Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna?

December 2, 2008 11:07:28 Posted at December 2, 2008 11:07:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so Sienna will have to wait until tonight. Full Story

So they’re not barbies…

December 2, 2008 10:24:00 Posted at December 2, 2008 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this a bad thing? The new cover of Tatler features not generic looking genetic freak models, or photoshopped starlets, but 3 wickedly tarty daughters of rock royalty: Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood, and Peaches Geldof. Love it. Not because of the democratisation of beauty that it represents… f*ck no, who cares? But because English celebutantes are infinitely more interesting than American ones. Full Story

The hollow protestations of the Brange

December 2, 2008 10:00:00 Posted at December 2, 2008 10:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make It Right Full Story

Smutty Tingles

December 2, 2008 09:45:49 Posted at December 2, 2008 09:45:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Admit it. The abs are impressive (Dlisted)

Her shoes are almost as offensive as her man (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo hates Facebook (Just Jared)

What would happen if she actually met Robert Pattinson? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Not even vacation can make her smile (Pop Sugar)

Finally a reason to watch reality tv (INO)

Iker and Rafa sit on balls (Kickette)

Sit DOWN Demi Moore! (Cele|bitchy)

Am I stupid to stand by Winona? (IDLYITW)

Strawberry Scarlett

December 2, 2008 08:57:50 Posted at December 2, 2008 08:57:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson replacing her famous blonde hair with a shade of strawberry today in Madrid at the photocall for her new movie The Spirit. Pretty as hell. Such beautiful skin. And much more conservative now that she’s a wife… Not feeling this jacket. Especially the speckles. They photograph like raindrops. Full Story

No Cadillac in Canada?

December 2, 2008 08:06:41 Posted at December 2, 2008 08:06:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cadillac Records opens in the US on Friday. Cadillac Records is not opening anywhere in Canada. Why? Because there is no distributor. Which means no one wanted to put up the money. Because no one thought it would make any money? Because… it sucks? Not necessarily. It’s actually getting decent reviews. Full Story

Old Bat off her rocker

December 2, 2008 07:34:00 Posted at December 2, 2008 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. Full Story

Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci

December 2, 2008 07:17:40 Posted at December 2, 2008 07:17:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny and the GMD were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, when you can no longer sell a movie… Get your baby daughter to do it for you! As you know, Australia’s box office was decidedly unimpressive over the weekend. Full Story

Knowing Pip…

December 2, 2008 07:08:57 Posted at December 2, 2008 07:08:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on Black Snake Moan. Full Story

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The Brange and the Button in NOLA

December 2, 2008 06:56:49 Posted at December 2, 2008 06:56:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended a very low key screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in New Orleans. Button has been described as a love letter to the city and the film is currently receiving very warm reviews in advance of its December 25th release. As you’d expect the Brange will be hitting the carpet hard in tandem to support its Oscar run. Full Story

December 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 2, 2008 06:53:22 Posted at December 2, 2008 06:53:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Crystal – good luck with Team in Training in support of the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Will definitely check in on your blog and hope you reach your goal to run the Vancouver Marathon! Happy 32nd Birthday Cedric! Thanks for being such a supportive brother! With love from Caroline. Full Story