Shake it, baby, shake it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 12:31:00 May 11, 2009 12:31:00

Hot Harry on a Horse this weekend at a polo match with his brother. For some reason while they were stretching, Hot Harry, the eternal f-ck up, decided to get his groove on. What do you think of his moves? Kinda like Porny Simpson? Side by side…it’s almost the same! These boys look great in white pants. Full Story

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Fence sitting Brooke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 12:10:00 May 11, 2009 12:10:00

Last week, after Kiefer Sutherland decided to smash his head up against another dude’s face causing injury – in defence of Brooke Shields – a statement was released on her behalf that effectively sold him out. At the time, she supposedly announced via her publicists that she’d no idea why Kiefer would have reacted that way and that Jack McCollough, the victim of the headbutt, did nothing wrong. Full Story

Kingston goes on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 11:53:51 May 11, 2009 11:53:51

Kingston Rossdale is so badass, I love him. And he can totally rock a beater tank. Here’s Kingston with No Doubt at LAX yesterday heading off just days before the kick off of their new tour. They’ll be here in Vegas on Saturday at Mandalay Bay…looks like there’s a new King on the strip. Full Story

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Punk Ass like Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:22:38 May 11, 2009 10:22:38

A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril who normally walks around posing like she’s hardcore. Full Story

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Style > Sight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:09:31 May 11, 2009 10:09:31

It’s Vanessa Hudgens at the Diesel men’s fragrance launch the other night in LA. Still have no idea what we’re supposed to do with her. Now also have no idea how she sees. Am old. Don’t understand the kids these days. Have a look at Vanessa’s thick fringe covering her eyes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:02:12 May 11, 2009 10:02:12

Victoria and David Beckham are outlasting everyone (Dlisted)

Blair Waldorf bikini body! (Just Jared)

Reese’s naughty bruise in her sexy spot. Am impressed. Didn’t think she and Jakey had it in them (Pop Sugar)

Who leaked Rihanna’s nudes? (The Superficial)

Meadow has a great ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Activia turns your hair pink (INO)

Should Kate Winslet just let this go? (Cele|bitchy)

Is he the Gimp? (ICYDK)

A lighter Fox eats boys (ASL)

Teens and moms!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:53:29 May 11, 2009 09:53:29

I was late calling my mother yesterday. Occasion phone calls must happen before noon wherever she is. But time, time in a casino doesn’t the work the same way. I never know the time here. So I phoned her past noon and I knew it would be trouble. She would find a way to profit, of course she would. Full Story

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Porny’s Shamu Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:17:10 May 11, 2009 09:17:10

I reported a couple of weeks ago that Porny was scheduled to perform at SeaWorld in Texas. Saturday night she was there, mouth open wide wide, legs splayed on super high wedges in low classy amazingness, generously entertaining us as always. Always. When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at her. Full Story

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They don’t have to be in their 20s...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 09:08:17 May 11, 2009 09:08:17

To be sexy. Hell no. Two examples: Connie Britton at the White House Correspondents’ dinner and forever Annette Bening at the Noches de Ninos Gala on Saturday night. Tami Taylor, per usual, brought the ladies. It’s one of the cornerstones of Friday Night Lights – Mrs Taylor’s tight tops. Full Story

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Not the best idea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:45:32 May 11, 2009 08:45:32

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Donatella Versace attended the White House Correspondents’ dinner together both matching orange. I’m telling you: he’s getting uglier. Turns my stomach the manicured facial hair and the way his lips are the same colour as the rest of his face. Gross. Considering their past fondness for the hard blow, putting them together could be disastrous. Full Story

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My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:31:21 May 11, 2009 08:31:21

Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Full Story

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