Courtside premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 09:22:01 October 28, 2009 09:22:01

The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and the ubiquitous Jack Nicholson, unofficial mascot for the Lakers and, some would argue (with the exception of last year), the Oscars. Full Story

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Sunny & Scowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:28:20 October 28, 2009 08:28:20

A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story

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Pat-Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:14:47 October 28, 2009 08:14:47

They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story

JLo, Will …& Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 07:18:36 October 28, 2009 07:18:36

THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to the GMD and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him Full Story

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October 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 06:58:46 October 28, 2009 06:58:46

Congratulations to Bonnie D and Jill S for winning the H&M Autumn gift certificate draw. And for Shanti from Joanna who loves you – hang in there even though it’s the sh-ts right now. The sh-ts do pass. Promise. But friends are forever, right? Wishing you well.  Full Story

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Tomorrow is the release, today is the premiere of Michael Jackson’s THIS IS IT, behind the scenes footages from what should have been his comeback tour in London this past summer at the O2. Many of you lined up overnight for tickets a few weeks ago as the film will only run 2 weeks in theatres to support and celebrate MJ’s final performance.

So how will it be?

Well, according to Elizabeth Taylor, it’s the best sh-t ever, like, for all time, stamped no blocksies. The Dame took to her Twitter yesterday and called THIS IS IT the “most brilliant piece of filmmaking” she’s ever seen, posting hyperbole after hyperbole culminating with “I truly believe this film should be nominated in every category conceivable”. So she’s a little biased. But her love and affection for him is sincere.

Ms Taylor refused to attend the public memorial for Michael and chose to mourn privately. It is unlikely she’ll show at the premiere tonight. But the event will be webcast live from the Nokia Theatre beginning at 4:30pm PDT at www.ThisIsIt-Movie.com and www.crackle.com.

And for those of you who do have tickets to see it over the next few days, let me know how it is? We’re out of town til mid next week, I can’t until then.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

She says she’s going to India…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 17:55:02 October 27, 2009 17:55:02

For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story

Zac Efron is kind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 13:09:00 October 27, 2009 13:09:00

EXCLUSIVE. Me. I’m Zac Efron’s newest fan. We’re heading to Tofino tomorrow and I will force Jacek to sit through 17 Again. Maybe some High School Musical. Putting my name on the list for advance tickets to whatever he’s releasing next. Because Zac Efron has just made a huge difference in the life of one young man. Full Story

“Whatever” means sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 12:37:29 October 27, 2009 12:37:29

Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 12:02:50 October 27, 2009 12:02:50

You see the consequences? When you create monsters, they start taking over EVERYTHING (The Superficial)

Angelina’s could-have-been lesbian lover (Dlisted)

Did Angelina sleep with her mom’s boyfriend? (Popeater)

Natasha Henstridge beautiful and healthy (Hollywood Tuna)

James Franco: this only makes me love him more. SO MUCH. (Just Jared)

Why doesn’t Jude Law have an understudy? (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt: same growth, different hat (Cele|bitchy)

Is she really the best ambassador? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ashley Greene wants to be Megan Fox so badly (Popoholic)

Great. Another wonderful representation of Canadian girls (The Blemish)