating in the Bust a Move for Breast Health event today in Halifax, NS! 800 people working out for 6 hours on the floor of the Metro Centre, with the final hour led by …Richard Simmons himself! All proceeds will go toward the purchase of a new digital mammography machine. Full Story

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dear Gossips,

So Ugly Betty has been cancelled. It would be easy to blame ABC for their scheduling f-ckery, not unlike Friday Night Lights and NBC, moving the show from one day to the next and killing it on a Friday and then confusing the viewers and of course they suck and should hear it and we hate them but there’s also the question of viewers…and if we’re using Friday as an argument, consider the dumbassness of Ghost Whisperer which does just fine on Friday.  Read Full Intro

Dumb title portends more?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 17:11:09 January 28, 2010 17:11:09

As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. Full Story

Leighton’s boots and shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 14:20:21 January 28, 2010 14:20:21

She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER DIALOGUE… Also I’m not constantly being suffocated by her tits. Full Story