And we’re off!

December 4, 2008 13:34:15 Posted at December 4, 2008 13:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I went on about Slumdog Millionaire on Monday. And I’ll keep going on about it every day. Because we’re off and running, it’s awards season, and the National Board of Review just named Slumdog Millionaire Best Film of the year, thereby further strengthening its chances for an Oscar nomination. Full Story

His Pants!

December 4, 2008 13:00:49 Posted at December 4, 2008 13:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed the GMD. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to promote Valkyrie. Full Story

Ebola infects the Mouse?

December 4, 2008 12:07:04 Posted at December 4, 2008 12:07:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. Full Story

Dogs & clichés

December 4, 2008 12:03:08 Posted at December 4, 2008 12:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly. Comparatively speaking, it’s actually a much better interview. Mostly because she cusses. Jen’s still catering to the MiniVan Majority, naturally, especially with the rah rah, girl power wooh wooh wooh talk…but still, there’s a spark of something slightly more interesting here. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 4, 2008 11:09:50 Posted at December 4, 2008 11:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colbert > Kanye (Dlisted)

Oh Felicity! (Hollywood Tuna)

Yum… James Franco (Just Jared)

Chelsy Davy’s private bikini pics! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How crackheads say goodbye (IDLYITW)

Téa too hermy? (INO)

Why Izzie is seeing dead people (ICYDK)

Who can afford Gwyneth Paltrow’s Christmas list? (Cele|bitchy)

JailBail prison break? (The Blemish)

Hand in hand: Michelle & Matilda, Michelle & Spike (Pop Sugar)

Getting Gwyneth’s body

December 4, 2008 08:32:49 Posted at December 4, 2008 08:32:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t I live for. So my Gwyneth and Madonna – you know they work out with this woman Tracy Anderson who has supposedly reinvented fitness and Tracy is apparently so impressive Madonna cannot be without her and Gwynnie can’t be without so they have to share her by travel. Full Story

No veins, much younger

December 4, 2008 08:00:03 Posted at December 4, 2008 08:00:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. Full Story

Holiday white wedgies!

December 4, 2008 07:34:37 Posted at December 4, 2008 07:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to install the height trickery in every pair of new shoes? Like an official Scientologist Cobbler? I am totally convinced… As for Little Sci – so many of you emailed yesterday after seeing Granny Freeze holding her Sunday, remarking that it’s just like how Tom Cruise holds his daughter too… like total novices. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Canada Post Re-gift!

December 4, 2008 07:23:00 Posted at December 4, 2008 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it like this for you? My cousin and I, we had an aunt and uncle growing up who always gave the worst gifts at Christmas. One year it was a globe. A globe! The next it was a brush. Like a skanky Revlon brush that you buy at the drug store for $2. Super cheese. And, needless to say, SUPER cheap. Except when it came to their own items, obviously. Full Story

Boozy boys’ night

December 4, 2008 07:01:38 Posted at December 4, 2008 07:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling it his “club crawl”…. Full Story

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