Getting some Halle love…and luck!

February 19, 2009 15:05:20 Posted at February 19, 2009 15:05:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today at the Essence Magazine Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon – Halle Berry as usual looking immortal, even though the dress might be a little Kate Beckinsale for an afternoon event. Love how Kate Beckinsale is now synonymous with Overdress. I am STILL offended by her Grammy gown. Anyway, not sure how I feel about the business going on at the back of Halle there… You like? Is it a squirrel? Anyway, also at the event, also gorgeous – Supporting Actress nominee Taraji P Henson. Full Story

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Nicole and a prune

February 19, 2009 13:47:15 Posted at February 19, 2009 13:47:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like they’re all turning into each other, blending, morphing, pruning… Here are Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen yesterday at the Proenza Schouler show at Fashion Week. Same kinky hair I so desire, one with fringe, one without, same dark eyes, cheekbones accentuated, and of course… MK is rocking the prune. Full Story

John on Jolie before Jen

February 19, 2009 12:22:28 Posted at February 19, 2009 12:22:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. A John Mayer interview with Rolling Stone Full Story

Grey Goose Twilight, Mamma Mia, and more

February 19, 2009 11:31:59 Posted at February 19, 2009 11:31:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was supposed to be a quiet night last night at the Grey Goose party – the first of three this week. Dylan and I were planning on easing into the festivities. Not quiet, no easing. We should have known when we walked in right behind Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, inseparable all night. Sarah in person? GORGEOUS. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 19, 2009 11:12:39 Posted at February 19, 2009 11:12:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait’s boyfriend’s bulge (Dlisted)

I keep saying this but really…she never ages (Hollywood Tuna)

Almost every night, I dream about the lead (Just Jared)

With hair like this, why would LA want to let him go? (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss’s New York body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Samro must keep spinning for Lilo (INO)

Guy sucks, Madge blamed. Fair or sexist? (Cele|bitchy)

Is this piece being wasted on Joe Jonas? (Popoholic)

This is why I have two giant pimples (The Blemish)

Who pulled a Lohan backstage at the Brits? (Holy Moly)

Filthy Scab Fashion Week

February 19, 2009 10:07:20 Posted at February 19, 2009 10:07:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She modeled for Richie Rich …if you can call this modeling. I call it spraying skank. But why quibble over definitions? This is Pamela Anderson in all her Filthy Scab glory classing up the runway. Was Anna Wintour in the front row? Please, someone, send me a photo of her face! Anna can shrivel with her eyes…and there’s an abundance to hate on where the Scab is concerned, even when she’s covered up. Full Story

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Gwynnie super mini!

February 19, 2009 09:29:15 Posted at February 19, 2009 09:29:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their recent marital hump. Per usual, the two were not photographed together. Full Story

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Shelfy > Posh too?

February 19, 2009 08:20:52 Posted at February 19, 2009 08:20:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Herm will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she isn’t working on anything, she’s a tv girl period, but still, after her boyfriend Justin Timberlake introduces her to Anna Wintour, suddenly Shelfy might cover Vogue. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Pizza Hut Tuscani Pastas

February 19, 2009 08:06:00 Posted at February 19, 2009 08:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know why celebrities are so cranky and demanding all the time? It’s carbohydrate deficiency, I’m convinced. I know this because I’ve been white rice deficient for two weeks and my husband is walking around mimicking The Horns: two knuckles placed on either side of his temple to illustrate the devil – what I’ve become. Full Story

Have you seen this before?

February 19, 2009 07:31:53 Posted at February 19, 2009 07:31:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look! It’s Sienna Miller looking busted at the end of the night getting into a cab! She’s young, she was leaving the War Child after party, she clearly enjoyed a few drinks…nothing wrong with that. Come on, she’s not working on some woman’s husband for a change. Let her have her fun. Full Story

The Hoff at the Brits!

February 19, 2009 07:21:00 Posted at February 19, 2009 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is it to provide the cheese. Don’t ask me who he has with him. Full Story