Last October, Michelle, Duana, and I were on a coach heading from the train station to our hotel in London. By the end of that bus ride, all the other passengers probably hated us. I had my laptop open checking email and started raging at the Adrien Brody photo spread in Hello Canada. And then we all started shouting. Full Story
Bitches of yesterday > Bitches of today (Dlisted)
Ebola beams out her disease (Hollywood Tuna)
What the Jolie told Freida Pinto (Just Jared)
How I met your baby bumps (Pop Sugar)
Mischa resorts to front row flashing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Cammie D keeps flying (INO)
What SnapFace did on January 20th (Cele|bitchy)
Porny’s Chili strategy? (The Blemish)
30 Rock’s skinniest bitch (Popoholic)
Her latest greatest delusion (Holy Moly)
Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… His acting. Full Story
David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two months. He has admitted that he’s considering staying Full Story
My girl Porny arriving in Virginia yesterday after a sh-tstorm this week over her body. Have always said, Jessica Simpson is at her best casual, with minimum makeup and natural(ish) hair. On these occasions, usually at airports, she is a knockout. SO pretty. Unfortunately, as a result of her low classy taste, and her dumbass hairstylist Ken Paves, the stage Jess is always too loud, too poufy, too tranny, too Porny, too high-waisted, and two belts. Full Story
Happy 35th Birthday Maureen! With love from your sister Megan. To Diane in New Jersey– Happy Birthday and thanks so much for the loyal support of this site! Full Story
One of the sh-tty things about being away from home, aside from missing my Marcus even though he probably doesn’t miss us because he’s staying with his best friend Kona and their lives consist of fun and snacks and naps and what a spoiled little punk and sorry I digress, is the digital cable. I am a slave to my DVR. And I missed the Project Runway Canada premiere last night – gah!
Season 1 was appointment television for us. Even the husband. A fully Canadian first class production…
And Iman >>> Heidi Klum
Anyway, if you watched please send an update. Am unable to move forward unless I know the beginning.
Wednesday – still blogging from Toronto. Will be speaking at the Canadian Marketing Association Business of Ideas Forum at the Royal York tomorrow afternoon. You should come if you can! Getting smutty with a crowd in business suits. How many are closet gossips? Can you spot a closet Brangelunatic? They are very angry right now about the Oscar campaign suggestions. Like, how else are the Pitts supposed to exit an airport? They’d never set their kids up to be photographed.
Yours in gossip,
It’s Gran! She’s in Rome for Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis, the longest shoot ever! Can’t wait to see how Nine will play out. Because it’s currently slated for a November 2009 release which means Harvey Weinstein will push for Oscar season… And among all of those actresses, which ones will he promote for contention and which will be asked to take a backseat? And will they claw each other’s eyes out as a result? What if it comes down to Granny and Penelope Cruz? Please. Full Story