October 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 06:53:04 October 14, 2009 06:53:04

Happy 37th Birthday Karen! Many well wishes to mom, much admiration to you for completing the half marathon, thank you for the donation encouragement (I’ll hit you up on that later!), and have the most memorable time tonight with your friends. Hopefully there’s a bartender who catches your eye. Full Story

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. It was gossip as usual yesterday – please scroll down to get caught up with new Twilight photos etc and Robo’s scholastic victory over Xenu.

Another clue today re: why Madonna may have dumped Tracy Anderson. According to Page Six shady Tracy is now being sued for $1 million, this on the heels of her past legal quandary for which she was accused of skipping town without paying back clients and creditors. Did Tracy hit up Madge for money? As you know, Madonna is notoriously stinge. And she doesn’t tolerate anyone else’s drama but her own.

And did you hear about NBC? They decide to shove Jay Leno in your face in primetime at 10pm every night. Tina Fey objects. His ratings keep sliding, and the impact on other shows on the network that had to be moved from that timeslot has also been disastrous. So like sucky babies they decide to can the cast of Glee from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Click here for more from Nikki Finke. F-ckers.

Seriously, Jay Leno is unwatchable. HORRID.

Tuesday – regular blogging schedule, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. On November 10th, I will be hosting the Giller Light Bash in support of Frontier College, Canada’s oldest literacy organisation promoting literacy programs across the country. Come! It’s the best book party you’ve ever been to! For tickets and more information click here.

Robo runs alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 16:58:52 October 13, 2009 16:58:52

I ran the Turkey Trot yesterday – 10 km in support of the Vancouver Food Bank. It’s a great event, very relaxed, an easy-ish route with the hardest uphill at the beginning. Maybe it was too easy. And it was sunny out. Such a beautiful Vancouver morning it felt like I was walking and enjoying the view. Full Story

Country Bitch Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 14:35:55 October 13, 2009 14:35:55

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she was worried she’d be approached by a disgusting civilian, even though she was rather unremarkable, apart from those shades, of course, and her 4 inch heels. Full Story

Fromage!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 12:41:05 October 13, 2009 12:41:05

There she is! La Grande Fromage (let’s feminise it for her) was spotted in NYC today in a great dress, with a smile for photographers, almost 2 months after announcing her second pregnancy. It was widely reported at the time that she is due in May Full Story

Douchey’s $800 hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 11:36:45 October 13, 2009 11:36:45

I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat on the couch, two giggling adolescents, singing and reading along with the lyrics. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 11:04:39 October 13, 2009 11:04:39

You know it’s the sh-ts when SHE’s shopping at Lilo (Dlisted)

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel should start fighting with her on Twitter (The Superficial)

Heather Graham likes ‘em young (Hollywood Tuna)

I’m getting the Sapphic moists for January Jones (Just Jared)

Blair Waldorf’s first single – you like? (Pop Sugar)

NSFW - I will NEVER understand why some men would want to f-ck this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

American tanned and beautiful (INO)

Every Megan Fox photo shoot looks the same (Popoholic)

Sweet Jesus. Worst midlife crisis EVER (Popeater)

Mimi facilitates gay marriage! So F-CKING cute! (Towleroad)

Pap GLEE!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 09:25:00 October 13, 2009 09:25:00

In light of NBC’s f-ckery, how about some Glee love? They’re starting to get papped! Lea Michele and Cory Monteith were in New York this weekend at a Broadway show on Sunday, Lea’s old stomping grounds, and were surrounded by fans and photogs. Full Story

Crack Tweets from Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 08:19:14 October 13, 2009 08:19:14

Ungaro is still footing Lindsay Lohan’s hotel bill in Paris. They won’t be so generous when her sh-t doesn’t sell. Because the buyers were not impressed. Still, being the daughter of Dina Lohan, Lilo is immune to criticism. She’s been taught to love herself too much. They all love themselves too much. Full Story

Kylie complete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 08:12:33 October 13, 2009 08:12:33

Kylie Minogue’s first North American mini-tour is complete. Thanks to those of you who’ve been lucky enough to attend for your messages about the show. I am jealous and petty and I hate you. Because, as almost all of you have noted, it was amazingness. Kylie’s final performance was on Sunday in New York. Full Story

Pippy’s cryptic phobia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 07:10:00 October 13, 2009 07:10:00

Here’s a good example of the (let’s make up a word for this) unwatchableness of Jay Leno’s new show. Awful. There’s a segment called 10 at 10. Last night Justin Timberlake was invited to participate. Pippy’s in Vegas for his golf tournament and was pimping Callaway yesterday at a $1 million dollar challenge for a hole-in-one. Full Story

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