Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy and flu-stricken and still INFINITELY more attractive that KFed Jr’s paycheque. Full Story
LOVE Taylor Swift. Love that Taylor Swift won. Hate that Taylor Swift looked like this. Hurts me that she looked like this. Taylor chose red for the carpet. Horrible beauty pageant red. She’s ancient in beauty pageant red. Even her hair is ancient in beauty pageant red. Grey hair! On Taylor Swift! Because of this ugly red dress – she’s too young, she’s too cute, she’s too lively for this poorly chosen red dress! On stage it was short and blue and cowboy boots. Full Story
Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story
She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story
Happy Birthday Cathy Mc! Thank you SO much for so many recruits including your friend Irene! For Amanda K @ LL - RP is sorry he couldn't support you in your artistic endeavours last weekend, but he is sending a smutty shout out to make up for it. If only the play would at 'sundry times publickely [sic] acted. Full Story
Nothing to add on the Madonna adoption situation except to say that the whole process this week and the circus surrounding the story, all of it seems decidedly sad smuttish. Makes me uncomfortable.
Would you mind if we gossiped about something else? Especially on a day when there is so much else to gossip about?
More amazingness from Karl to celebrate Friday. New articles all day.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Banned Band is not about Kings of Leon. What!?!? Kings of Leon is listenable!
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Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. So anyway, the magazine poses fashion questions and Karl writes his replies. Full Story
There was Guiding Light. For many of them… Including Oscar winners Christopher Walken and Mira Sorvino, nominee Ruby Dee, Calista Flockhart, Hayden Panettiere, and also Kevin Bacon in a rather hot kinda homoerotic scene, all of them at the beginning of their careers made appearances on Guiding Light. Full Story
Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story