Cheese Toe Christmas

November 13, 2008 16:07:24 Posted at November 13, 2008 16:07:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hello Kitty Mimi’s on the cover of the holiday issue of Redbook. As usual, because she’s generous like that, Mimi doles out some cheesy gems, including how she plans on celebrating Christmas with her new husband Nick Cannon. "I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees it. But this year it will be appreciated!" Please. Full Story

Getting domestic

November 13, 2008 14:52:57 Posted at November 13, 2008 14:52:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson were photographed at his/their farmhouse the other day outside Toronto. They were then spotted Monday at Yorkdale Mall, with his mom, at Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn. Full Story

Yeah baby!

November 13, 2008 13:22:13 Posted at November 13, 2008 13:22:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly has released its list of 25 Entertainers of the Year. And, not surprisingly, the magazine is MUCH closer to the target than that old windbag Barbara Walters and her 10 Most Fascinating. She did it, you know? She actually picked Tom Cruise. TOM CRUISE? What exactly has the GMD contributed this year? Even his Presentation of Katie Holmes is getting old!!! Anyway… With the exception of Kid Rock, EW’s list is totally arguable. Full Story

Madge`s major league poet

November 13, 2008 11:39:33 Posted at November 13, 2008 11:39:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Am still having a hard time accepting it. What Madonna could be doing with a loser like ARod. Maybe it’s his…poetry? So now she’s in high school falling for the douchey John Mayer type? WTF??? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Madge said of her supposed lover: "(He) has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 13, 2008 11:24:00 Posted at November 13, 2008 11:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry’s true colour (Dlisted)

Is she prettier than her sister? (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Moses looks like… mom or dad? (Just Jared)

Kelly Ripa cheerleading (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This is why Kanye needs a tv show (IDLYITW)

Stop. Collaborate and listen (INO)

Madge is mad at Gwynnie! (Cele|bitchy)

Are they pregnant??? (Holy Moly)

This is Kellie Pickler??!!?? (Candy Kirby)

MK and Ashley continue to influence no one (Pop Sugar)

Joel has angles too!

November 13, 2008 10:23:55 Posted at November 13, 2008 10:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie showed up together at the Alberta Ferretti store opening last night ...both super attractive! Especially him! Is it just me? Nicole has a great nose, non? In fact, she has a great a face. Why doesn't she get more credit for her face? It was the second night out in a row for Nicole. Full Story

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Twilight Premiere Giveaway!

November 13, 2008 08:34:24 Posted at November 13, 2008 08:34:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Want to spend a night with the screaming fangirls? And the horny fanmoms? I know you do, don’t lie! Twilight is our sick, twisted addiction. Ugh. So yeah, I’m totally going. And are you? We have 10 pairs of passes to the Twilight premiere on November 19th. Five (5) for Vancouver and five (5) for Toronto. Full Story

Lolita hates Lilo

November 13, 2008 08:27:13 Posted at November 13, 2008 08:27:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The energy is smutty today. Everyone is fighting. Everyone hates everyone else. The air is thick with drama, it’s the ideal temperature – gossip is growing! Next in the ring: Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere. Milo’s little Lolita was shopping the other day when she was approached by a few fans who apparently mistook her for Lilo Full Story

JailBait CakeFace

November 13, 2008 08:01:38 Posted at November 13, 2008 08:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN 16 (!) is to not have to embellish, isn’t it? Or was it? If looking OLD is in, why does Granny Nicole Kidman keep mutilating her face? JailBait brought along her dad and her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston to the event amid rumours that he’s now living with her family. Full Story

Country Wax

November 13, 2008 07:58:58 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Underwood won big last night at the CMAs. She also changed, like, 45 times. And each time she came out, she still looked like her wax figure so in the style department, she’s not exactly kicking Porny Simpson’s ass… As for that mall hair I mentioned in reference to Taylor Swift – straight on top, curly on bottom – perfect example right here on Country’s biggest bitch whose ego, if you can believe it, is actually heavier and more volatile, than her hair. Full Story

Lifetime Achievement Award

November 13, 2008 07:26:00 Posted at November 13, 2008 07:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is that the old lady recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award at the CMAs this year? No. That is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looking elderly on the red carpet. And, once again, drawing attention to her belly. Like there might be something in there. Or reminding us that there was something in there. Full Story