Scurry aside for Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 11:38:32 September 29, 2009 11:38:32

Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. Lilo however thought the room was hers. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 11:13:22 September 29, 2009 11:13:22

One more Lainey post coming after Tingles (Jacek edition) and then I have some wisdom to impart. Jacek

Kanye will become other people’s 12-step in 1 step (Dlisted)

Monica in Elle. I blacked out for a second when I saw this (Hollywood Tuna)

Double Cruz goodness. Pene in Vanity Fair (Popoholic)

More New Moon posters! More New Moon posters!! OMG OMG OMG (Just Jared)

MLP has eyes that say “You. Me. Back alley. Now”. Always found her to be MOT (mysteriously hot) (The Superficial)

Scarjo talks body image in Glamour. I could be supportive there too. Yes please. (Pop Sugar)

Husband of the year wakes up and realizes he’ll be poor soon. Time to apologize (INO)

Lance Bass finishes all over Britney. Hilarious photo/title combo when you see it (Towleroad)

Ashley Tisdale. Not hot. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Mariah’s employee interviews himself (Popeater)

Where’s the Swinger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 10:01:07 September 29, 2009 10:01:07

Hidden under too many layers of douche. This is Vince Vaughn with Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell in Sydney presumably to promote Couples Retreat heading to the zoo for some sightseeing. On screen he’s hilarious and endearing. In person… by many accounts… he’s insufferable. As in when they were shooting this film there were specific instructions not to look at him. Full Story

He shed the Clinger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 08:53:26 September 29, 2009 08:53:26

Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. Full Story

Did they read for this too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 07:22:07 September 29, 2009 07:22:07

The Jessicas… No doubt they both would have been desperate for this – The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon who gets the pick of the scripts – but they were up against Emily Blunt. Please. If Emily wants it, why bother letting them read for it? Here’s Emily on set in New York yesterday. Full Story

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The Jessica School of Acting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:54:00 September 29, 2009 06:54:00

Today is We Day in Vancouver. The Dalai Lama, among others, will be addressing 16,000 young people, engaging them, encouraging them, celebrating their efforts to give back and make a difference.Make The Difference is the name of Jessica Biel’s foundation. She’s working on a new film that’s shooting in Vancouver. Full Story

Thom at Nobu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:44:00 September 29, 2009 06:44:00

He’s very rarely papped. But he rarely goes to Nobu in Malibu which is where Thom Yorke was photographed the other day for dinner. Been looking for a black leather cuff like his for a long time. They never fit my wrist. I have small wrists. Jacek says he’s grossed out sometimes by what he calls my “bird hands”. Full Story

September 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:34:23 September 29, 2009 06:34:23

Happy 32nd Birthday Catherine! What a year with Juliet and a new life! Cindy says she knows you’ll make it, sending a big hug and best wishes for an amazing day to kickstart an amazing year. Congrats to Cindy M, Belinda B, Dale T, Jennifer V, and Tanya C for winning a copy of Shinan's Bold Face Names, and to Natalie E for winning the IT Lounge gift bag. Full Story

Monday, September 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Megan Fox on Saturday Night Live was a giant bust. It wasn’t entirely her fault. After all, they do write for the guest. But if the guest doesn’t inspire…

Kinda like playing chicken or egg.

At the end of it all however Megan was upstaged by the “f-cking”. New cast member Jenny Slate inadvertently let one fly during a late show skit resulting in the predictable overreaction by the MiniVan Majority and some kind of ruling by the FCC because The Swears on network television contradicts our Family Values.

But it’s totally ok to watch a tv show in which a bachelor/ette sh-ts on the sanctity of marriage by making out with as many people as possible on camera before proposing during the season finale. Also, the biggest story in entertainment this weekend was that Kardashian wedding. This, to me, is much more offensive than The Swears at any time of day or night.

It’s Monday – am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Many, many thanks for your birthday messages over email on Twitter! The weekend, it’s blurry…

The Passion of The Beaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 16:26:30 September 28, 2009 16:26:30

Too easy. And there are more. I’m sure you can think of a few. It’s Mel Gibson on set in NY with his hand shoved up a stuffed beaver filming a movie called The Beaver. No doubt it’ll be an Oscar contender. Actually… His old friend Jodie Foster is directing it. The Beaver probably won’t suck. Full Story

It’s too early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 13:46:26 September 28, 2009 13:46:26

Am not complaining about seeing adorable photos of Hugh Jackman with his wife and children at the pumpkin patch. Not at all. Am complaining however about how early the Halloween decorations go up. Last week I saw them everywhere: witch masks at the drug store, haunted house displays at the grocery, and it’s not even October. Full Story