Front Row Amateur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 12:39:58 March 1, 2010 12:39:58

Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story

Please stop sending me this video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 11:36:53 March 1, 2010 11:36:53

Thank you. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it – I do. Many of you have been forwarding the link, and before today I managed to avoid watching due to the Olympic crush. But now it’s back to normal and it’s harder to resist though that still doesn’t mean that I can handle it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 11:07:41 March 1, 2010 11:07:41

When one old bitch kissed another (Dlisted)

Lilo up for sale in Europe? At this point, there are few options left (The Superficial)

I’d like to see her try and upstage Jack McCoy with her gold medal (Popeater)

Fit? Sure. Gross? Totally. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate won’t go away quietly (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart travels with Robert Pattinson and his BFF (Pop Sugar)

I find the concept of “Vogue Curvy” offensive (INO)

Pam licks envelopes for PETA (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clive Owen: front row quiver (Cele|bitchy)

Evan Lysacek’s new BFF. Also, that’s the back of my head. (ASL)

Remember his mother hips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:53:55 March 1, 2010 10:53:55

This is Robert Pattinson in New York making the morning show rounds. He is unkempt as usual. And working some sideburn action apparently for his new film. And some stubble. Once again trying to hide his pretty. You so pretty. Why you deny your pretty? Oh right. Pattinson reckons he’s a serious actor. Full Story

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Xenu fertility

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:13:58 March 1, 2010 10:13:58

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story

2010 Annual Red Carpet Contest!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 08:17:00 March 1, 2010 08:17:00

It’s been all about the Olympics over the last few weeks but now it’s time to shift our focus to Hollywood’s biggest awards show. And like we do each year, it’s also time for our Annual Red Carpet Contest and your shot at some amazing prizes. The drama goes down Sunday March 7th and the ballot closes at midnight Pacific on Saturday, March 6th, 2010 so you have only a few days to make your predictions. Full Story

I want to come too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 07:48:55 March 1, 2010 07:48:55

On a date with Denzel and Lenny. They hit up the Laker game together for a man date. Yeah. Wouldn’t you like to tag along? Lenny Kravitz is currently featured in Precious. Have you seen Precious? Please say you’ve seen Precious. Precious is up for several Oscars on Sunday including Best Picture. Full Story

Brange daily boat rides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 07:36:11 March 1, 2010 07:36:11

After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak and dagger-ish, with underground parking, back doors, and secret exits. Full Story

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March 1, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 07:10:12 March 1, 2010 07:10:12

Happy belated Birthday Chris R from Chicago! Hope the celebration with Mark and friends was memorable and that you enjoyed your day with the girls! To Shal, congrats on the amazing job! I couldn't be more proud or excited for you. This is the start of something big! Love, Steph. Chrissy – congratulations on the new job! Nicki says you persevered and admires you for having the courage to leave a miserable situation with a miserable boss. Full Story

Friday, February 26, 2010

Dear Gossips,

GO GIRLS! Last night was Ladies’ Night. All week it’s been Ladies’ Week. Our Canadian ladies are killing it. We watched our Women’s Hockey Team win gold last night and Michael J Fox was in our section and all of a sudden every Olympian was finding one excuse or another to come talk to him.  Read Full Intro


Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2010 13:54:00 February 26, 2010 13:54:00

Figure skating puts up big ratings. There’s probably a case to be made for the theory that if you love gossip, you also love figure skating. Figure skating is straight up drama. No doubt many of you watched last night. Those little girls have so much fight. While Yu-Na was delivering a flawless performance and Mao Asada was landing 2 clean triple axels (!) Michelle Kwan and Katarina Witt were watching from the stands emoting during each program. Full Story