Ben buzzed!

November 20, 2008 08:25:34 Posted at November 20, 2008 08:25:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck showed off a new buzz cut yesterday in Congo, his fourth trip to the country in a year, to raise awareness about the refugees, 300,000 of them, displaced by conflict in the country. "The primary reason I am here is to urge people to give money to the NGOs and charities doing hard work in eastern Congo on meager funds. Full Story

Serena’s breasts for charity

November 20, 2008 07:55:00 Posted at November 20, 2008 07:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve become the third wheel in the Blair/Serena friendship, surprising cast additions on Gossip Girl that are, at times, as clever and conniving about making a scene as Ms Waldorf herself. Here is Blake Lively last night at the Gucci UNICEF event in New York offsetting her boring dress with a delectable eyeful of her cleavage. Full Story

The alternative to Pitt Porn

November 20, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at November 20, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story

Lighting up Paris, Lighting up New York

November 20, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at November 20, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s full-on Christmas mode. Am still not completely ready but getting there after seeing these photos of my Marion Cotillard at the Champs Elysees lighting ceremony yesterday. Le sigh. Paris. Did she cut her hair? No matter. She is lovely. As always. And still happily in love with Guillaume Canet. Full Story

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Fans of the Brange

November 20, 2008 07:10:54 Posted at November 20, 2008 07:10:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the embarrassment. I mean…these are ADULTS. Full Story

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s Hugh!

Hugh Jackman has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. And deservedly so! Also not a huge surprise. After all, his odds were only 10 – 1. And, well, look at him!

He’s a beast! (even though that water shot is totally Mimi cheese toe)

Upon being told he’d captured the title, Hugh said his wife Deborra-Lee Furness agreed “I could've told them that years ago! Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year." Heh. That’s what you need. A woman who keeps your head on. Now the question is: will it help his movie Australia? It’s literally being edited right down to the wire, apparently because digitally making Granny’s face move in every frame has become a HUGE production! Can Hugh’s hotness overcome the Freeze?

Other sexy men discussed below. Including the selection of LipGloss to the list. In my old age, I don’t get it.

Wednesday – online all day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Don’t miss yesterday’s late posts – scroll down!

Go on with your sexy self

November 19, 2008 14:21:19 Posted at November 19, 2008 14:21:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Freshly anointed People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman and his wife arrived in LA today in advance of Australia’s premiere. Yum. His hat. The pants. The way his shirt clings to his body but not in an overly beefcakey kind of way. And of course how nice he is, stopping for autographs, never irritable, never ungrateful… There are pipsqueaks out there who have a lot to learn. Full Story

Low classy Beat-Me Mouth

November 19, 2008 13:14:51 Posted at November 19, 2008 13:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. Full Story

Twilight on the move

November 19, 2008 11:58:28 Posted at November 19, 2008 11:58:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Twilight promotional tour is on a relentless roll. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at LAX today heading out for more publicity. Hopefully some shameless dumbasses will rush the first class cabin to ask for autographs, similar to what happened on their flight from Toronto to Los Angeles… WTF? As you can see, Kristen is joined by her boyfriend, maybe to help her deal with her awkward feelings for Rob? Or even to curb them? I forgot to mention something from my behind-the-scenes report Full Story

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Lilo reads the papers

November 19, 2008 11:22:50 Posted at November 19, 2008 11:22:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 19, 2008 11:13:01 Posted at November 19, 2008 11:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD’s joke of a career (Dlisted)

Who’s wearing Spanx??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny should learn revenge lessons from Taylor Swift (Just Jared)

Star Magazine feeds the Triangle (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera downsizing…and not just her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What’s wrong with Winona Ryder???!!! (INO)

Lilo and SamRo fight over Mummy wannabe (Holy Moly)

Emo manscaper (Cele|bitchy)

Where Chace Crawford was salivating last night (Pop Sugar)