Just like Big & Little

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:23:29 April 24, 2009 06:23:29

Edie, I mean. Did you watch Grey Gardens last week? And you watched the original first, right? As expected, HBO’s Grey Gardens is predicted to contend at the Emmys and then the Golden Globes for awards season and word is there was some behind the scenes posturing regarding nominations and categories pitting Jessica Lange against Drew Barrymore, mother against daughter, like art imitates life. Full Story

April 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 06:18:27 April 24, 2009 06:18:27

Happy 22nd Birthday Danielle B! Wishing you a wonderful weekend. And Alexandra can’t wait for your party! Congratulations Deirdre W and Kevin on your engagement! Michelle B says you two are disgusting in your suitability! Happy Birthday Danielle in Calgary! A toast to no site blocks at the oil & gas! Full Story

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Chinese Squawking Chicken is insisting on stopping by work today. I asked her why and she said: Because I am your mother. It’s her favourite answer. Like it’s the universal reason for all things. So my mom’s coming to the studio, with a thermos full of Chinese soup, and some papayas, and I’m supposed to be an adult.

Perhaps I can show her some hate mail. Turns out she’s getting some too:

At first I couldn’t understand how someone could spew such hate and lies, failing to understand how Bella and Edward’s love didn’t move you the way it has moved millions around the world. Then read more of your site and I understand now and simply feel sorry for you. Someone who says the kind of things about your own mother couldn’t open her dead heart. You were raised to be a bitch. Kudos to your “chicken”! Gina in Tallahassee


Am blogging from Toronto all day. Must wear heels for eTalk and my favourite new dress from Sweet Chemise. Refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Taylor, Selena, and mom!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 19:06:55 April 23, 2009 19:06:55

And it gets even cuter. As I reported exclusively earlier today, Selena Gomez is in Vancouver shooting a movie called Ramona and Beezus. Duana is freaking out about this, as are many of you, because you loved reading these books as children. Duana is also seriously concerned that I never did. Chinese family, no exposure to it, and at that age, they were too busy making sure I’d be fully entrenched in our culture so that I’d never lose it as an adult. Full Story

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Tina’s new movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 15:46:00 April 23, 2009 15:46:00

Every girl’s best friend Tina Fey in LA today on the set of her new move Date Night. As previously reported, Date Night stars Tina with Steve Carell and Leighton Meester and Mark Wahlberg and James Franco about a couple trying to enjoy a night on the town when it all goes to sh-ts, Can’t wait. Full Story

Harry, Hannibal, and the GMD toast Empire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 14:07:14 April 23, 2009 14:07:14

It’s Empire Magazine’s 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the magazine’s 20th Anniversary Edition has been guest-edited by Steven Spielberg with exclusive interviews and including an amazing photo shoot inspired by – what else? – the movies! Attached: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson from Harry Potter. Full Story

Exclusive! Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 13:01:00 April 23, 2009 13:01:00

Couple made in Tween Heaven! Both 16 and both in Vancouver – Selena Gomez arrived in town last week to begin work on a new movie called Ramona and Beezus. My sources tell me exclusively that she and Taylor Lautner, of Twilight of course, have had dinner 3 times now, and that he’s been visiting her onset at her lunch hour when he’s not shooting. Full Story

Next week’s cover photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 11:56:35 April 23, 2009 11:56:35

It’s Angelina Jolie today in NYC on the set of Salt. The dress is long and flowy which totally means next week the bottom feeding rags will be announcing her pregnancy: Angie gets pregnant to trap Brad into not leaving! The economy is in the sh-ts. Only scandal and splits sell at the newsstand. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 11:22:29 April 23, 2009 11:22:29

Is she related to Dina Lohan? (Dlisted)

Like the outfit, not the airhead (Hollywood Tuna)

Like the outfit, and the star! (Just Jared)

Who said they were hot??? (Pop Sugar)

She goes back to basics (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Several more reasons to love Hugh Jackman (INO)

Is trash really this fertile? (Cele|bitchy)

Eva > Alba (Popoholic)

Newsflash! Jennifer Aniston is clingy! (Holy Moly)

John Mayer is like George Clooney (The Blemish)

How long before they break up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 10:28:39 April 23, 2009 10:28:39

If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story

Pippy explains the PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 09:14:21 April 23, 2009 09:14:21

Pippy was on soft Kimmel last night continuing to promote his show and his tequila and whatever. Also something about climbing Kilimanjaro. Pip’s doing it for charity. And for that he should be applauded. But then he’ll take all the credit and feed it to his ego. For that he should not be applauded. Full Story