His #1 and my #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 17:42:43 May 29, 2009 17:42:43

Natalie Portman tops my husband’s Freebie 5. James Franco is #1 for me. And now the two of them will star in a movie together called Your Highness. In a weird, twisted, imaginary, not at all realistic way, it’s like we brought them together. And if they are together, if they get together (can you imagine?) it would be like we’re together with them. Full Story

Watching…or working?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 13:40:12 May 29, 2009 13:40:12

Hayden Christensen normally looks like a ragamuffin when he goes out in public… Today at the French Open, with fiancee Rachel Bilson, Hayden combed his hair, styled it in a pouf, and put on some clean new clothes. Just watching the matches? Or working? Totally working. He reps Lacoste, non? Are both of them wearing Lacoste? And everyone in their box too? Yes. Full Story

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Don’t screw this up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 13:10:04 May 29, 2009 13:10:04

What? It’s not like he’s not gaffe-prone. Because as well know, if there’s a way to f-ck something up, Hot Harry on a Horse will figure it out. This time though, this time he must be on his best behaviour. Hot Harry is in New York. He toured several sites today including Ground Zero. Full Story

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Harlow in the spotlight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 11:44:18 May 29, 2009 11:44:18

Last night on Larry King, Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie… and Harlow made an appearance too. Because Nicole totally isn’t selling a range of accessories and baby clothes and mom clothes. Oh famewhores everywhere. But Harlow looked like she loved the spotlight. She’s really, really, REALLY cute. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 11:18:12 May 29, 2009 11:18:12

Please. Stop. This. F-ckery!!! (Dlisted)

The only girl whose own hair is worse than a weave (Hollywood Tuna)

Fox and Douche actually make a cute couple (Just Jared)

Model parents all over Hollywood (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried demure in her new video! (Pop Sugar)

Vagina Lips book tour (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How will the tabs spin this Jolie accident? (PopEater)

Cate Blanchett. In Style. Enough said. (INO)

Why Julia left Kiefer (ASL)

For those of you who’ve been looking for these shoes (Antwerp is the new Paris)

Young Love sacrificed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 08:47:17 May 29, 2009 08:47:17

EXCLUSIVE It’s over. For now, it’s over. Multiple sources have confirmed to me exclusively that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner, SO f-cking cute in Vancouver while both were in town shooting their respective projects, have split… It’s been about a week now. Taylor left Vancouver last Friday. Full Story

Jen & Courteney back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 08:33:00 May 29, 2009 08:33:00

After shooting in New York for several weeks away from her bestie and her favourite shoulder to cry on, Jennifer Aniston was back in LA last night with Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette for the Fleetwood Mac show. You know what she’s doing this weekend! What else? The beach, the sun, it’s been far too long, This girl next door who lives an ordinary life in a $15 million mansion needs to recharge her battery after a gruelling work schedule. Full Story

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Drew’s active week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 08:20:00 May 29, 2009 08:20:00

She marched in protest against Prop 8 the other day and last night Drew Barrymore spoke at the 9th annual Lupus Ball in Beverly Hills…in flats! Love her for doing it in flats. Drew did not walk the carpet, only appeared on stage for a presentation, was super low key, not wanting to detract from others, and am told was a doll, very sweet to everyone. Full Story

Where’s Sam???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 07:20:39 May 29, 2009 07:20:39

He’s the breakout star of the film, Sam Worthington. But at the Paris premiere of Terminator Salvation, Sam is noticeably absent…why? It’s his busy schedule. Suddenly Sam is the envy of every actor in Hollywood. Script after script, project after project. And no one’s even heard of him. Full Story

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Ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 07:05:00 May 29, 2009 07:05:00

And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing their sh-t over her comments yesterday during a radio interview in which she decided to put responsibility of Aaron Spelling’s death squarely on her daughter’s fake nasty ass tits: "My daughter one day decided that she wasn't speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that's how it's continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years. Full Story