Footloose Androgynous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 13:55:38 June 29, 2009 13:55:38

This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl looking not like a hermaphrodite with both vagina and penis but like androgen – no vagine, no peen. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, so ambiguous. Full Story

Thanks God!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 13:20:28 June 29, 2009 13:20:28

This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” . Full Story

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Most comfortable wardrobe ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 12:14:00 June 29, 2009 12:14:00

Robert Pattinson looks like he’s very comfortable on the set of Remember Me today. You would be too in those clothes. The top is like pyjamas. And the loose pants can accommodate a double order of lunch. Am jealous. Women’s clothing is sadistic. If it looks good, chances are it’s f-cking tight and wedgie inducing and there is nothing worse than a strapless bra. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 12:01:20 June 29, 2009 12:01:20

Karl looks disgusting by the sparkly lady parts! (Dlisted)

Diddy needs a slap in the face (The Superficial)

Halle Berry’s baby is an angel! (Just Jared)

I love animal shirts. And Megan Fox is wearing one. (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Pitt in guido pants (Pop Sugar)

What do you think of the pockets hanging out? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The only kind of man still interested in Tara Reid’s ghetto tits (INO)

Mischa Barton spaced and cracked out with a weird accent on video (Zoe Griffin)

How Tori and KFed Jr are paying for their strollers (ICYDK)

John Mayer isn’t asstalking. For once. (ASL)

17 Days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 09:59:55 June 29, 2009 09:59:55

Just over 2 weeks away…gah! It’s crawling by! In the meantime, because of the tight schedule shooting both parts of The Deathly Hallows back to back, the kids have been limited on promotion. This is why they’ve yet walk carpet after carpet all around the world, and they probably don’t have to either. Full Story

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Here comes brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 08:46:05 June 29, 2009 08:46:05

When the bad sh-t happened, she was almost always brown. Chicken Fried Crazy comes out super strong when she’s a brunette… Terrible memories. But perhaps all that has changed now, especially since the meds are under control. Britney was out and about this weekend with her agent (and boyfriend) Jason Trawick showing off a new dark hued weave. Full Story

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Crackhead birthday party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 07:55:08 June 29, 2009 07:55:08

She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley on more than one occasion. Full Story

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Alicia would never

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 07:08:20 June 29, 2009 07:08:20

I love Alicia Keys. So much. It would kill me if she turned out to be a twat. I interviewed Alicia briefly at the Superbowl in 2008 in Phoenix. Michelle was producing. And I remember both of us, even though our loins were pointed in the direction of John Krasinski, both of us were totally girlcrushing on her. Full Story

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Everything but the shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 06:56:09 June 29, 2009 06:56:09

Beyonce at the BET Awards last night wearing the best dress of the night no doubt. It’s exquisite. And she looks exquisite in it. Great hair, cute accessories…everything but the shoes. Cheap and gimmicky shoes, non? Tina must have told her to. B’s husband Jay-Z was there too. No idea if they arrived in a Maybach together or tried to push ambulances out of the way while paramedics were tending to an elderly lady suffering from a heart attack. Full Story

Monday Morning Jackson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 06:35:47 June 29, 2009 06:35:47

This is for CJ. And all the rest who email me daily saying enough of Robert Pattinson, what about Jackson Rathbone? Indeed. But Jackson is harder to find. Which is why we should get started this Monday morning by sipping on some of his sexy. This is Jackson in New York at the WordTheatre Pushcart Press benefit reading from prize-winning story "The Bank Robbery" by Steve Schutzman. Full Story

June 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 06:30:45 June 29, 2009 06:30:45

Happy Birthday Patty in Omaha, NE! Definitely Jason Statham > Robert Pattinson. But who am I to argue with the order on your Freebie Five? And getting close to 40 is not old. Not at all. To Hilary, the much younger, slightly more attractive sister – says Jennifer! – Happy “new 30”! Enjoy Harry! And yes, I’m holding it against her too for not getting me that interview with the disgraced star. Full Story