Get me to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 07:47:29 May 21, 2009 07:47:29

Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing her chin like that? He did this with Rachel McAdams in the Notebook too… A generation of McGoslings was born. Full Story

Spons’d Tingles: Venus Looks – Sharon Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 07:38:47 May 21, 2009 07:38:47

The older, the shorter? Why not? It works for her. She’s crazy, but it works for her. Sharon Stone is an undeniably attractive woman. Who has amazing legs. Last Friday in Beverly Hills at a Nelson Mandela Foundation event – here she is in a short dress and the body of a 25 year old. Don’t deny it. Full Story

Annual on the terrace 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 07:10:00 May 21, 2009 07:10:00

From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the frenzy. The Croisette is a one massive clusterf-ck. Full Story

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Annual on the terrace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 05:23:00 May 21, 2009 05:23:00

It’s the fourth year for us at Cannes. And every year we have at least one night at the du Cap. On a night when it’s best to get away from the Croisette, when we don’t have any evening assignments, we make our pilgrimage. There is no Dylan this time though. We miss Dylan. In 2007 Dylan stood next to George Clooney and called him wee. Full Story

Pitt Porn for Basterds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 04:41:00 May 21, 2009 04:41:00

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story

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May 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 04:17:54 May 21, 2009 04:17:54

To Helene – good luck running your first half marathon in Ottawa this weekend! Don’t be nervous, and think about the “after” meals. Promise me you’ll treat yourself. You deserve it. And good luck to Kelli on your first 10K this weekend! Ronda and her happy hour bicep are so proud of you! Full Story

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Brange in Cannes together officially as of last night. And tonight on the carpet.

They’re here. And now they’re the only story.

Press screening for Inglourious Basterds this morning at 8:30am local followed immediately by the press conference which is why I’m getting to a late start. More on some Pitt tenderness below and also Brad observations from the presser.

And the world turns outside the Croisette too. Like when did Joseph Gordon Levitt get that body? Is Ryan Phillippe incurably unfaithful…or desperately insecure?

Wednesday – online all day from Cannes until the Inglourious Basterds red carpet tonight.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 11:34:11 May 20, 2009 11:34:11

So I just wrapped on the carpet at the Palais. Now headed to another event. Follow my tweets! Will post about Brange as soon as I have a chance! They were crazy gorgeous tonight.

In the meantime, please see below - my friends will smut you. Commentary by my hubby so please excuse us in advance…

Mother of ***! Mask please! (DListed)

Number two on my Freebie 5 on the carpet in Cannes (JustJared)

She might be on it if she ate occasionally (PopSugar)

Hayden Panettiere making me question my sexuality. Brrr. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele setting me straight again (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston exhausted from not being talked about daily (INO)

Lilo on her way to important meetings cause she’s serious (ASL)

T.I.’s situation in jail (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola making a Petri dish of the waters near Cannes (IDLYITW)

Chris Pine – I don’t get it. He just doesn’t look right. It’s the head shape and the forehead - eye relationship (The Superficial)

Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Pitt Porn teaser!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 08:58:33 May 20, 2009 08:58:33

Tonight they’ll do it full on carpet style. But last night a little more private. Radaronline has just secured these photos of the Brange kissing last night. Full Story

Poor Man’s LipGloss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:55:38 May 20, 2009 07:55:38

It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to be type cast as a singing dancing elfin. Full Story