Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only smitten with ARod, she’s also turning into a sap. Full Story
MUUUUUCH better! Remember when Meg Ryan f-cked up her face? And her lips? She’s chilled out on the mangling recently, perhaps seeing the horror that’s become Nicole Kidman. Meg was in Berlin yesterday to promote The Women which tanked big sh-t at the US box office after dismal reviews. So now she’s trying to salvage the film on the European market although chances of that happening are rather remote, considering what’s coming in the following weeks. Full Story
Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break my cougar granny heart in 15 years. Full Story
If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet so amazing it’s like Airplane: every time you watch it, there’s something else to laugh at. Full Story
They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three of their children – check out David carrying his two younger boys out at the end of the night, Isabella and Connor were there too, and of course a very tired Little Sci. Full Story
There is actually something to be thankful for today re: the UGH that is known as Twilight. Because the very, very best thing about Twilight is what it’s doing to Zac Efron. Who? Exactly. Ignore the fact that Twilight’s success is making the insufferable Stephenie Meyer so smug. Just picture LipGloss stomping his feet around his bedroom, open hand slapping his own doll, while ripping the new cover of Entertainment Weekly to shreds. Full Story
Happy 22nd Birthday Gunpreet! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead. And an acceptance letter too! To Tina W celebrating 30 today in Vegas – Happy Birthday! Put a few dollars on a hard eight for me on the craps table! And lucky you for having a husband who’ll take you there to mark your milestone! And for Amina in London – sending you a long distance Happy Birthday and hoping to see you again in 2009. Full Story
It’s tabloid Wednesday! What have they concocted this week?
In Touch’s make-a-story features a new round of Brange bullsh-t, an “exclusive” on yet another Angelina Jolie pregnancy. Even before the magazine hit newsstands yesterday, Jolie’s people quickly denied it to Us Weekly. I’m more interested in the part on the cover about Robert Pattinson’s imminent “breakdown”. More on that later.
Over at OK!, they’ve decided to go the sweetheart route putting Reese Witherspoon on the cover and shoving Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson’s baby news to the side. But note…
How did they spell ASHLEE?
Wednesday – fresh articles all day. Check back often and catch up too on late posts yesterday you may have missed.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations Sara R from Beeton, ON, winner of the Gemini Swag Giveaway!
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking she’s totally natural, obviously not. Full Story
Kristen Stewart was caught the other day smoking out of a suspicious looking pipe with her boyfriend a few days ago. Robert Pattinson has been celebrating Twilight’s box office domination on the LA party scene, hanging out at the Marmont on Monday and last night heading to the Standard after dinner. Full Story
I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I have perfected the Beyonce backwards wiggle and reveal. Full Story