Johnny for Haiti
Johnny Depp at the Alice premiere in London last night. He met the Prince. The coolest motherf-cking sh-t ever. In other Johnny news, Shane MacGowan recruited him for a recording in support of Haiti earthquake relief along with some other cool motherf-ckers. Like Nick Cave. And CHRISSIE HYNDE! So... Full Story
5 Factor Journal: Day 10 & 11
Almost there! Yesterday was a packed schedule. Following Olympic Morning I had to shoot a zipline feature and then went straight to the Women’s Hockey Final. So I could only have my 5 Factor breakfast. Which was a breakfast yoghurt parfait. Fiona eats yoghurt and granola every morning for breakfast. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Minka Kelly in a flesh coloured dress (Hollywood Tuna)
The Russians f-ck with Taylor Swift (Dlisted)
GaGa and her bodyguard. Priceless (The Superficial)
John Mayer keeps trying to un-douche (Popeater)
Make yourself sweat. Watch this video (Just Jared)
Katie Holmes frilly top and skinny jeans (Pop Sugar)
Angelina is training Maddox (E!Online)
As if there is any value to these photos (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Oh Simon, you better have a pre-nup (ICYDK)
Lose weight for Xenu! (Cele|bitchy)
Annas and Emily
Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards, Anna Paquin and Emily Blunt showed up dressed for cocktail. Look at those legs on Paquin. Sex. This wasn’t a major event like a premiere or a Golden Globe style awards show. There was a standard step and repeat carpet, no live cameras, nothing super high profile. Full Story
Matt’s little hairs
For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This is Matt Damon and his wife Luciana at the premiere of Green Zone in NYC last night. Full Story
Bedraggled but back together
As you saw yesterday, Avril Lavigne attended the UK premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. Next to the glamour of Anne Hathaway, Avril was more Helena Bonham Carter than glamourous starlet, only Helena does it with a sense of humour and a f-cking awesome cool that makes whatever she wears totally irrelevant. Full Story
Renee’s “boyfriend”
Page Six reported today that Renee Zellweger, in New York, is looking after Bradley Cooper’s dog. She was spotted tying the dog up outside a cafe, noting to a bystander that it belonged to “my boyfriend”. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
A nation breathed a sigh of relief. Our boys took back their house last night. Men’s hockey gold is still a possibility. But stress. Holy f-ck the stress. We were at the game last night. Feel like I’ve internally aged 40 years. Read Full Intro
Reese’s best assets
Written by Jacek Lainey’s covering the women’s USA/Canada hockey final so I’ll finish the day with this. And while we’re on the topic of legs, these photos were just released of Reese Witherspoon leaving a friend’s house today. I’m not normally a fan of Reese. She seems a bit too uptight for me and I’m not that into her bitchface. Full Story
I want Sandy’s legs
Sandra Bullock today with construction workers hammering out a home project, casual in sweats and showing off her impressive legs. They are slim legs, sure, but there is tone, there is muscle, there is evidence of food and hard work, and an ass! She has an ass. I can get with that. Sandy is favoured to win Best Actress at the Oscars next Sunday, a slight edge over Meryl Streep. Full Story
Alice, Anne, and Avril
Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story
