Blake Lively No Legs

November 11, 2008 06:56:15 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All the editors at W Magazine must be completely cock-eyed – the only way to explain the decision to make THIS the new cover. It’s Blake Lively. And her head is bigger, MUCH bigger, than her waist. And she has no legs. And her dress is too small. And she looks like a tranny. And … WhatThe F-ck??? An entire photo shoot and this is the best they could come up with? More importantly though… can Jenny Humphrey please f-ck off? Full Gossip Girl breakdown of last night’s episode coming soon. Full Story

Hot Hugh for a Lifetime

November 11, 2008 06:49:47 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Needless to say, next to the frozen Gran, Hugh Jackman on Oprah was extra… ALIVE. A virile, smoldering, real man of a man. Damn! Thought all night about putting him on the Freebie Five but like Johnny Depp, why would you want Hugh Jackman for just one night? He’s not Freebie Five material. Full Story

Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron

November 11, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story

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November 11, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 11, 2008 06:18:46 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:18:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Adina from Calgary who was married in Regina on Saturday. And well done on your perfect thesis too! Lots of love from your Bridesmaid and BFF Chelsea.  Full Story

Monday, November 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for your messages re: this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive prediction feature. Click here to catch up if you haven’t already. Many of you truly believe it’ll be President-Elect Barack Obama and hey, if People has the balls for it, please please yes. But don’t overestimate the People subscriber-base. After all, they probably actually think Jennifer Aniston’s visit to Ivy was anything but f-ckery.


Still… others have pointed out the oversight that is Leonardo DiCaprio. Quite right. I must be prejudiced against his limpness. Leo’s pros and cons will follow later today.

Monday – new posts throughout the day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Clooney redeemed?

November 10, 2008 16:38:21 Posted at November 10, 2008 16:38:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several weeks ago, it was reported and confirmed by George Clooney’s rep that he had no interest and would not join the cast of ER for the series finale, turning his back on the show that made him. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio

November 10, 2008 15:11:20 Posted at November 10, 2008 15:11:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By popular demand, an addition to the list of candidates for this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive – if you’ve yet to read the feature handicapping the contenders, click here. Otherwise, this article means nothing. Full Story

Granny with penis and Oprah

November 10, 2008 11:55:26 Posted at November 10, 2008 11:55:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Inspired casting. Really. For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account. Full Story

Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too!

November 10, 2008 11:37:19 Posted at November 10, 2008 11:37:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story

Bad Birthday Karma

November 10, 2008 10:28:54 Posted at November 10, 2008 10:28:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed to decorate just so but all white (which is so over) with roses and mirrors and other standard lounge embellishments. Full Story

Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

November 10, 2008 09:29:33 Posted at November 10, 2008 09:29:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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