Friday, May 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thursdays are always busy. Two carpets on two coasts, A list celebrities, a Manslinger and a Shelf Ass try to get along, further analysis of Demi Moore’s face, is that her frenemy?, George Clooney heats up Miami, and much much more.

Photo heavy Friday! Keep refreshing!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Canucks gave up a 3 goal lead in the third period last night, allowing the Blackhawks to tie with only 5 minutes to go. So I decided to change up the luck. I went pee. Came back, sat down, Vancouver scores. I’m just saying, don’t scoff at superstition. Sometimes you need to change the elements. Brought to you by the Chinese Squawking Chicken. She should start up a feng shui phone line.

PPS. Want to win a pair of tickets to One Night Live and two passes to meet Mr Big himself Chris Noth?

One Night Live is being presented by Sun Life Financial on May 21st at the ACC in support of the Women & Babies Program at Sunnybrook. Sting, Sheryl Crow and The Canadian Tenors will perform on one stage! Hosted by Chris Noth from SATC, ONE NIGHT LIVE™ will raise funds in support of the Women & Babies Program at Sunnybrook.

Email [email protected] with One Night Live as the title before midnight Pacific May 5th, 2009 (transportation not included and the show is in Toronto…please keep this in mind!). Standard terms apply.

If you’d like to go and don’t win, tickets are available now through www.onenightlive.ca or Ticketmaster starting at $99 up to $450. LaineyGossip readers are eligible for a 25% discount. Just use the promo code “gossip” when prompted to qualify…

Time for Zoe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 16:08:00 May 1, 2009 16:08:00

I have a thing for teen dance movies. Please. I know I’m not alone. Have you seen Centre Stage? SO. Bad. SO. Good! I wondered about Zoe Saldana back then. Have been wondering what’s taken her so long to make it. She’s obviously amazing to look at, diversity is good, the acting isn’t bad either. Full Story

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Shelfy gets a job!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 13:15:43 May 1, 2009 13:15:43

Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag! Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador for Revlon too. Full Story

New Moon at the theatre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 11:27:31 May 1, 2009 11:27:31

As I first reported earlier this week, they shot more theatre scenes last night for New Moon with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Anna Kendrick. Indulge me for a moment while I gloat, will you? Because I was yelled at by some twi-hard called Angela earlier the other day when I initially reported the shoot schedule: STOP TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU BITCH! THEY ALREADY FINISHED THE SCENES AT THE MOVIE THEATER AND THE BREAK UP, YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF!!!! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. Full Story

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Robo Zombie at Star Trek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 11:08:54 May 1, 2009 11:08:54

He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with the GMD. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing on a rare occasion not to steal the spotlight, unlike that f-cker Mel Gibson earlier this week at Wolverine with his uber low grade Angelina Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 10:58:00 May 1, 2009 10:58:00

ALL of these ladies are more attractive than Tori Spelling (Dlisted)

Hurley tweaked in sateen (Hollywood Tuna)

No! No! No! Blonde Blair Waldorf looks haggard and unhealthy (Just Jared)

Little Sci’s penetrating eyes (Pop Sugar)

Rich snobs hate Madonna (The Superficial)

Looks like an ultrasound on her ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dollhouse downgrade! (INO)

JailBait’s daddy says it’s ok to sleep over in Hawaii (Cele|bitchy)

There are more wrinkles on her forehead than on Granny Freeze’s (IDLYITW)

Which LipGloss does not belong? (A Socialite's Life)

George Clooney > Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 10:30:21 May 1, 2009 10:30:21

Anna Kendrick’s biggest splash to date has been the scene stealer in Twilight. Everyone I know who was forced to see it, and came away feeling dumber and ashamed, everyone noted that its few non-cringe moments were provided by Anna Kendrick. She’s charming. There are brighter days ahead for Anna Kendrick. Full Story

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Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 09:32:06 May 1, 2009 09:32:06

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

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Freshly needled?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:55:00 May 1, 2009 08:55:00

Still think her face is the best, that her surgeon’s work is the best… But maybe not, like, the day of. Or even the day after. This is Demi at the Cartier event last night. I will say it for you since you’re thinking it but afraid to vocalise it because you don’t want to go hell. Full Story

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Like coming home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:33:18 May 1, 2009 08:33:18

No Doubt performed this morning on The Today Show! I almost cried… It’s been, what?, 4 years since the last time? Now it’s a new tour. Starting tomorrow in Atlantic City, then continuing through the summer wrapping up in August. Are you going? If you’ve never, you must. The band’s energy is ridiculous. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Venus Embrace Goddess Look #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 08:19:00 May 1, 2009 08:19:00

Each week for the next 8 weeks, we’re helping our friends at P&G/Gillette explore celebrity style - specifically how their looks change from daytime to evening. Each week we will select a new photo set of a sexy celeb and contrast it with what she wore during the daytime or evening in the past, depending on which time of day it was taken. Full Story