I’ve seen you before

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 15:19:57 March 26, 2009 15:19:57

This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the cover of magazines, one after the other, young Hollywood boys morphing together. Full Story

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Ron, Snape, YES!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 13:21:05 March 26, 2009 13:21:05

They made us wait, and this is why Twilight took over… temporarily. But Harry. There is no comparison to Harry. None. Never. Please! July 17 seems so far away. Every other day I watch the trailers, every other day I get the gooses, and the other day I said to Fiona – I miss reading them for the first time. Full Story

GOOPy tees!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 11:54:13 March 26, 2009 11:54:13

Two Gwyneth Paltrow posts in one day – it’s a fried rice day! And I haven’t even eaten any in what feels like a week. Had some duck risotto last night, was delicious, but not the same… So anyway, about my Gwynnie, it was inevitable, non? I mean f-ck, if David Arquette can launch a clothing line, you bet your shady trainer the GOOPy can do the same! G has signed a deal with ZOEtee’s for a capsule collection called ZOEtee’s Loves Gwyneth – jersey basics and some funky sh-t too, all with the GOOP stamp of approval. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 10:55:16 March 26, 2009 10:55:16

Another reason why I hate people (Dlisted)

Shenae Grimes must be eating again. She looks great. (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira visits Rupe in Regina! (Just Jared)

Natalie Portman is an IDIOT for letting this slide. Gosling in green…I can’t focus (Pop Sugar)

All that hiking doesn’t help her face (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What her 19 inch waist will wear on tour (INO)

Lance Armstrong, bad drunk (Cele|bitchy)

Thoughts on RiRi’s new tats? (The Blemish)

Chicken Fried thinks it’s Christmas (Holy Moly)

What is the purpose of Anna Kournikova? (Popoholic)

Lippy & Pippy SNL!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 10:49:20 March 26, 2009 10:49:20

Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and Will Ferrell. Full Story

Look out Jolie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 09:41:00 March 26, 2009 09:41:00

Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government. Full Story

Where’s Snappy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 08:24:16 March 26, 2009 08:24:16

Renee Zellweger last night honoured the US military at the USO of Metropolitan Washington awards dinner…and it looks like SnapFace found a solution. At least a temporary one. Is it love? Renee is in love. She’s dating Dan Abrams. And this may be the explanation for why the skin on her face for a while hasn’t threatened to snap off like overstretched clingwrap. Full Story

Dance with GOOPy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 07:35:48 March 26, 2009 07:35:48

I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring a new video…starring, naturally, Tracy. Full Story

The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 07:04:55 March 26, 2009 07:04:55

Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads with her new “very slim” frame, and was overheard talking to Thandie Newton about a “rigid diet”. Full Story

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Bey… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:51:45 March 26, 2009 06:51:45

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Lilo TV Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:41:00 March 26, 2009 06:41:00

What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting Full Story