Pippy explains the PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 09:14:21 April 23, 2009 09:14:21

Pippy was on soft Kimmel last night continuing to promote his show and his tequila and whatever. Also something about climbing Kilimanjaro. Pip’s doing it for charity. And for that he should be applauded. But then he’ll take all the credit and feed it to his ego. For that he should not be applauded. Full Story

GOOPy’s one “fat” friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 08:02:23 April 23, 2009 08:02:23

It’s Mario Batali. They went to Spain together and he claims she eats a lot of his food. No doubt, Mario is heavy. And you know the GOOP. Being heavy is unacceptable. Reports Page Six:"Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change. Full Story

Twilight: Multigenerational wolves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 07:44:00 April 23, 2009 07:44:00

Yesterday in Vancouver – Chaske Spencer spotted in good spirits and your first look at Graham Greene, in town to shoot his sequences for New Moon. Both worked yesterday. Where: in the forest. What: Robert Pattinson/Edward takes off, leaves Bella/Kristen Stewart, and then people are looking for her and then Chaske carries her to safety. Full Story

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Lilo & Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 07:37:38 April 23, 2009 07:37:38

Are you watching Dirty Face on Ellen? If not, you must find it. CRAZY. Will write more about it later... But my favourite part so far: Lindsay Lohan namedrops Natalie Portman. Says that Natalie Portman has been a very good friend to her, has helped her through tough times, is a source of constant support. Full Story

Jesus heals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:55:10 April 23, 2009 06:55:10

Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Full Story

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Lilo on Ellen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:41:00 April 23, 2009 06:41:00

Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story

April 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:10:13 April 23, 2009 06:10:13

Happy 30th Birthday Sian! New opportunities are coming. I can feel it! Single and charitable? On May 6th it’s the 5th annual Toronto’s Finest Bachelors & Bachelorettes auction in support of cancer research at Princess Margaret Hospital with local celebrities and television personalities! Click here Full Story

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Jessica Biel parked her Shelf Ass at centre court last night to let Manslinger Kate Hudson know that when it comes to clinging, nobody does it better. And The Phone premiered on MTV too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Photos below.

Also Lilo: her bones and her boys. Horrifying new images and still Dina Lohan insists there’s nothing wrong.

Wednesday - am headed home to Toronto today so blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Alex Burrows. That’s all.

PPS. It’s been a while since my last book affair. One of the perks of the job is that they send me books. Lot of books! Some are good, many are not, few are affair-worthy. This weekend I had an affair with a book. The stay-up-all-night-reading kind of affair. Will write about it soon. You must read The Outcast by Sadie Jones.

Johnny Depp and… Twilight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 13:54:07 April 22, 2009 13:54:07

You know it hurts me to write it as much as it hurts you to read it. But… Johnny Depp in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary and … not really feeling the side part. At all. Also those glasses, the way they turn up at the sides, it’s like he’s had his eyes pulled or something. Full Story

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Chelsea Handler vs Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 12:53:00 April 22, 2009 12:53:00

I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, Chelsea does not play pretend face with Ebola Hilton. Full Story