The Brange kids personality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 13:34:30 April 16, 2010 13:34:30

See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain in the ass. This is why the Brange they always leave the Holy Twins on their own while they take out the other four. Full Story

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Lollipops & Milkshakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 13:10:19 April 16, 2010 13:10:19

What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley yesterday with Liam sucking on lollipops. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 12:21:05 April 16, 2010 12:21:05

Kiefer Sutherland’s Drank Dance (Dlisted)

Lilo is going to Coachella. At this point, maybe she does need the Dr Drew method (The Superficial)

The most pathetic attempt to get you to care about an anorexic and the no-name she married (Popeater)

Why do these Twilight people agree to such cheesy photo shoots? (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Betty White make the Roc Sign? (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston really IS that unoriginal (Pop Sugar)

Emmy Rossum sugar-rapes a museum (The Fab Life)

Amanda Seyfried gets affectionate with her dog (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh Whitney please. Please don’t go back to wack crack (Cele|bitchy)

She is considered one of the most stylish women in the world. Normally. (Go Fug Yourself)

The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 11:02:05 April 16, 2010 11:02:05

Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’s helping her walk. And sit down. Full Story

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Demi’s opening weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 09:45:31 April 16, 2010 09:45:31

Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on the block. Full Story

Adrian goes short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 09:02:00 April 16, 2010 09:02:00

And better. Much better. Entourage has resumed production. Adrian Grenier and Kevin Dillon were seen on Sunset yesterday shooting outside a peeler bar. So a lot has changed. Actually he looks great with short hair. It’s exactly what he needed. A purge. Detox. Cutting off any remnants of Ebola. There could have been a promising hiatus movie career for Adrian at one time. Full Story

New breasts, problem jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 08:28:13 April 16, 2010 08:28:13

Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder yesterday from school and did not give the pervs (me) many opportunities to examine her breasts. Full Story

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RDJ back from holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 08:14:51 April 16, 2010 08:14:51

He was with his son Indio earlier this week in Rome but yesterday Robert Downey Jr was photographed back in LA, out and about, with his man purse and his vitamin lunch box, working some longer hair. Looks so great and healthy and relaxed and loose. What’s next? After Iron Man 2 they’re trying to fast track shooting on Sherlock Holmes and he has Due Date with Zach Galifianakis in November. Full Story

Courteney’s Happy 3 Hours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 07:50:43 April 16, 2010 07:50:43

Courteney Cox hit up happy hour yesterday at a place called Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks. For three hours. With this hunk. To drive up interest in their pictures, the photo agency seems to be implying that perhaps something untoward is going on. What? Never. Courteney is a married mother. And married mothers never cheat. Full Story

Katherine Heigl dresses like a polygamist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 07:26:42 April 16, 2010 07:26:42

...the f-ck is she wearing? Here’s the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl last night in New York at the ASPCA Bergh Ball at the Plaza with Isaac Mizrahi. The dark hair, and the horrid makeup, that dress... you know what that dress looks like? Did you ever visit that website that sold clothes for polygamists? Click here Full Story

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April 16, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 07:16:35 April 16, 2010 07:16:35

To our favourite Super Sleuth Brennagh, hope you have the most amazing 30th bday on the hot hot beaches of Miami. May your weekend be filled with white wine, v-stands, and the Situation sightings. Wish we could all be there to fete with you. On t'aime, Les Filles. - They requested for you some dirty Lilo. Full Story

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