Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side … and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated? This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it. Full Story
Happy Birthday Mark A – a dear and caring friend and a very accomplished feng shui consultant too! Richie couldn’t have made it through the year without you. Sending you a very haggy hug and kiss. To Jess and Fran from Regina – Happy Birthday from Jen! What?!? We totally should have hooked up in Regina! Full Story
Have you seen A Colbert Christmas yet? If not, you must. Only Colbert could make Toby Keith funny. The kind of funny that stays with you for days. So you’ll be in an elevator and remember something about the show, like Jon Stewart hitting the high notes, and you’ll start giggling to yourself as your neighbours slowly inch away from you the crazy person giggling to yourself in the elevator. That funny.
Colbert makes up for the dumbassness of Heidi and Spencer. Britney’s launching her comeback and those two fools thought it’d be a good time to make a publicity play…?
Scroll down for late Monday posts including Orly, Little Sci, and Robert Pattinson.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Those haters from the Westboro Baptist Church have announced their plans to protest the Vancouver production of The Laramie Project. In response, a peaceful counter-protest celebrating love, compassion, respect, and acceptance will go down on Commercial Drive at Grandview Park on November 28th from 5-8 pm. See you there? Click here for more information.
The Laramie Project runs in Vancouver from November 26 – December 6. To buy tickets, click here. Help make this ignorance go away.
Reese Witherspoon outside Letterman studios today for an appearance with David to promote Four Christmases in theatres tomorrow. She’s been working hard on the promotional trail, on the carpet, morning chats, magazine covers, and shouldering the responsibility for the movie, the sole face of the film thus far, even though she’s supposed to have a co-star. Full Story
It is a new world. A world the GMD is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. But Tom Cruise must hustle now. Valkyrie is on the brink of disaster. Full Story
Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches. Full Story
He’s not for my loins, but my friend Michelle and no doubt many of you have the hard quiver for Paul Rudd for a long time. Understandably so. Not for me but totally understandable. Paul Rudd is terribly underrated and ridiculously talented and sooooo funny. In a subtle way. And in a fearless way too, as evidenced by his recent naked stint on Saturday Night Live. Full Story
Chicken Fried Stupid still has bad taste (Dlisted)
Too much Miley makes Hayden P palatable (Hollywood Tuna)
The GMD looks 10 years younger! (Just Jared)
This crazy body is 10 years older than Granny Freeze (IDLYITW)
Ashley Olsen yells at the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How much for Harry Potter’s jeans? (INO)
Mr Spittle before he was famous (ICYDK)
Brad’s Benjamin Button building buzz (Cele|bitchy)
He should write a style book. About his pants (Pop Sugar)
These are tough economic times. Even Hollywood, even celebrities must downsize. And even the famed Vanity Fair Oscar party is scaling down too. It is one of the most coveted invitations of the year. And it will be even more so in 2009. Normally held at Morton’s, Graydon Carter has just announced that Vanity Fair’s Oscar party will instead take place at the new It place to be, the Sunset Tower, Jennifer Aniston’s favourite place to have dinner. Full Story
But isn’t it always? Debra Messing with her “new amazing body!” graces the cover of the new issue of Self. Inside the magazine, she discusses her frustration with the tabloids over losing her baby weight and what finally led her to finding a program that worked. Her secret? Oh just healthy eating. Full Story
Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him in a bathtub reading a script with NO WATER IN IT? And leaning up against a tractor with his EYES CLOSED? Ugh. Full Story