Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Just want to make sure you’ve seen these – photos of Chris Brown living it up the day he was sentenced for beating his girl. Chris and his friends were at Guys & Dolls. He danced, he sang, it was an impromptu performance in honour of Michael Jackson and the LA crowd CHEERED HIM ON. Click here for the pictures.

It’s wonderful that Brown is getting over his depression with so much support, non?

Did you see Anne Heche on Letterman last night?

Amazing.

She’s loopy enough on an ordinary day, but last night she combined her crazy with her bitch while discussing her ex husband and this is the smut that satisfies – if only they’d all trash their exes like Anne does on national television. She could not stop. Dave had to stop her. It became too uncomfortable even for him. And as the discussion progressed she found new ways of bringing up how lazy the father of her first child is, how all he does is sit around and collect her alimony cheque, how marriage sucks every shred of happiness out of your life.

If you have 10 minutes today and feel like observing the unbalanced, go for it with Anne.

Thursday – Sandra, Coop, Degrassi, Twilight, and more. New articles all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Patio party tonight at Kiss & Makeup! Cocktails and cupcakes, 7pm. Think I'll wear my harem pants.

Shocking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 18:27:42 August 27, 2009 18:27:42

It’s Chicken Fried Britney, bitch. In NYC with her boys to see Shrek. Don’t ask me which boy because I already told you, I can’t tell them apart. But this is not important. What’s important is… The hair. The hair looks clean and properly styled. Sort of. Nothing found on a horse’s ass. Full Story

Pregnant like Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 14:54:02 August 27, 2009 14:54:02

Nicole Richie designed maternity clothes for A Pea InThe Pod and posed for some ads. Gorgeous, non? I keep saying it: I would wear my hair like this too, with a fringe, if feng shui approved. Keep asking my mother, she keeps saying it’s impossible. Very bad luck, f-ck. Nicole has not been seen with Ebola in…forever. Full Story

Softball with Larry King

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 12:32:00 August 27, 2009 12:32:00

As expected, CNN has confirmed that Larry King sat down with Chris Brown for an interview that will air on September 2nd. E! reports that “it was a no-holds-barred chat during which Brown answered every question put to him. Full Story

Black out Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 11:38:29 August 27, 2009 11:38:29

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 11:12:49 August 27, 2009 11:12:49

Please. STOP. THIS. F-CKERY (DListed)

Cute body, cute baby, cute bikini (The Superficial)

When Shia got dumped (Just Jared)

Christina Ricci: amazing toned legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson: leather jacket, Batman, and he closed his mouth (Pop Sugar)

Will this happen to Granny Freeze? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gwen Stefani’s backstage boys (INO)

GOOPy vs Martha!?!? (Cele|bitchy)

Anna Kournikova eats as often as she wins tennis tournaments (Popoholic)

The Queen goes both ways (PopEater)

Liz, Jack, and Snoopy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 10:01:27 August 27, 2009 10:01:27

Now here’s a woman who hasn’t invited Ebola Hilton onto her show for a guest appearance. Tina Fey once called Ebola a “piece of sh-t”. Tina is everything to be admired and respected in a woman in entertainment. If Tina Fey publicly called that disease a piece of sh-t, it IS a piece of sh-t. Full Story

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Primary cast at work, supporting cast arrives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 09:11:45 August 27, 2009 09:11:45

Photos of Twilight Eclipse cast in Vancouver: Jack Huston arrived yesterday. Smarmy looking dude. I guess that’s the point? Huston is playing Royce King. If memory serves he was the rich dude who raped Rosalie… ? And Justin Chon was spotted out and about Vancouver, much better with shorter hair. Full Story

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Degrassi red carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 08:00:58 August 27, 2009 08:00:58

Degrassi Goes Hollywood, the show’s first movie, broke records at The N a couple of weeks ago in America as the most–watched, highest-rated telecast ever for the network. Canadian shows have been kicking ass lately with the major players. And both Degrassi and Flashpoint received Gemini Award nominations this week. Full Story

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Kings of Leon: LAX

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 07:34:29 August 27, 2009 07:34:29

Photographed leaving Los Angeles yesterday – Caleb, Nathan, Jared, Matthew, also known as Kings of Leon. This is the summer they became mainstream and very popular. Now everyone is a KoL expert, everyone knows enough to claim that Because of the Times is better than Only By The Night, Sex On Fire is the new cougar anthem, and the MiniVan Majority can’t wait to play it after the kids go to bed. Full Story

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Sandy & Coop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 07:21:00 August 27, 2009 07:21:00

Love Sandra Bullock so much. Did not love her last night in LA for the premiere of All About Steve. She looked much better while promoting The Proposal. Hate the dress – way too busy – and she seems to hate it too. When a woman doesn’t like her outfit, it shows. Strangely enough the way she appeared on the carpet appears to mirror the way she appears in the movies. Full Story

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