Who let this guy in?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 11:51:07 February 10, 2010 11:51:07

Written by Jacek Hello Smuthounds. It’s been a while. Lainey’s stuck in a shoot so I thought I’d fill the gap. She’ll be back at it soon. I’ll stick to what I know as subject matter in the meantime. If you’ve made the rounds of the gossip blogs, you would have seen that SI has just released its swimsuit issue. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 11:26:00 February 10, 2010 11:26:00

I’m sorry for the delay. I’ve been rehearsing all day for Olympic Morning. Should have bigger gaps now to post but Jacek will fill in for the first and let’s catch up with my smutty friends.

If you’ve never signed a petition, make this your first! (Popeater)

Jennifer Aniston wants privacy so she invited the cameras. And she sunbathes for charity. (Dlisted)

Kate naked or Natalia naked? (The Superficial)

Alicia’s amazing ass (Hollywood Tuna)

The GMD is STILL a hero??? (Just Jared)

Brad’s beard shops for toy (Pop Sugar)

Gaga says she’s shy (Betty Confidential)

Sandy will hug anyone. The Oscar is hers (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo Jesus (The Blemish)

Taupe and a dolphin and pleasure. STILL boring (Cele|bitchy)

Why Is for Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 09:31:34 February 10, 2010 09:31:34

Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic jut of her jaw. Full Story

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The men and Julianne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 08:36:59 February 10, 2010 08:36:59

Julianne Moore was surrounded by the Men, the most beautiful Men, last night in Paris at the premiere of A Single Man. Lucky bitch. Here she is, flanked by Colin Firth and Tom Ford, her second film screening in as many days, having just promoted Chloe earlier this week. Not crazy about her dress, but do love the theatricality of the cape. Full Story

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Tall Girl Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:35:32 February 10, 2010 07:35:32

I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it over and over and over again – tall people have dressing problems too. Full Story

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Emily undecided

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:18:07 February 10, 2010 07:18:07

About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they seem to be so common. And maybe it’s the superstition in me, the trend gives me anxiety. Full Story

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February 10, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 07:00:52 February 10, 2010 07:00:52

In Vancouver for the Games? Made In Vancouver is a 15-day not-for profit festival showcasing only local Vancouver-based talent: musicians, visual artists, dancers, performance artists, films, entertainment, etc. Daily performances are between the hours of 2pm – 10pm by passionate artists who are pumped up to revive the arts in the city. Full Story

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Now that talk of a Brange breakup has temporarily abated, it’s time for Jennifer Aniston to dial it up hard. Gerry wasn’t in the picture for a couple of weeks there when the world thought that Brad might run back to his ex-wife.  Read Full Intro

The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 16:21:00 February 9, 2010 16:21:00

In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and is featured in the much hailed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue – those images were just released today, click here Full Story

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Douchey misses Swifty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 13:49:56 February 9, 2010 13:49:56

Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need you now?" I like that one. Full Story

Still designing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2010 12:00:08 February 9, 2010 12:00:08

Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items – click here Full Story

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