Give this man the Pulitzer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 11:34:56 April 6, 2009 11:34:56

He deserves it. You didn’t give a sh*t when it was reported that Mickey Rourke was nailing Bai Ling. But her publicist has taken it upon himself to clear up the rumours, like we’re talking about the Brange. Not only that, he’s written a f-cking masterpiece Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 11:21:19 April 6, 2009 11:21:19

Smashing Pumpkin at the massage parlour (Dlisted)

Lauren Conrad’s cute bandeau (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarjo and Ryan: second honeymoon (Just Jared)

Harlow is walking! (Pop Sugar)

Should Demi be worried? (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Kate Moss: cocaine recipes (INO)

Please Let. This. Happen. (Cele|Bitchy)

Johnny looks less weird here (ICYDK)

More vitamins for his lunchbox (A Socialite's Life)

Viggo = Joaquin? (PopEater)

Street clothes and 6 inches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:55:40 April 6, 2009 08:55:40

After performances out west last week, Beyonce returned home to husband Jay-Z in New York this weekend and the two had lunch together at Pastis on Sunday before heading off to promote his clothing line. B looks so great in street clothes I couldn’t resist. Street clothes and massive, massive heels. Full Story

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I’ll say it for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:40:26 April 6, 2009 08:40:26

The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you were thinking. We are all thinking… Electra Complex comes to Hollywood. Full Story

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Courtside no makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:14:42 April 6, 2009 08:14:42

Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy and flu-stricken and still INFINITELY more attractive that KFed Jr’s paycheque. Full Story

Red dress, grey hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:05:13 April 6, 2009 08:05:13

LOVE Taylor Swift. Love that Taylor Swift won. Hate that Taylor Swift looked like this. Hurts me that she looked like this. Taylor chose red for the carpet. Horrible beauty pageant red. She’s ancient in beauty pageant red. Even her hair is ancient in beauty pageant red. Grey hair! On Taylor Swift! Because of this ugly red dress – she’s too young, she’s too cute, she’s too lively for this poorly chosen red dress! On stage it was short and blue and cowboy boots. Full Story

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Queen of Country changes 10 times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:44:37 April 6, 2009 07:44:37

Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story

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Look at Granny’s ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:11:51 April 6, 2009 07:11:51

She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story

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ACM fussy bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:37:13 April 6, 2009 06:37:13

Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting Full Story

One step closer…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:31:07 April 6, 2009 06:31:07

To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. Full Story