April 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:25:17 April 6, 2009 06:25:17

Happy Birthday Cathy Mc! Thank you SO much for so many recruits including your friend Irene! For Amanda K @ LL - RP is sorry he couldn't support you in your artistic endeavours last weekend, but he is sending a smutty shout out to make up for it. If only the play would at 'sundry times publickely [sic] acted. Full Story

Friday, April 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Nothing to add on the Madonna adoption situation except to say that the whole process this week and the circus surrounding the story, all of it seems decidedly sad smuttish. Makes me uncomfortable.

Would you mind if we gossiped about something else? Especially on a day when there is so much else to gossip about?


More amazingness from Karl to celebrate Friday. New articles all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Banned Band is not about Kings of Leon. What!?!? Kings of Leon is listenable!

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Ask Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 14:00:00 April 3, 2009 14:00:00

Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. So anyway, the magazine poses fashion questions and Karl writes his replies. Full Story

At the beginning…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 13:48:00 April 3, 2009 13:48:00

There was Guiding Light. For many of them… Including Oscar winners Christopher Walken and Mira Sorvino, nominee Ruby Dee, Calista Flockhart, Hayden Panettiere, and also Kevin Bacon in a rather hot kinda homoerotic scene, all of them at the beginning of their careers made appearances on Guiding Light. Full Story

Saving it up for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 12:48:21 April 3, 2009 12:48:21

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 11:54:00 April 3, 2009 11:54:00

This or Pilot Inspektor? (Dlisted)

Is it naïve to believe she’s had no work done? (Hollywood Tuna)

Getting hugged by random men (Just Jared)

Sun shining on Johnny Depp (Pop Sugar)

Stripper Spice (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Um. Her Pants. Discuss. (INO)

Reese supports Joaquin, loves fried chicken (Cele|bitchy)

Where’s Porny? In a bikini! (A Socialite’s Life)

Spencer Pratt’s scripted scrap (PopEater)

Footballer bitchface (Kickette)

Jacob and Laurent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 09:36:43 April 3, 2009 09:36:43

Yesterday in Vancouver, Taylor Lautner and Gathegi from Twilight/New Moon walking down the street – they had dinner together, both were filming this week. I like the look of Taylor in his hoodie and leather jacket. Taylor’s been super busy so far. Shooting almost every day. And training, both on his body and on a bike. Full Story

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The scariest carpet in the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 09:05:14 April 3, 2009 09:05:14

This was not the premiere for a horror flick. But the fright is so much worse. Seen on the carpet last night at the Hannah Montana movie – just a few of the twats of Disney future: Madeline Carroll 13Anna Maria Perez de Taglé 18Debby Ryan 15Bella Thorne 11 Are they too young? Am I too mean? Bad Lainey being cruel to the children? Please. Full Story

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They go shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 08:36:09 April 3, 2009 08:36:09

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski shopping together on Robertson yesterday. Adorable, right? Even better – they split up for their own stores. She hit Lisa Kline, he was in John Varvatos, then they met up again to go home. Emily can currently be seen in Sunshine Cleaning (limited release) and in the UK in The Young Victoria which has received solid reviews but still – f*CK! – the film has not confirmed a North American release date. Full Story

Where was your father last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:57:31 April 3, 2009 07:57:31

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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Where was your mother last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:45:09 April 3, 2009 07:45:09

My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and no mahjong means she’s bored. Full Story

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