No Penn for Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 02:45:00 May 18, 2009 02:45:00

Good. There were alarming reports that originated from Star Magazine about them making out, Natalie Portman and Sean Penn and in an uncharacteristic move, Portman has released a statement telling Extra Full Story

Canadians in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 02:17:00 May 18, 2009 02:17:00

Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. Be like Tara Reid and book on points. Full Story

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Brand and Basketball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 01:23:49 May 18, 2009 01:23:49

Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those new to the site: I hate Maroon 5. Full Story

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Young Love & Sushi…and the wrap party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 00:56:57 May 18, 2009 00:56:57

Almost makes me want to be 16 again. Have said it too many times but they keep getting cuter. So. F-cking. Cute. Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner on a sunny Sunday in Vancouver out for sushi and all smiles and affectionate and flirty and are these two gorgeous together or what? It’s like a walking advertisement for beautiful skin. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson: goodbye Vancouver…for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 00:12:05 May 18, 2009 00:12:05

As I reported last week, Friday was Robert Pattinson’s final day on the Vancouver set of New Moon. He’ll resume shooting in Italy soon. Sunday afternoon he was photographed jetting out of Canada en route to Nice, on his way here to Cannes. Fack. I left Vancouver and I STILL can’t get away from Twilight. Full Story

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Good news and bad news.

Bad news – it’s a short column today. Long travel day starting early in the morning.

Good news: am headed to Cannes! Fourth year in a row and one more than the Brange! The Jolie is reportedly (according to People Magazine) joining Brad to promote Inglourious Basterds amid reports they’ve split. Word is she only has two days off from Salt. It’ll be a quick trip then. Pitt Porn is always, always the best in Cannes. If I see it, you will read about it.

Will be tweeting all weekend from the Croisette and the parties – access my Twitter here - and hoping to erase memories of last year, when Mischa Barton broke my arm.

Full report on Monday. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Beezus and Bridget

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 08:18:32 May 15, 2009 08:18:32

Received an email this week from a Bridget Moynihan fansite requesting more Bridget. Here she is on the set of Ramona and Beezus yesterday getting touched up. You’ll hate me for saying but she looks bitchy. Am told she’s super bitchy. This is not Photo Assumption. Also – the adorable Selena Gomez holding a baby, playing big sister. Full Story

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Last day is the Meadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 08:07:57 May 15, 2009 08:07:57

Attached – thanks to fans who waited to see Robert Pattinson after his birthday dinner the other night at Glowbal for sending their photos. As you can see, Kristen Stewart was ripped. Love it. And Ashley Greene left Vancouver yesterday. Here she is at the airport. THAT is a pretty, pretty girl. Full Story

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Terminator Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:44:57 May 15, 2009 07:44:57

Premiere of Terminator Salvation last night: Eric Dane, Christian Bale with wife Sibi, and rising star, also soon to be a member of my Freebie Five – meet Sam Worthington. They say he’s next. They say it is his year. Because after going head to head with Bale in Salvation, Sam will front the highly anticipated Avatar from James Cameron due for a holiday 2009 release. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:34:38 May 15, 2009 07:34:38

Supermodel throwdown! (Dlisted)

Ummmm…is this by Tina Knowles? (Hollywood Tuna)

Can you imagine if these two wrestled naked? (Just Jared)

They’re making another American Pie with KFed but not her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DILF fight: Jason Bateman rivals Hugh Jackman (Pop Sugar)

What? Mr Perfect is a cheater??? (Cele|bitchy)

The perils of being Robert Pattinson (INO)

How a has-been stays relevant (The Superficial)

A wet Vagina Virgin (ASL)

Weekend footie quiver (Kickette)

Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:27:24 May 15, 2009 07:27:24

Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance press and marketing events in support of the film. Full Story

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