Sunday, January 31, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Let’s put the Brange counterattack on hold til tomorrow. For now, it’s the Grammy Awards Live Blog! Beyonce vs Gaga vs TSwizzle...and no Kanye. Also – Drake & Eminem on stage together. Oh Grammy quivers.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 29, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Jay Leno on Oprah yesterday – did you watch? Was pleasantly surprised that the Mighty Opes actually pressed. She did not hold his hand, she wasn’t greasing the ass of a good friend, but then again, this could also have had something to do with the audience poll – over 90% of respondents were for Conan.  Read Full Intro

Free hands, no pockets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 17:35:42 January 29, 2010 17:35:42

We run on weekends in the endowment lands, a forest in Vancouver with great trails and light hills and the most beautiful trees, and a section that looks like the ewok territory from Return of the Jedi. I used to go alone, with Marcus, but Fiona and head up there together because there are now some safety concerns after an attack last year. Full Story

The more you fight it…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 13:10:05 January 29, 2010 13:10:05

The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch with every dollar, with every vein, with every needle… And the result is this – candid shots of Madonna out for dinner last night in London and then catching a flight today back to New York. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 12:34:00 January 29, 2010 12:34:00

This bitch will be a parent. Great. (The Superficial)

What Robert Pattinson inspired (Dlisted)

Jacek doesn’t need to be so terrified anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle for Peace & Justice (Just Jared)

John Mayer blames Daddy Issues (Pop Sugar)

The Italian Queen is possessive (Cele|bitchy

Little Sci’s red tears (ASL)

Stella, sweatpants, saggy (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More cuteness from Gwen’s boys (INO)

OMG. I still care about the Milli Vanilli (Popeater)

Emily’s coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 10:44:49 January 29, 2010 10:44:49

She’s in London promoting The Wolfman. I have nothing to say except this coat is making me crazy. Love it so much. Although you probably have to be a tiny person to wear it. And the tights and the shoes, the style so far on this press tour has been amazing…and they’ve yet to make a big push in North America. Full Story

So much better when it moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 09:28:16 January 29, 2010 09:28:16

Nicole Kidman’s face, but this also applies to Colin Firth’s hair. As you know, it’s never a terrible thing to see Colin in a tux. But my one complaint about him during awards season has been the hairspray. He is so much sexier with hair that moves. Like today, in London leaving Radio 2 after an interview, Colin’s hair in the wind, some grey in the corners, wearing the sh-t out of those jeans… YES. Full Story

You snuck up on me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:58:21 January 29, 2010 08:58:21

It’s been a busy week, haven’t had a chance to read Entertainment Weekly as thoroughly as I normally do, but wanted to do some Lost prep before the big premiere next Tuesday (jumpy claps!) and there he is, lasering my loins again, a quiveration sniper, in two photos that conjure up the sad fantasies. Full Story

Was it awkward?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:38:21 January 29, 2010 08:38:21

Oh I hope so. Don’t front like you’re all noble and that there isn’t a part of you that’s curious to know if there was some tension last night on the carpet at the Calvin Klein event when Ginnifer Goodwin showed up with her new boyfriend and her ex fiancé Chris Klein came too. Full Story

Best title + great poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:07:12 January 29, 2010 08:07:12

I am dying to see Hot Tub Time Machine. It looks stupid. Like stupid funny. When done well I love stupid funny. SO MUCH. Hot Tub Time Machine looks stupid funny. Hopefully it’ll be good stupid funny. Because the title is inspired. And the poster … not bad either. Full Story

What is your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:01:36 January 29, 2010 08:01:36

Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He just has messy hair. Full Story