JailBait at the AMAs

November 24, 2008 07:57:13 Posted at November 24, 2008 07:57:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She celebrated her birthday on Sunday at the American Music Awards. Finally but only16. And rumoured to be already living with her loser 20 year old boyfriend with the blessing of her father. This must be why Miley Cyrus keeps looking older every time we see her. Last night it was like she aged 10 years. Full Story

Glitter at the AMAs

November 24, 2008 07:34:00 Posted at November 24, 2008 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have nothing new to offer, why the f-ck are you there??? Then there’s Taylor Swift, Christina’s straight banged and glitter sister. Full Story

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Mimi Cheese at the AMAs

November 24, 2008 07:19:12 Posted at November 24, 2008 07:19:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same backstage in the press room. Full Story

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Superwomen at the AMAs

November 24, 2008 07:02:00 Posted at November 24, 2008 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here they are: Alicia Keys, Sarah McLachlan, Queen Latifah, and Pink too delivering two of the finer performances of the evening, Sarah’s voice as sweet as ever, and Alicia’s electrifying rendition with Superwoman alongside Latifah and Kathleen Battle. If you haven’t had the pleasure, both videos are below. Full Story

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LipGloss & Leo!

November 24, 2008 06:26:51 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:26:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m gloating. Click away if you must. So LipGloss is out of his mind jealous about being usurped by Robert Pattinson. As such, as I reported exclusively here and here Full Story

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Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

November 24, 2008 06:19:47 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:19:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz. Full Story

Becks at the fights

November 24, 2008 06:15:42 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham spent Saturday in Vegas without the Posh for the Ricky Hatton bout and then celebrated with the boxer afterwards. He was photographed throwing back a few beer, having a dude night, totally relaxed at the afterparty (despite his trademark scowl for the paps) without the intense self consciousness that follows his wife and, for the most part, behaving himself in a roomful of women undoubtedly eager to test his fidelity. Full Story

November 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 24, 2008 06:11:02 Posted at November 24, 2008 06:11:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 40th Birthday Ann D in San Diego, the sexiest member of the MiniVan Majority who gave up shaving for a month in support of Obama! And it paid off! With love from Jenn and the San Diego faithful. And to Nancy who celebrated her birthday on Sunday. Hope it was a wonderful weekend! Thanks for visiting my blog, hope you continue to do so for as long as you’ve been reading People! Full Story

Friday, November 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How civilised.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie, a quickie divorce, reportedly not battling over money, and agreeing to share custody of the children. And of course the British press giving Guy all the credit for managing the situation without much McCartney-style drama. He went out for dinner last night with his two boys. A few pap agencies happened to be there. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Well played Guy Ritchie.

Thank you to everyone who emailed about RDJ’s lunch box – late day post yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Apparently it’s a pelican case, used to protect camera equipment. He also happens to be wearing a scarf that comes free in the December issue of UK In Style. Why is this cute to me? For more on the scarf, click here.

It’s Friday! New articles all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Sh*tty writing and no lesbians = great ratings!

November 21, 2008 15:35:00 Posted at November 21, 2008 15:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes more money. Full Story

Dear Michael Cera

November 21, 2008 14:10:14 Posted at November 21, 2008 14:10:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please… please don’t suck. Like, you’re so amazing now because you make movies. And that is SO great. But there’s always the beginning. And the beginning was the best. The beginning was the Bluth. And the Bluths were killed too soon. But now they have new life. And you are apparently the only hold out. Full Story