Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Full Story
Bitches fighting everywhere! (Dlisted)
Salma Hayek who? (Hollywood Tuna)
Porny: clean face, great jacket, cute hat…much better (Just Jared)
Will Orly be jealous? (Popoholic)
Gwen’s kids have the cutest clothes (Pop Sugar)
On her, it works (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Please! Like she’d ever leave LA! (INO)
Did Michael Phelps have a migraine? (Cele|bitchy)
Who’s fighting Heidi and Spencer for D List supremacy? (The Blemish)
Junkie becomes a professor (Holy Moly)
Girlcrushing. HARD. Emily Blunt, I love her so much. She covers the new Harper’s Bazaar UK – an amazing photo shoot, an even better interview, although she’s reticent to discuss that cheating cheese dick Michael Buble. Our Emily was incapable of rolling low classy for a few minutes. Full Story
It’s more than just standing there flexing your pecs. Hotness is an allover package deal – pants, gait, body control, style… There are many ways to lure a lover. How he drives his car, how he changes gears, even how he gets out of a car can be a turn-on too. My husband is a sexy beast behind the wheel. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in Hollywood. the legendary and notorious Chateau Marmont. Full Story
Last night at the London Film Critics Circle Awards – a mini Skins reunion! Returning home, the triumphant Dev Patel hooked up with former Skins co-star Nicolas Hoult who appeared delighted to see that his old friend is riding such an incredible wave. You may remember Nicolas…or not. About a Boy? Marcus? This is Nicolas. Full Story
Oh, f-ck it, I don’t care. Let me just look at you. You looked so thoughtful yesterday, thoughtful even when you’re pumping gas. It’s sexy that you don’t need a driver but why, baby, why drive an Escalade? I would have never pictured you in an Escalade. Is it a rental? Must be a rental. Full Story
Happy 21st Birthday to my gorgeous little pippin the cub! All my love Amy xx For Jack who has been working so hard on his animal project that’s due on Friday! So impressed with your research and your writing and the fact that you created a cover page during break time! Good luck – you’ll get the best mark! Full Story
Porny has been confirmed as an announcer for the 44th annual Country Music Award nominations on February 11th even though she can barely hold on to her label. Like those pants pretty much saved her career…which means she’ll keep wearing them? Hopefully. We have been through some dark times. We need to be healed.
And sounds like many of you loved D’s hate mail yesterday as much as I did. Seriously. Superfans are AMAZING. But who owns the crazy? Brangelunatics, Aniston maniacs, Twilight freaks, or McGoslings who cry themselves to sleep at night? It’s about to get worse for them too. More on that later. Check the poll (thanks Angie!).
And scroll down for bitchfights and prunes – does it get any better? Catch up on late posts from yesterday.
Yours in gossip,
PS. On eTalk tonight - my exclusive on Ryan Gosling’s new love interest. Hint: I approve!