Don’t expect a plot…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 08:00:30 September 9, 2009 08:00:30

When it comes to the Sex & the City sequel. It’s not like there’s a story left to tell that’s worth telling, is there? And don’t say Carrie having kids. As hard as this might be for some people to believe, it IS possible for a character to be complete without knowing motherhood. Full Story

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Don’t hide your Glee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:49:00 September 9, 2009 07:49:00

I wrote a while back that some things you keep to yourself. Especially the things you love the most. I did this with KoL and True Blood and a few others I’m not ready to share. But then the sh-ts started taking over. Famewhore twats and airheads on scripted Hollywood Hills reality shows, losers with too many babies turned into cover subjects, people keep watching dancing D-Listers, and critically acclaimed, wonderfully written, brilliantly creative projects faced cancellation because 1. Full Story

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Don’t put Ewan in a corner!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:27:36 September 9, 2009 07:27:36

There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor. Please. I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t exactly ask for it either. Full Story

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September 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2009 07:11:42 September 9, 2009 07:11:42

Happy 16 Birthday Cassandra L! As for your request, unfortunately, there are no new photos of James McAvoy. Hoping these old ones will do? And for Lianne G – wishing you a quick recovery, sorry I have no recipe for egg drop soup, and Taylor Kitsch hasn’t been papped in a while either. Will these shots from Cannes be ok? Sorry about your missing basket. Full Story

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back from the long weekend.

I posted yesterday – Monday – including photos of Ryan Gosling, Gwyneth’s mom bra, and an exclusive on Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard. SCROLL DOWN to get caught up. It’s a new school year. And the gossip always kicks into a smuttier gear in September.

Leading the way – none other than George Clooney. His summer piece is extending her stay into autumn and since he has two films to promote, he certainly doesn’t mind.

Also, Granny Freeze’s Third Lip in New York, enjoying US Open Tennis with her husband, freshly injected, plumped and ready to pimp Nine.

It’s the return of the A List. “Thanks God”.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to P&G Beauty for sponsoring our search for a TIFF BFF. The winner will be announced today.

George Clooney and the Queen of Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 16:58:00 September 8, 2009 16:58:00

If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned his 3rd post of the day. As predicted, George Clooney did walk the carpet with Elisabetta Canalis who, so far, has much better style than her predecessor Sarah Larson. Full Story

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One Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 14:10:28 September 8, 2009 14:10:28

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

She hasn’t met Michael Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 13:31:27 September 8, 2009 13:31:27

Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

Oprah & Anna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 12:12:27 September 8, 2009 12:12:27

The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as always, Anna Wintour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 11:15:00 September 8, 2009 11:15:00

This > Heidi Hills Twat. Any. Time. (Dlisted)

Aphrodite is still mighty (Hollywood Tuna)

When Charlize Theron has a sense of humour (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab in yellow (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried actually sang? (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart disappoints Twi-Hards by not grinding on Robert Pattinson in public last night (ASL)

They’re friends again when they film (INO)

Beat your girlfriend, honour the king (Popeater)

Fresh Twi-Hard f-ckery (E! Online)

Milla’s body… damn (The Superficial)

Staring at The Men Who Stare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 09:41:00 September 8, 2009 09:41:00

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

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