The International Singer-Songwriter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:48:33 April 2, 2009 08:48:33

It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was sleeping with. Full Story

Oh hi you sexy bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:38:00 April 2, 2009 08:38:00

It’s been a while… Tom Ford at the Valentino screening last night in LA. He’s been in LA because he’s working on A Single Man starring Colin Firth as a gay professor coping with the death of his lover. Ford is producing the feature that also includes Julianne Moore and Matthew Goode. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: ROYALE Reno-Cation Week 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:27:19 April 2, 2009 08:27:19

Fresh from rehab, straight to holiday! Nice reward. Especially when there's no day job. What is her day job? Well, the Osbournes have just kicked off a new reality/variety show. That counts? It's the constant scrutiny that must have contributed to it – messing up their kids, sending them in and out of recovery. Full Story

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When JLo met Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:01:00 April 2, 2009 08:01:00

This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds about right. So Topshop opened in New York last night attracting Jennifer and Marc to the party as Kate, wearing clothes presumably from her own collection, was on hand to help promote the store. Full Story

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With the Emperor in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 07:17:10 April 2, 2009 07:17:10

A few weeks ago, my Gwyneth supported her bestie Valentino in New York at the screening of his film The Last Emperor. Last night it premiered in LA. Of course G stood next to her friend, towering over him in those strappy Loubs – LOVE them so much – with a grey short dress and this season’s big shoulders showing off those legs. Full Story

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April 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 06:59:56 April 2, 2009 06:59:56

To Karen – happy belated 38th Birthday! Will not crush your fantasies re: Jason Bateman. He’s lovely. But will give you sh-t about Zac Efron… really??? This year, please fix that. Promise?  Full Story

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I have good feelings about April 1st. My parents married on April 1st. My husband was born on April 1st. April 1st is totally a fried rice day. Except tonight we’re going for Italian.

Here’s my gift to you this April 1st. Hate Mail. It’s your favourite. In response to my exclusive report yesterday re: Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed:

YOU ARE A LIAR!!!!!!!!! Rob would never be with Nikki because he wants to be with KRISTEN!!!! You probably like her because she’s dirty like you. Lol!!!! But WE deserve a better Rosalie. Why do you keep messing around? You know nothing you’re just a stupid gossip making up stories so if you don’t have anything nice to say, just stop saying it. We can go without all your Twilight news. We can get it somewhere else! From Rob’s Girl


Amazing, right?

Wednesday, new posts all day, and an April 1st Johnny for your viewing pleasure.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Have been off Twitter since Sunday night now that Toronto Fashion Week and the Junos are over. Can’t decide if I should keep going? It’s so easy…

Can you help decide? Check the poll.

PS.  Late posts yesterday.  Scroll down if you missed them.

Beyonce: off plane, on stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 16:58:25 April 1, 2009 16:58:25

Beyonce arrived yesterday in Vancouver prior to her show at GM place. Flying private with a wardrobe to match. And then there were the costumes. Several of them. Including a wedding dress with veil and what looks like piping all over the hem and also some kind of space suit with a lotus guarding her crotch. Full Story

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The Situation needs it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 14:34:22 April 1, 2009 14:34:22

A clip from T.I. sharing a dinner date with his Situation during which she discusses what it’ll be like when he goes to jail. The Situation is not shy about letting him know, in front of cameras, that he’ll need to be extremely attentive to her in the days leading up to his incarceration so that his loving will last and linger while he’s away. Full Story

Rob in an elevator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 13:40:13 April 1, 2009 13:40:13

A tenacious fan in Vancouver spotted Robert Pattinson recently. Her efforts paid off. Two blocks later she found herself in an elevator with him and asked for a photo. He shook her hand but didn’t say anything else. As you can see, he’s wearing his uniform. And looks sleepy. Late nights, I guess. Full Story

Jo and Mrs O

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 12:52:01 April 1, 2009 12:52:01

G20 Summit – many demonstrations, major controversy, this is not the place. Let’s stick with something less contentious. There should be no debate about this one. A power women dinner or something this week at 10 Downing Street. Michelle Obama is the guest of honour. Seated beside her… Our Jo. Full Story