August 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 06:20:00 August 13, 2009 06:20:00

GOOD LUCK Scary Ellen! Mary Ellen started playing golf only six years ago, won the Women’s Club Championship at Trillium Wood last year, and is trying to win BOTH the Club AND Match-Play Championships in the same season – a feat never before accomplished in the history of the club. MARY ELLEN bested all the men and is now facing off against a college boy – to whom she has to give 7 strokes – today. Full Story

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Finally got around last night to watching the last episode of Entourage guest starring Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg. Love Mark Wahlberg in that setting, running his mouth, disrespecting Drama, trying not to look too short.

As for Brady, Jacek and I were surprised. He wasn’t totally awful. Good timing too. Both onscreen and in print as Brady’s episode happened to air when his Details cover dropped all over the place. Click here to see more photos.

He isn’t particularly insightful for the interview although he does reveal that he and Gisele were set up on a blind date and that he doesn’t give a sh-t when you call him a pussy….but it is interesting how often he is called a pussy. That because he has a gorgeous wife who feeds him food and because he’s seen picking up her dog’s business on the sidewalk, in the mind of the macho man and the sports journalist, this somehow makes QB1 soft, his skills suspect, his decisions in the pocket, his role as team architect on the field called into question.

Fascinating.

The next time your husband/boyfriend or the ignorant blowhard on sports radio tells you that discussing celebrities has no substance and is based on nothing but speculation, throw this bullsh-t back in his face. What do you think they do all day on ESPN?

Read Brady’s full article here.

Wednesday – new posts all day until my late afternoon flight to Toronto. Have officially lost track of how much I’ve travelled this year. And still don’t know if I’ve accumulated enough points for a trip to Poland.

Scroll down for late day articles including JailBait’s heartbreak on Twitter.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Jacek’s Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 16:27:00 August 12, 2009 16:27:00

It’s a slow afternoon in gossip unless you’re into KFed Jr. pushing a stroller or Gary Coleman selling french fries. So I’ll take this time to post my Freebie 5 list along with some recent removals and considerations. 1) Marion Cotillard As some of you may know, this spot was occupied for a long time by Natalie Portman. Full Story

Sudden Lover of Animals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 14:20:00 August 12, 2009 14:20:00

Few things get me going like animals getting hurt so here goes… Michael “I Kill Dogs Cause It’s Hilarious” Vick was in Chicago today speaking at a Humane Society event about the unethical treatment of animals. Full Story

Sticks and Bones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 13:37:00 August 12, 2009 13:37:00

Lainey mentioned that we got caught up on Entourage last night. Half decent but not great. The golf stuff was just not realistic and a little over the top. But there was one HUGE upside to the show in spite of the slightly forced storyline: Ashley (played by Alexis Dziena) wore long sleeved tops and pants the whole show. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 11:51:41 August 12, 2009 11:51:41

Travel day for Lainey so I’m stepping in for Tingles and a couple of posts. It’s been a few weeks since my last post so hopefully I can write some half-inspired stuff. I'll try to avoid posting another Ferrell clip.  Can't guarantee it though. 

Larry is so photogenic.  Can't decide if this is better than the attached of him at a football game a while back (Dlisted)

Michael Douglas is proud I’m sure (PopEater)

Not much hotter than Elle sporting teardrops, nips, and no bra under a thin shirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway needs a bigger helmet (Just Jared)

Is it wrong to hope this jack-off becomes another ATV safety statistic? (The Superficial)

Kruger post asscrack. I prefer asscrack (Pop Sugar)

Former Freebie 5er in Maxim. Nice! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Current Freebie 5er looking less like a number one lately, I’m sad to say (INO)

Sienna putting homewrecking on hold for the moment (Cele|bitchy)

Pine’s alien head looking half-normal in a visor (ASL)

Mischa Barton’s acting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 11:14:43 August 12, 2009 11:14:43

Josh Schwartz has to hire one for every series. Right now in Gossip Girl it’s Blake Lively. Michelle, Duana, and I we live chat complain about her monotone all the time. Schwartz’s original pretty girl sh-t actor of course was Mischa Barton. Like, painful. Remember? Glad face, sad face, mad face, same face. Full Story

LipGloss: Beastly competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 10:55:00 August 12, 2009 10:55:00

Vanessa Hudgens just wrapped on a film called Beastly, a Twitter generation retelling of Beauty & the Beast about the boy who has everything who wrongs a pruney MK Olsen and becomes victim to a curse that can’t break until someone loves him for who he really is… The star of the film is a British actor called Alex Pettyfer. Full Story

Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 09:28:39 August 12, 2009 09:28:39

Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez was already regarded as highly skilled, with the numbers to back it up. Full Story

McGosling glimmer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 08:22:42 August 12, 2009 08:22:42

I thought they were nuts. Then the Twi-Hards came along and redefined crazy. But before Stephenie Meyer ignited the lunatic gene in those losers, the McGoslings did indeed foam all over the internets hoping the real life rowboat would happen. Oh those halcyon days. When Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling rushed across the MTV stage and gave us a kiss to remember forever… It ended eventually and for a while there, especially this past spring, it looked like The Notebook had been burned beyond recognition. Full Story

Punch your girlfriend, then go clubbing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2009 07:44:35 August 12, 2009 07:44:35

Awesome. Chris Brown was photographed last night arriving at Guys & Dolls looking sharp in a tartan waistcoat, clutching his blackberry, eager to get inside and have a good time where he’d presumably be surrounded by ladies at a private table, champagne and vodka freeflowing, working the dance floor trying out new moves. Full Story