GMD & Robo: Photo Assumption Fight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 13:37:05 August 13, 2009 13:37:05

It's our favourite game! Drawing conclusions basely solely, therefore meaningless, on photo assumption. What does the GMD's body language suggest? Here's Tom Cruise in Australia with Katie Holmes and Little Sci. According to the photographer, the GMD made his wife and his daughter wait for him while he chatted up some fans. Full Story

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The Most Beautiful Vampire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 13:26:26 August 13, 2009 13:26:26

Twilight has confirmed another casting coup: Oscar nominated Catalina Sandino Moreno will join Eclipse as Maria making her officially the most beautiful vampire on the roster. Unless of course you ask a Twi-Hard. Otherwise, it’s hard to argue. Crazy f-cking gorgeous. I love her. I have loved her since Maria Full of Grace. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 11:15:44 August 13, 2009 11:15:44

Am exploding from cuteness. Love him so much (Dlisted)

Kristen Bell gets dirty, stays clothed (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox talks to your kids (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How long before Lilo takes off to see Sam and gets fired from this set? (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling stuck her finger in some man’s ear. He’s scarred for life (INO)

Lolita P blames YOU for ruining her relationship (Cele|bitchy)

Abbie Cornish on Carb Face and the tabloids (Just Jared)

Kevin Bacon remembers John Hughes (PopEater)

The ass that Leo left behind (The Superficial)

Heather Graham holds on (Popoholic)

Heidi Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 10:10:00 August 13, 2009 10:10:00

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

A cups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:51:41 August 13, 2009 09:51:41

Let’s talk about tits. Most of the talk around tits in Hollywood is focused on the augmentations. Today’s talk around tits will highlight those celebrities who’ve actually downsized. I am a generously sized person, 5 ft 3, who has never been happy with what I have. I would like to be littler. Full Story

Travelling with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:29:00 August 13, 2009 09:29:00

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story

VIP at Harvard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 08:25:11 August 13, 2009 08:25:11

So Ashley Judd is studying at Harvard. She’s enrolled in the Mid-Career Master in Public Administration program and isn’t waiting for frosh week to pass before pulling celebrity rank. This time though she’s using the faculty and not her mute stones. According to Boston.com Full Story

WAG Fight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 07:17:48 August 13, 2009 07:17:48

They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is a Yankee WAG front and centre, reflecting her boyfriend’s history of spotlight whoring. Full Story

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Brad & Rachel in white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 06:50:31 August 13, 2009 06:50:31

At The Time Traveller’s Wife premiere in New York last night – Pitt is a producer on the film and showed up dressed impeccably, as usual, in a white suit to match his leading lady Rachel McAdams. Rachel was at one time on Jacek’s Freebie Five. Can’t remind why he removed her. Full Story

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Degrassi goes Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 06:31:04 August 13, 2009 06:31:04

Lauren Collins and Adamo Ruggiero were in New York yesterday, made an appearance on Alexa Chung, and at Planet Hollywood to promote the first feature length Degrassi movie, airing tomorrow August 14th on TEENick (formerly known at The N). Degrassi goes Hollywood will be broadcast in Canada on August 30th. Full Story

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