November 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 27, 2008 06:55:51 Posted at November 27, 2008 06:55:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 22nd Birthday Gunpreet! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead. And an acceptance letter too! To Tina W celebrating 30 today in Vegas – Happy Birthday! Put a few dollars on a hard eight for me on the craps table! And lucky you for having a husband who’ll take you there to mark your milestone! And for Amina in London – sending you a long distance Happy Birthday and hoping to see you again in 2009. Full Story

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s tabloid Wednesday! What have they concocted this week?

In Touch’s make-a-story features a new round of Brange bullsh-t, an “exclusive” on yet another Angelina Jolie pregnancy. Even before the magazine hit newsstands yesterday, Jolie’s people quickly denied it to Us Weekly. I’m more interested in the part on the cover about Robert Pattinson’s imminent “breakdown”. More on that later.

Over at OK!, they’ve decided to go the sweetheart route putting Reese Witherspoon on the cover and shoving Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson’s baby news to the side. But note…

How did they spell ASHLEE?

Oh tabloids…

Wednesday – fresh articles all day. Check back often and catch up too on late posts yesterday you may have missed.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Congratulations Sara R from Beeton, ON, winner of the Gemini Swag Giveaway!

Flawless not frozen?

November 26, 2008 16:35:16 Posted at November 26, 2008 16:35:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking she’s totally natural, obviously not. Full Story

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Avoiding The Toe

November 26, 2008 12:15:26 Posted at November 26, 2008 12:15:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I have perfected the Beyonce backwards wiggle and reveal. Full Story

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Breaking! They`re still friends!

November 26, 2008 11:59:47 Posted at November 26, 2008 11:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams are in New York and they were photographed this afternoon leaving with the GMD apparently en route to see Katie perform. So they’re still friends after all. And Tom Cruise is promoting Valkyrie. So he’s calling in the favours, lining them up one by one. First the Beckhams (and Victoria owes them for Armani) and no doubt the Smiths will come round too. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 26, 2008 11:48:24 Posted at November 26, 2008 11:48:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Original Amy and Blake (Dlisted)

Shocking. Even Claudia can age (Hollywood Tuna)

What Michael Phelps is buying his mom (Just Jared)

Kanye on the verge? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jen joins Douchebag for Thanksgiving! (Pop Sugar)

Two losers fake a wedding (INO)

If you need to know the colour of his junk … (Holy Moly)

At least he admitted it. Because Becks certainly didn’t (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Crash Diet (IDLYITW)

You Are Douche

November 26, 2008 10:15:43 Posted at November 26, 2008 10:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

He doesn`t like to take his shirt off

November 26, 2008 08:41:49 Posted at November 26, 2008 08:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Why not? Taylor Kitsch believe it or not doesn’t want to be the object of your sexual fantasy. At least he doesn’t want your sexual fantasy to stand in the way of artistic integrity. Which is why he’s not a fan of the gratuitous topless shots of him on Friday Night Lights. But I am! And you are too! Are you ready? For Friday Night fever? It’s coming. Full Story

He raps?

November 26, 2008 07:48:27 Posted at November 26, 2008 07:48:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Joaquin Phoenix said he was retiring from acting to focus on music. We all made the assumption that he would slowly fade away based on his reclusive personality and his handwriting a few weeks ago: BYE GOOD. Happily this does not seem to be the case. Even the ones who shun the spotlight can’t help their addiction to the spotlight…see? How else can you explain this? Turns out Joaquin is shooting a doc with close friend Casey Affleck chronicling his journey from actor to musician. Full Story

Circus preview

November 26, 2008 07:31:29 Posted at November 26, 2008 07:31:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A 30 second clip of the Circus video has been posted on See video below. She still seems kinda spacy, lacking an intensity that defined her earlier work but word is there is more polish behind the dances moves. More than Womaniser at least when she seemed half a beat off. Needless to say, she’ll be working on that hardcore in the next few months. Full Story