Lilo reads the papers

November 19, 2008 11:22:50 Posted at November 19, 2008 11:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 19, 2008 11:13:01 Posted at November 19, 2008 11:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD’s joke of a career (Dlisted)

Who’s wearing Spanx??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny should learn revenge lessons from Taylor Swift (Just Jared)

Star Magazine feeds the Triangle (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera downsizing…and not just her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What’s wrong with Winona Ryder???!!! (INO)

Lilo and SamRo fight over Mummy wannabe (Holy Moly)

Emo manscaper (Cele|bitchy)

Where Chace Crawford was salivating last night (Pop Sugar)

These are not the tights

November 19, 2008 10:23:35 Posted at November 19, 2008 10:23:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with these bobbing above her shoulders. Full Story

Lonely, sad Concrete Tits

November 19, 2008 09:16:14 Posted at November 19, 2008 09:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’s never been an upstager like Posh. Full Story

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GOOPy single and skinny?

November 19, 2008 08:08:00 Posted at November 19, 2008 08:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which probably means it’s manslinger Kate who’s screwing the rich dude and not the prissy Paltrow. Full Story

No one cares about LipGloss!

November 19, 2008 07:58:52 Posted at November 19, 2008 07:58:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week I reported exclusively that LipGloss is all pissy pants about being pushed aside on the fame front by sparkly vampires and dazzling Edward Cullen. Click here for the article. Full Story

Megan Meh

November 19, 2008 07:38:38 Posted at November 19, 2008 07:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan Fox is at best a handjob in the backseat, not even real sex from behind over the hood of the car, you know what I mean? And she can’t dress either. Full Story

The Sexiest Men

November 19, 2008 07:21:10 Posted at November 19, 2008 07:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who else aside from Hugh? Daniel Craig seemed to come in close second. Perhaps the difference was that Bond would not have actively campaigned for it, nor would he have been thrilled about it either. Hugh seems to handle the fame a lot more easily than Craig. Jon Hamm’s inclusion puts him on track to take over from Clooney one day, if only more people would watch Mad Men. Full Story

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Scroll down for several late day posts yesterday including exclusive Edward and Bella behind the scenes in Toronto and the ugly assness now known as Chris Klein…

I remember two years ago at TIFF, he showed up on the carpet at an event and there were girls there actually excited about being at a party with Chris Klein, whipping out their digital cameras, trying to get into VIP. Of course they were Woo-Girls, a subject featured hilariously on last night’s How I Met Your Mother. Click here for the clip.

What’s worse: a Woo-Girl or a Twilight freak?

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Herro Tanya! Much love to my friend and colleague Tanya Kim, host of eTalk who is heading to Zambia on Thursday to represent Care Canada and to launch the I Am Powerful campaign. “I Am Powerful acknowledges that women are key agents of change and are at the heart of global poverty eradication efforts, forming 70% of CARE's beneficiaries around the world. Yet despite this reality, these women are often depicted as being victims to their fate; as being powerless. I AM POWERFUL is focused on conveying positive images of strength and determination, giving the Canadian public the knowledge that women in the developing world are in fact forces in the fight to end poverty.”

You’re a better person than me, TK. Have the best time ever!

Who will it be?

November 18, 2008 22:31:11 Posted at November 18, 2008 22:31:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People is announcing the Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow morning? Will they choose Barack Obama or will the SMA come from the world of entertainment? Click here to review the contenders and their odds. Check back tomorrow to find out .... Who will it be?  Full Story

Marky Mark hates Xenu

November 18, 2008 18:53:52 Posted at November 18, 2008 18:53:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major disappointment. At least he has Entourage. Full Story