They all try to act and sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 15:58:00 February 15, 2010 15:58:00

Why do they all have to do both? Country Bitch can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s the Country Bitch in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her best Country BitchFace. Full Story

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Oscar Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 12:50:51 February 15, 2010 12:50:51

Victoria Beckham showed her 4th collection yesterday at a private gathering, eschewing a major runway presentation for a smaller, intimate gathering for fashion insiders and buyers. The reviews have been largely positive. It would appear that Victoria Beckham Roland Mouret has a knack for design. Or she’s hired someone who does. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 11:39:28 February 15, 2010 11:39:28

More, more, why aren’t more bodies like this gracing magazine covers? (Dlisted)

Someone tweeted at me the other day after seeing me run the Torch that I actually do like like Tila Tequila (The Superficial)

Kevin Federline Junior (aka Tori Spelling’s husband) should TOTALLY play him in a movie of the week (Popeater)

Ebola contaminates Carnival. And stay the f-ck away from Vancouver (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss takes his vaginal patch Down Under (Just Jared)

Ryan Gosling’s new skinny blonde (Pop Sugar)

Why Leonardo DiCaprio travels with his mom (INO)

Filthy Scab wears a giant bandeau (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Am struggling with why we give Dakota Fanning a pass and not Taylor Momsen (ASL)

Lolita Panettiere did up her tits? (Cele|bitchy)

Cory comes home for the Olympics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 11:11:50 February 15, 2010 11:11:50

Cory Monteith had the weekend off from Glee. And he was desperate to make it home to Vancouver for the Opening Ceremony. Apparently there were no flights left. So he had to connect in the middle of the night to scramble back in time. And made it. And he was invited to the HBC Celebrity Gift Lounge to pick up some Canada gear. Full Story

Straight hair Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 10:56:44 February 15, 2010 10:56:44

At first I thought this was a weave. And I was sad that my Marion would get extensions put in. Then I searched more recent photos and realised her hair has been styled curly for the better part of 3 months. So when straightened, of course it would be longer. Relief. Marion Cotillard is still real. And so f-cking gorgeous. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson Details

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 10:39:58 February 15, 2010 10:39:58

Note: last photo NSFW. Twi-Hards have been emailing all weekend requesting an analysis of Robert Pattinson’s Details spread and interview. The article was written by Jenny Lumet. You’d know her from Rachel Getting Married. It was her screenplay. So there’s a neurotic actor, and a neurotic writer, and they get together, and it results in passages like this. Full Story

Front Row TryHards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 07:55:00 February 15, 2010 07:55:00

It’s Fashion Week. And at the Calvin Klein show yesterday, four douches tryharded in the front row, creating a collective air of desperation that blanketed the clothes. Let’s start from right to left. It’s Jared Leto, big ass poseur hair, pretending people still want to make movies with him. Full Story

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Pene’s white amazingness with Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 07:38:25 February 15, 2010 07:38:25

It’s Penelope Cruz wearing a perfect strapless dress with a unique line and a beautiful back zipper, regal and dramatic at the Goya Awards in Spain last night. Is this a sign of how she’ll bring it to the Oscars? Because it’s good. Because she’s been recycling one look for a while. Full Story

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5 Factor Journal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 07:29:11 February 15, 2010 07:29:11

I attended a meeting before the start of the Olympics and the speaker noted that the stars really do have to be extraordinarily aligned to work an Olympics in your home country. The experience has been indescribably exciting, exhilarating, and yes exhausting too. We’re only on Day 4. I report to work on Olympic Morning at 2:30am every day and I’m released at 8:00am. Full Story

February 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 07:13:40 February 15, 2010 07:13:40

Happy belated Birthday Lauren! With love from your best friend Joy. To Lisa – Happy 28th Birthday from Lori after mooning beachgoers at your sister’s wedding in Australia... what!?! The photo is beautiful. And what a wonderful sister you are for sacrificing like that. Here’s Mark Ruffalo at the photo call for Shutter Island in Berlin this weekend. Full Story

Friday, February 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

My mother, the Squawking Chicken will be on TV today. This morning 11am ET/8am PT across Canada. CTV has live Olympic coverage all day leading up to the Opening Ceremony of the 2010 Winter Games and it kicks off with a Torch special profiling the faces behind the Torch relay.  Read Full Intro