Real Actors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 07:12:40 August 18, 2009 07:12:40

They f-ck my sh-t up. Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Marion Cotillard yesterday in Paris shooting Inception. Obviously they’re lovers. Obviously they’re sharing a tender moment. Obviously he’s completely in love with her. Completely. Wants to marry her, wants to have babies with her, wants her to be Marion DiCaprio. Full Story

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August 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 06:59:13 August 18, 2009 06:59:13

For Lisa: A pity party in your case is totally understandable. Jennifer Aniston’s pity parties are a different story. She cries when she doesn’t like her highlights. It’s exhausting. I can’t offer any words to make up for your loss. Am hoping then to ease the day a little with your request: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Ewan McGregor. Full Story

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Monday, August 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Rushed home to Vancouver from Toronto on no sleep after Lara & Ryan’s allnighter wedding celebration for Kings of Leon and it was well worth it. For the music and the quiver and an impressive Vancouver crowd that, for once, did not stay seated during a concert, and also a chatty Caleb Followill whose speaking voice is as sexy, if not sexier, than his singing voice. I went with a lesbian, even she felt a little loving in her lady business.

When Jared is on his knees though…oh la…

God save the girls.

It’s Monday. Am online all day and if I seem crustier than usual it’s because I am. Training for TIFF begins today. Running, getting tortured by Hayley, chicken breast (ugh) and vegetables and limited access to my Grey Goose for 3 weeks. F-ck.

Porny, GOOPy, Twilight, and Brand strange coming up. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Twilight weekend and KStew’s mad steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 16:26:00 August 17, 2009 16:26:00

It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone are the days when Pattinson would be able to walk to Yaletown without security for brunch on Sunday. Full Story

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51 year old ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 11:19:06 August 17, 2009 11:19:06

This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does Jesus ever smile? For some reason this sentence made me laugh. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 10:59:16 August 17, 2009 10:59:16

Leo D does the douchebag hand signal (Dlisted)

Ridiculous. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pippy plays golf in baby blue (Just Jared)

What to buy a useless f-ck for his birthday (The Superficial)

George Clooney wearing the sh-t out of a pair of white pants (Pop Sugar)

Thinnification of Geri begins again (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Russian Emma. Love. (INO)

Hugh Grant is a neurotic mess (Cele|bitchy)

Anti Drug Campaign: Watch this once, but only to see Aaron Carter’s craters. Show your children. (ICYDK)

Brad Pitt on pot and politics and I love him in an open neck shirt (PopEater)

Chicken Fried Haircuts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 09:34:17 August 17, 2009 09:34:17

My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not only does one year seem like two, but it’s also difficult to tell which is which. Full Story

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Porny the judge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 08:09:38 August 17, 2009 08:09:38

Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Full Story

All star Inception

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 07:21:00 August 17, 2009 07:21:00

Fresh off a break in Ibiza, Leonardo DiCapri is now in Paris shooting scenes for Inception with Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard directed by Christopher Nolan. The plot for Inception is being kept super secret, no details were provided only that the studio described it as “a contemporary sci-fi thriller set within the architecture of the mind”. Full Story

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