February 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 4, 2009 06:25:44 Posted at February 4, 2009 06:25:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Jackie in Phoenix – Happy 39th Birthday! I agree! You shouldn’t give a sh-t what anyone thinks of you. But I TOTALLY give a sh-t about LipGloss pinching Brian’s ass at Disneyland. Heh. Tell him to call me. Are you the next Model Latina? They’re casting! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Transformers trailer aired during the Super Bowl. Big buzz. A day later, Christian Bale loses it on the set of Terminator Salvation and the audio spreads across the internets…. Coincidence or conspirary?

The buzz is building: did Michael Bay have something to do with the Bale tirade tape leak? Not sure, no one knows, it’s pure speculation, and totally baseless but oh I hope so. Click here for a refresher on Bay vs McG. 2009 appears to be the year of the Boy Fight! Yay!

But because of what you heard yesterday, will you choose Transformers over Terminator? LaBeouf > Bale? Check the poll.

Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday and also the red carpet for He’s Just Not That Into You. Scarlett overdressed and Jennifer Aniston looked like she’s still recovering from football Sunday. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day, scroll down for late posts yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl teaser

Gutter scrap

February 3, 2009 18:09:00 Posted at February 3, 2009 18:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every gossip’s perfect day – two bitches throwing down, pulling hair, super low classy… nothing could make me happier. I remember the first time I saw my mother open hand slap a woman across the mahjong table. It was like she gave birth to me all over again. That story another day. Full Story

Prunes on every page!

February 3, 2009 17:07:13 Posted at February 3, 2009 17:07:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday I posted Mary Kate Olsen’s cover for FASHION Magazine. Today an exclusive first look at a couple of the pages inside. As you can see – there is a Prune Consistency. Full Story

Adele > Posh!

February 3, 2009 13:47:00 Posted at February 3, 2009 13:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Annie Leibovitz just shot Adele for a spread in Vogue. Anna Wintour loved her so much – well… love is a strong word, Anna doesn’t love anything, let’s say enjoyed – Anna Wintour enjoyed her so much she’s also styling Adele for the Grammys this weekend. Full Story

Shelfy in Alba’s footsteps!

February 3, 2009 12:23:57 Posted at February 3, 2009 12:23:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I keep saying it but it keeps needing to be said: Shelf Ass Biel’s publicist is a genius. The latest coup for Team Shelfy? Jessica Biel will host the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Scientific and Technical Awards this coming Saturday. Her nemesis Jessica Alba hosted it last year. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

February 3, 2009 11:46:02 Posted at February 3, 2009 11:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale will make you burn off your ass fat (Dlisted)

How long before her twin weight becomes no weight? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie is his “woman”??? Ugh. (Just Jared)

Hayden Christensen re-emerges (Pop Sugar)

I’m quitting but she’s not (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My elbow made her single! Ha! (INO)

LipGloss and Pippy vs Pattinson! (Cele|bitchy)

Scapegoat for Porny Pants (The Blemish)

I’m into the new Captain Kirk. You? (Popoholic)

Harry Potter wants a beer! (Holy Moly)

Chuck Wide Shut Yale Mole

February 3, 2009 11:38:00 Posted at February 3, 2009 11:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another mediocre episode resulted in more tangents during our Gossip Girl weekly. Including a new obsession we called Yale Mole … This is what happens when there’s too much Dan and Serena and not enough Chuck. They took him away from the high school action, wisely I suppose, since he’s like a CEO or some sh-t now but still… leaving us to suffer through the bland blonde and her wishy washy boyfriend tangled up with Mary Kay LeTourneau, it’s cruel. Full Story

GMD Robo Travel Ritual

February 3, 2009 09:33:00 Posted at February 3, 2009 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This must be their mission. Like how some people collect sand from every beach they visit, or a matchbook, or a one night stand, everyone has a travel ritual. For the GMD and his KatE, I wonder if their travel ritual involves The Presentation. He must Present Her at every destination, in every city. Full Story

It’s just a luncheon

February 3, 2009 08:55:08 Posted at February 3, 2009 08:55:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday – no Meryl, no Brange. Meryl doesn’t have time to fly all the way in from New York for a luncheon. She’s Meryl Streep. And it’s like her 15th time, right? But why no Brange, since they’ve been campaigning so heavily for so long? Well, the Slumdog backlash has been working hard for them already. Full Story

I love you all over again

February 3, 2009 08:04:31 Posted at February 3, 2009 08:04:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to prove it. Yesterday I posted the cover of the March issue of UK Elle. Full Story