Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 11:23:02 June 5, 2009 11:23:02

A brilliant dissertation on what Lindsay Lohan could lose (Dlisted)

Johnny Depp: so beautiful in the rain (Just Jared)

Bar Rafaeli covers in short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo likes fake titty blondes? (The Superficial)

Kiki eats healthy? Really? (Pop Sugar)

Please put an end to this f-ckery (INO)

Gaga Paparazzi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The American WAG Guidebook: a great read (Kickette)

Jude Law: sheer and nipple (ASL)

Hollywood’s Hottest Beefcake – vote for Taylor Kitsch! (Popeater)

Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 09:48:53 June 5, 2009 09:48:53

He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. Full Story

Meem Cheese Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:53:50 June 5, 2009 08:53:50

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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James bails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:13:56 June 5, 2009 08:13:56

He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom could James Franco possibly pass on? It’s no longer a sticking point. Full Story

How can he get over you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:39:31 June 5, 2009 07:39:31

When you won’t let him? Drew Barrymore last night hand in hand with Justin Long after a Green Day show. Drew and Justin broke up officially several months ago but then switched on again recently, both insisting that it’s casual with no expectations. For her, that is. It’s textbook. Drew is in between loves. Full Story

GOOPy’s greasy legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:31:00 June 5, 2009 07:31:00

Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, last night she looked amazing. Full Story

Porny’s skinny jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:13:27 June 5, 2009 07:13:27

It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance at the country chilli cookoff a few months ago, has been keeping a relatively low profile, especially the last few weeks. Full Story

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June 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:00:56 June 5, 2009 07:00:56

Congratulations Erin and Michael in Zurich on the birth of your second daughter Rosalie Ophelia! And Sydney – you are too sweet about the pashmina! Also… can’t yoga. Bum elbow. F-ck Mischa Barton.  Full Story

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We do it every year. This is the 4th year.

S.M.U.T.

You ready for the Smut Soiree?

As always, in partnership with The Society, it’s our annual gossip party to celebrate another summer! More details to be released next week. For now, mark JUNE 23 on your calendar and … don’t wait too long to get your tickets. Last year we reached capacity very, very quickly.

Click here and go to UPCOMING EVENTS to reserve.

See you there?

Also…

The Brange is NOT over. It was a National Enquirer story and even though their track record has been better than some of the other bottom feeding rags, even though the story of their split sells more copies, even though so many of you are waiting and hoping for this to be true, the Brange is now a brand. This brand has more to do. The brand is intact.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Dear Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 14:53:59 June 4, 2009 14:53:59

Emile Wank Hirsch doesn’t think you’re good enough. How dare you play Hamlet. Only E Wank can play Hamlet. After all, he “conceived” of the modern day version of Hamlet, haven’t you heard? Wanky says get the f-ck off his stage. This is Jude last night in London leaving Wyndham’s Theatre where he is performing, to Emile’s artistic dismay, as Hamlet to wonderful reviews – click here Full Story

3 Sisters and a Dull

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 12:45:50 June 4, 2009 12:45:50

Am very fond of the word “dull”. Reminds me of my mother. One day last year in Toronto, my parents picked us up at the station. We were in the back seat. My husband asked her something trivial – like how her opera class went or something. Her answer, always animated: Is dow! Is dow! So dow! Jacek looked at me like, ok whatever, did she forget I don’t speak Chinese? When he wasn’t responding to her, she turned around in her seat and kept shouting it at him: So dow! Ah so dow! I was, at this point, killing myself and very unhelpful. Full Story