Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA Galaxy to decide whether or not to allow this. Full Story
In New York last night at the premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, oh lawd. Also popped in for a quick visit with Letterman. But Isla Fisher seemed to be missing her sparkle. Ready to play our favourite game? Photo Assumption! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos, zero hard facts, zero source information… And to me she looks embarrassed. Full Story
The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than ever. Younger and younger every day. Full Story
This if for Joy – I know it’s a sucky time. Hopefully the gossip makes up for it just a little. And always remember the gift that keeps on giving. Hang on to this, hang on to Porny…she’ll pull you through the darkness. Full Story
It’s Thursday. GOOP Day! To celebrate GOOP Day, the NY Post has published a scathing article about why everyone loves to hate her. Click here to read.
As for this week’s missive – we’ve been looking forward to it all week – it’s time for Gwyneth to tell you how you’ve failed as a parent. Ready? I tried to read the newsletter and I fell asleep (it’s the subject matter, you know?). More on that later.
Another day, another generational bitch fight. The gossip gods are smiling on us, showering us with good smut, no? Also gifting us with the possibility of a dream romance: Ryan Gosling…and? See below.
Grammy fever is building. Only three more sleeps before Thom Yorke takes the stage. And T.I. and Justin Timberlake! He’s an arrogant douche but that performance will be sick.
Yours in gossip,
Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It was a dramatic, volatile relationship. Full Story
Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? It’s totally not Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. Full Story
Did you know she’s been nominated for one? This, in part, is why she’ll be there on Sunday. And also to present. G is up for Best Spoken Word Album For Children (Brown Bear And Friends). Of course she is. Of course it’s a children’s book! GOOP is the best mother ever! She’s so great at mothering, she’s now in a position to tell YOU how to mother! Yes, the latest GOOP newsletter focuses on parenting. Full Story
Tonight! 30 Rock! Jon Hamm’s first episode in his guest-starring turn as Liz Lemon’s love interest – can you stand it? Jon was great on SNL. Judging from the previews, he’ll be great tonight too. Jon and Tina Fey! Yay! Here he is in New York, cold but hot and hammy signing autographs for fans, looking maybe a little hungover but still unspoiled from his newfound success. Full Story
Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Full Story
Bitches fighting everywhere! (Dlisted)
Salma Hayek who? (Hollywood Tuna)
Porny: clean face, great jacket, cute hat…much better (Just Jared)
Will Orly be jealous? (Popoholic)
Gwen’s kids have the cutest clothes (Pop Sugar)
On her, it works (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Please! Like she’d ever leave LA! (INO)
Did Michael Phelps have a migraine? (Cele|bitchy)
Who’s fighting Heidi and Spencer for D List supremacy? (The Blemish)
Junkie becomes a professor (Holy Moly)