Iron Man is horny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 09:52:42 July 16, 2009 09:52:42

It’s not like I’m in any hurry to get older… but so many things happen in the future, and the future can’t come fast enough. Is there a way to do it without aging? Anyway, Iron Man 2 is 9 months away. But already it’s landed an Entertainment Weekly cover with some amazing exclusives. Full Story

The Angels bake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 09:13:59 July 16, 2009 09:13:59

The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course People.com has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. Full Story

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Single Ladies GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 08:24:49 July 16, 2009 08:24:49

F-ck! I wish I was there! Beyonce played Staples Centre the other night and while Katie Holmes is in Australia working on a new movie, the GMD decided to nip out and get down, doing the Single Ladies dance by the sound booth and singing along with B. Full Story

Princess AssTalk gets shut out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 08:03:03 July 16, 2009 08:03:03

There were several unforgivable omissions this morning when the Emmy nominations were announced. But there was also one very, very, VERY satisfying one. Remember last year the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl made headlines because she was all like I’m withdrawing from Emmy consideration because the writers suck and the material didn’t deserve it? So Shonda Rimes gave her the juiciest storyline this season. Full Story

Tina leads, FNL ignored, and the Pip!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 07:23:48 July 16, 2009 07:23:48

Emmy Awards were announced this morning and once again, Friday Night Lights was totally overlooked. What will it take??? Simon Baker? In The Mentalist? He’s hot. But please. And enough of Grey’s Anatomy in the Supporting Categories. The show sucks. By the way, True Blood was ignored too. Full Story

Old hags at a fashion show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 06:45:39 July 16, 2009 06:45:39

Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually only 15. She hasn’t looked 15 since she was 8. Full Story

July 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 06:34:35 July 16, 2009 06:34:35

Happy Birthday Pheenie! It’s a bright and exciting year ahead – wishing you the best, and knowing the best will find you, especially with a friend like Sandra.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So?

How were the midnight screenings? Laura was frantically trying to get her hands on some Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans last night on her way to a pre-show Harry Potter party. Hee.

Judging from your emails so far, you are loving the Half Blood Prince. Sigh. It’ll be over a year before the first part of Deathly Hallows hits theatres. And we all want more.

How about more Bridget?

A third Bridget Jones will go ahead with Renee Zellweger once again putting on weight to become Bridget, this time focusing on Bridget – oh God – trying to have a baby. The second film was no good. But still, Renee as Bridget is irresistible. Love her as Bridget. Can’t wait to see it.

Tony Romo gets mean girled by John Mayer. And Pipsqueak JT was pissy with the paps. Late posts yesterday – please SCROLL DOWN to get caught up.

Wednesday – online all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to the lovely folks at Electronic Arts (EA) on Monday – went straight there from the airport after arriving from New York to interview Dwight Howard and Venus Williams for EA’s NBA Live 10 and Grand Slam Tennis. It’s the only time Jacek has ever cared about one of my assignments. Had to drag him away from the NHL 10 demo. Anyway, Venus taught me how to serve, is very softspoken and shy, great ass, has the cutest, most well behaved dog Harry who sat in a duffel bag and behaved himself for 2 hours while she did interviews. And Dwight is a ham. So engaging and funny and personable and TALL. He gave me a few pointers on my layup technique. Then during our interview we both practised our Robert Pattinson open mouth poses. He loves John Dillinger after seeing Public Enemies and wants you to follow him on Twitter. Click here.

The interviews will air on etalk next week. That’s my new Ted Baker travel sweater. LOVE.

 

Photos from Jeff Vinnick

Whip It for the girls!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 17:10:00 July 15, 2009 17:10:00

Thanks to Emily H for the heads up. Emily normally has her panties twisted over Kristen Stewart. But Ellen Page just might be her one true love. A better placed, orientation-wise that is, infatuation. Ellen Page is the star of Juno. And we’ve not seen her in a while. But we will next see her in Whip It, Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut. Full Story

Let me teach you how to bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 15:23:09 July 15, 2009 15:23:09

From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not too soft. Full Story

I would run with you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 13:37:26 July 15, 2009 13:37:26

We have great running trails in Vancouver. In the forest, massive trees that keep it warm in the winter and cool in the summer, perfect for the dogs, and hilly sections for a challenge. Jacek hates running. Jacek hates cardio. I used to run in there all the time by myself but then something really horrible happened on one of our favourite routes and now it’s out of the question to go alone and don’t even bother with Marcus. Full Story