One Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 14:10:28 September 8, 2009 14:10:28

The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida Pinto wearing slightly too much dress and Lily Allen in a cougar negligee and a f-cked up weave. Full Story

She hasn’t met Michael Buble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 13:31:27 September 8, 2009 13:31:27

Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

Oprah & Anna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 12:12:27 September 8, 2009 12:12:27

The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as always, Anna Wintour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 11:15:00 September 8, 2009 11:15:00

This > Heidi Hills Twat. Any. Time. (Dlisted)

Aphrodite is still mighty (Hollywood Tuna)

When Charlize Theron has a sense of humour (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab in yellow (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried actually sang? (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart disappoints Twi-Hards by not grinding on Robert Pattinson in public last night (ASL)

They’re friends again when they film (INO)

Beat your girlfriend, honour the king (Popeater)

Fresh Twi-Hard f-ckery (E! Online)

Milla’s body… damn (The Superficial)

Staring at The Men Who Stare

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 09:41:00 September 8, 2009 09:41:00

Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it for the press. Full Story

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Heeled feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 08:25:00 September 8, 2009 08:25:00

TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham? Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. Full Story

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Crackhead wish list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:48:14 September 8, 2009 07:48:14

It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision of John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston and also Brad and Angelina’s African Jungle Sex. Full Story

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Granny’s Third Lip loves tennis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:10:04 September 8, 2009 07:10:04

Watching the US Open? I’ll say it off the top, we can argue about it later: I am on Team Rafa. Federer is amazing, obviously, but we like who we like. And I like Nadal much more. Also, the monogrammed everything is so lame. Second to Rafa, definitely Djokovic, and after that anyone but Andy Roddick. Full Story

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George on the campaign trail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 06:55:00 September 8, 2009 06:55:00

He spent the summer at Como, hooked up with a saucy Italian brunette, and it’s now time to work – with 2 films scheduled for release this fall, both of them award potentials, especially Up In The Air which was secretly screened in Telluride a few days ago and the response was overwhelmingly positive. Full Story

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s a holiday in North America – Labour Day – so posting will be light. Last chance to take it easy for TIFF and the arrival of Autumn Smut. From now until the end of awards season it’s balls to the wall gossip. Between simultaneous film festivals in Venice, Deauville, and Toronto, the MTV VMAs next Sunday, then the Emmy Awards the following weekend, a new television season beginning, and the release of in contention films between October and Christmas signaling the kick off of the campaign circuit, it’s time for the true star to reassert herself.

Enough with these f-cking reality show twats.

Monday – catching up on weekend photos including new exclusive Twilight images for you Twi-Hards (Jackson Rathbone, oh la), posting til early afternoon, and then it’s time to scratch my casino itch. Work up today with a blackjack fever.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Viking and The Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2009 10:28:00 September 7, 2009 10:28:00

Exclusive. Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard are dating. Am told exclusively by an infallible source that it’s been several weeks now. And that she flew to Shreveport, Louisiana on Friday to visit him. Skarsgard is there working on Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Smart Evan. Kate has a way of throwing herself inappropriately at other people’s boyfriends. Full Story