High School Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 07:42:28 August 26, 2009 07:42:28

Non vampire arrivals yesterday in Vancouver as Michael Welch, Justin Chon, Anna Kendrick, and Christian Serratos are now in town for Eclipse. Christian Serratos – crazy ass gorgessity. Damn. That skin is ridiculous. As for Anna Kendrick – while the Twilight franchise might seem like the end all and be all for Twi-Hards, for Anna Kendrick is doesn’t even come close in prestige compared to what she has next: Up In The Air which will celebrate its highly anticipated debut at the Toronto International Film Festival. Full Story

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August 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 07:08:15 August 26, 2009 07:08:15

Happy Belated Birthday Kacie! Sorry I couldn’t get this out to you yesterday as you shared your birthday with Alexander Skarsgard. Am attaching a video for you. Not sure why I’m so amused by this clip. It’s the the Swedish talk, of course, and the boxers too. But his body language is much more relaxed, natural, uncampy, and they way it just cuts off abruptly will leave you wanting. Full Story

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Anna Wintour on David Letterman. Did you watch? Loved every minute. More on that later.

First – my city is under siege. As if it wasn’t enough that Twi-Hards are arriving every day in the hopes of marrying Robert Pattinson or officiating his wedding to Kristen Stewart, Ebola Hilton is now in town, inciting a mob scene wherever it goes as paps wait to shoot its every move and idiots calling themselves fans begged for photos and autographs.

Really?

Why?

Because fame makes people cheap.

And people are dumb.

And we have much work to do. The public is ignorant of the disease. Virus education and prevention – they must be made aware. Also - if you Twi-Hards need an enemy….

Ebola is after your crew. Details below.

Late articles were posted yesterday including Lilo’s 24/7 drama and Melanie Griffith’s routine rehab. Scroll down for more. Am online all day today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chicken Fried hot red pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 14:18:48 August 25, 2009 14:18:48

Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and many of you have written, from many locations, to say that the energy level is different, that she seems to have elevated her game, that she now rubs herself onstage with some more enthusiasm. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 12:50:15 August 25, 2009 12:50:15

What Jennifer Aniston and Ebola have in common (Dlisted)

Bless her for not getting implants. Please don’t change (The Superficial)

Always a supermodel. Damn. (Hollywood Tuna)

Not sure why exactly he’s tearing his shirt off, but also not complaining (Just Jared)

Puke. (Pop Sugar)

Thumb and Tongue opening monologue? (INO)

Taylor Swift’s new crush (ASL)

Really like her as a blonde (PopEater)

DEFiNITely Mila. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why isn’t Olivia Wilde more famous? (Popoholic)

The Silver Fox vs Speidi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:47:00 August 25, 2009 10:47:00

He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented and pathetic. Full Story

GOOPy wants no more Coldplay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 10:13:48 August 25, 2009 10:13:48

Gossip Betty is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow wants Chris Martin to leave Coldplay, encouraging him to break from the band to chart a career as a solo artist. Apparently she’s all about diversification and she wants him to explore other opportunities as well. Full Story

Something for me, something for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 08:42:00 August 25, 2009 08:42:00

Here’s what you’ll read about today across most entertainment sites and blogs: MJ’s murder The sociopathic douchebag who murdered his wife The Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag with 8 kids who left his wife The 2 plastic douchebags who appear on The Hills F List reality tv stars who are pregnantHere’s what will be ignored in favour of the aforementioned: Jason BatemanAm NOT ignoring Jason Bateman. Full Story

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