Joan Jett > Bella Swan

December 3, 2008 07:36:54 Posted at December 3, 2008 07:36:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My latest favourite bitch Kristen Stewart has just signed to play the title role in a Joan Jett biopic. LOVE! It’ll be a nice change of pace for Kristen especially since she’s to endure more Bella Swan in the sequel to Twilight which should start shooting within 6 months. Even though Kristen’s Bella is infinitely superior to Stephenie Meyer’s own creation, the character does spend the entire 2nd book New Moon crying and fainting and collapsing on the beach under a cloud of heartbreak. Full Story

Gold Foil Freeze

December 3, 2008 07:13:00 Posted at December 3, 2008 07:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a subtle difference but it’s there – Granny must be taking a break from her surgeon because over in Europe, while promoting the steadily sinking Australia, Gran looks a wee bit softer than she has in a long, long time. Still not natural, oh no, but not like a block of hard marble either. Full Story

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Alba Origami

December 3, 2008 06:58:58 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when the Alba Bitch said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well… It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off her body. Unfortunately she still thinks she can act. Full Story

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Douche to DILF

December 3, 2008 06:45:15 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:45:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he was paid… No matter. Full Story

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Ebola’s Perfect Mate

December 3, 2008 06:32:00 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America this morning –her first American audience, on her birthday, with her boys in the front row, under a top hat, and a body that looked like it was ripped from 2002…did you watch?

Circus needs to grow on me. Still a long way to go, a lot of work ahead, especially choreography, particularly choreography, before the tour …which was officially officially announced. For tour dates click here. Tickets go on sale today!

Are you going? See you there?

Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


From break up to Oscar hopeful?

December 2, 2008 18:20:41 Posted at December 2, 2008 18:20:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Career-wise, for Anne Hathaway, it couldn’t get any better. Rachel Getting Married, the film that has announced her arrival as a serious acting contender, was nominated today for 6 Independent Spirit Awards, tied for most this year with Frozen River and Ballast. Needless to say, Anne received a nod for Best Actress and by all accounts, has a very, very, very good chance at securing a nomination at the Oscars as well, joining her movie Devil Meryl Streep whose turn in Doubt is said to be, as usual, outstanding. Full Story

She speaks her own language

December 2, 2008 17:47:00 Posted at December 2, 2008 17:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t live in our world, they don’t live by our rules. Full Story

KFed speaks!

December 2, 2008 16:38:17 Posted at December 2, 2008 16:38:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out the alert bar on the website today…Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin has something to say? Is it a response to Britney’s For the Record? She kept referring to him “leaving her”, being preoccupied with his own career… perhaps KFed has his own song to sing. Full Story

The Snowflake Ball

December 2, 2008 14:04:00 Posted at December 2, 2008 14:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night’s Gossip Girl… not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. Once again we were treated to a gluttonous display of Serena’s breasts. Once again, Blair and Chuck proved we could easily watch an entire season about them ONLY and the world would be a better place. Full Story