March 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:32:13 March 26, 2009 06:32:13

To Lisa Marie whom I already love like a sister...this weekend WE are making it official, WOO HOO!!!!! Congrats!!! Karen  Full Story

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Seems like everyone is on Twitter. Especially celebrities. Jon Favreau is tweeting too and this is particularly exciting for those following Iron Man 2 because he tweets during rehearsal with RDJ and my Gwyneth and Don Cheadle. Click here to read. Apparently he’s trying to convince Gwynnie to jump on Twitter too. He also name checked GOOP for her and compliments her body. Will have to check in with Favreau to keep tabs on my best friend.

Wednesday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Smack no kids is not Josh Brolin and Diane Lane.

Granny’s ordinary life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 16:15:42 March 25, 2009 16:15:42

Really like this set of photos. Taken a few weeks ago – Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman went to have her nails done. Looks like a decent spa, regular folks milling about. Shocking, right? You’d think she’d send for personal service at the house? Me too. So her husband decides to stop in and surprise her. Full Story

Cute workout gear is very important

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 15:02:46 March 25, 2009 15:02:46

I didn’t always think this way. I just put on whatever. I mean it’s the gym. It’s not a fashion show. And this is still true. But at the same time, a flattering pair of running pants or a tank can certainly motivate, get you working harder, and well, I don’t know what’s going on with Natalie Portman in these photos. Full Story

How to look good in a turtleneck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 14:51:59 March 25, 2009 14:51:59

This. Is how to do it…though it’s probably not fair. To use David Beckham as an example. On the outside, he’s basically perfect. And please. Don’t tell me about the inside. Or the voice. He doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rocking me, how many times do we have to go over this? Anyway, this is Becks making sure he doesn’t catch cold the other night during a match for AC Milan. Full Story

Crack ramblings run in the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:55:00 March 25, 2009 11:55:00

Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. So her sentences get cut off. Full Story

How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:50:00 March 25, 2009 11:50:00

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

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Juno Swag 2009 Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:15:15 March 25, 2009 11:15:15

My swag is your swag! We are celebrating Canadian music this week as the Juno Awards come to Vancouver and an exclusive opportunity to win what the artists are going home with... and you don't have to be nominated. You want it? I want it! But you're getting it instead! The swag pack this year is super luxe. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:01:57 March 25, 2009 11:01:57

Hot Harry covers his carrot! (Dlisted)

Holy sh-t, she actually wore pants…now that she’s landed a job (Hollywood Tuna)

Penn > Pattinson…what? (Just Jared)

Rachel McAdams going to Vegas (Pop Sugar)

Adrian Grenier’s latest piece (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

He can join Lilo on the unhireable assembly line (INO)

House Bunny’s killer body (Popoholic)

Fabulous! 40! No more marriage! (Cele|bitchy)

Bad taste in tv, bad taste in men (IDLYITW)

No more whores on Dancing with the Sh-ts! (A Socialite's Life)

Oscar-nominated delusions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:32:45 March 25, 2009 09:32:45

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

True 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:14:00 March 25, 2009 09:14:00

The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over again in royalties, non? Evidently not. Full Story