Country Bitch finally wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:55:28 April 19, 2010 07:55:28

She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done Country Bitch. Aside from the fact that she kinda blew off Reba McEntire, CB’s acceptance speech wasn’t too grating. Full Story

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Coachella Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:33:17 April 19, 2010 07:33:17

F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they pull it down because they’ve been pulling all the videos down and you really shouldn’t miss it, especially around the 4:20 mark. Full Story

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Take a good look

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 07:12:12 April 19, 2010 07:12:12

What? I know you want to. Why front like you’re not totally checking out her tits. We’re all checking out her tits. Especially after Us Weekly’s report that she had them done, of course we’re examining every ripple and undulation. Until now, she hasn’t given us much of a shot. Full Story

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April 19, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 06:59:30 April 19, 2010 06:59:30

Michael Phelps may not be able to tell us apart, but at least we'll never show our age! Happy 30th birthday, Cher (one week late, but you needed time to adjust). Much love from Friend Chan/Cousin Jen. And Cher – we’re Asian... 30 is NOTHING! It’s 60 that’s scary. Because you know what happens to us then, right? So live it up now. Full Story

Friday, April 16, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Michael Buble, Drake, Justin Bieber, Blue Rodeo, Hedley... all at the Juno Awards from St John’s on Sunday. Don’t forget to watch because you want to win – the official Juno gift bag, the very same one that celebrities and Juno presenters will be receiving, valued at almost $5,000, an exclusive opportunity from LaineyGossip.  Read Full Intro

Tilda is Eva

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 16:09:00 April 16, 2010 16:09:00

We Need To Talk About Kevin is on my 25 Books list. Click here to view. Not sure if you can love a book like Kevin, but it certainly stays with you. And it attacks that notion, that common refrain you hear all the time from women these days: that childbirth and motherhood is transformative. Full Story

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The Brange kids personality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 13:34:30 April 16, 2010 13:34:30

See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain in the ass. This is why the Brange they always leave the Holy Twins on their own while they take out the other four. Full Story

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Lollipops & Milkshakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 13:10:19 April 16, 2010 13:10:19

What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley yesterday with Liam sucking on lollipops. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 12:21:05 April 16, 2010 12:21:05

Kiefer Sutherland’s Drank Dance (Dlisted)

Lilo is going to Coachella. At this point, maybe she does need the Dr Drew method (The Superficial)

The most pathetic attempt to get you to care about an anorexic and the no-name she married (Popeater)

Why do these Twilight people agree to such cheesy photo shoots? (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Betty White make the Roc Sign? (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston really IS that unoriginal (Pop Sugar)

Emmy Rossum sugar-rapes a museum (The Fab Life)

Amanda Seyfried gets affectionate with her dog (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oh Whitney please. Please don’t go back to wack crack (Cele|bitchy)

She is considered one of the most stylish women in the world. Normally. (Go Fug Yourself)

The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 11:02:05 April 16, 2010 11:02:05

Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’s helping her walk. And sit down. Full Story

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Demi’s opening weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 09:45:31 April 16, 2010 09:45:31

Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on the block. Full Story