Smutty Tingles

November 10, 2008 09:10:31 Posted at November 10, 2008 09:10:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who holds Jennifer Aniston at night? (Dlisted)

Are they bigger, or is she thinner? (Hollywood Tuna)

Bad acting can buy you a farm (Just Jared)

Another child star stripper (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Keira, her boyfriend, and his leather jacket (Pop Sugar)

Will & Jada cheese up Essence (INO)

The worst maternity style ever (ICYDK)

Hello Kitty waits for sex (Cele|bitchy)

Cammy D doesn’t share (IDLYITW)

What to wear to a luncheon

November 10, 2008 08:34:13 Posted at November 10, 2008 08:34:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story

Mantime with Brooklyn

November 10, 2008 07:56:00 Posted at November 10, 2008 07:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks took Brooklyn to the Laker game on Sunday and spent much of the time tingling our loins with his quivering display of doting fatherliness. Becks in sweats. Love. Posh, meanwhile, after a brief trip to London, returned home on Saturday, arriving at LAX perfectly styled in a trench coat and a trilby with Louby booties. Full Story

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Cheese-free and beautiful

November 10, 2008 07:10:33 Posted at November 10, 2008 07:10:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emily Blunt has kept a pretty low profile while hard at work on back to back features and also since breaking up with that Canadian cheese dick Michael Bublé who allegedly didn’t keep it faithful…or even legal for that matter. Allegedly. But still the grandmothers who buy his records think he’s a sweet gentleman from the old school. Full Story

Single Sienna Manhunter

November 10, 2008 06:53:46 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that. Full Story

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Don`t call her a lesbian

November 10, 2008 06:43:19 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A beautiful Lindsay Lohan on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, seemingly incapable of posing with her mouth closed, is reportedly insisting that she’s not a lesbian. Asked by the magazine about who she’s dating, Lilo coyly answered that: "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing”. Full Story

The Jolie for the panda

November 10, 2008 06:15:08 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:15:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin weight is almost all gone, save for a surprisingly UNconcave stomach. Full Story

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Now she`s Ebola Hilton

November 10, 2008 06:04:14 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:04:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore? Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian? Really??? Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Full Story

November 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 10, 2008 06:01:05 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Lindy who’s moving back to Ontario from Alberta – good luck with everything and congratulations on the new job! Mo and your Calgary public love you and will miss you dearly! A belated smutty birthday shoutout to my oldest bff MaryAnne in Calgary. You will be the next Lainey! xxoo jody And for Wendy, pastry chef extraordinaire with the bum ankle – get well soon! Attaching the video below for a pick me up…but LOWER your volume. Full Story

Friday, November 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It actually happened.

Britney and Madonna. Justin and Madonna. Last night in LA. Am SO jealous! Photos and video to follow but first…

It’s the last day of our vacation and we head home on the ferry this afternoon. All week I’ve been wearing flannel shorts pulled up and OVER my belly. Honestly don’t know how to return to civilisation.

Friday – will post in the morning, then must travel. Have pre-written the annual People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive predication feature that reads in chronological order which means you’ll have to scroll down for my pick or click here and be taken directly to the feature. Newer articles will appear per standard blog format close to the top.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Been posting late in the day. Scroll down, hit VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on Lilo diamond shopping, Bond, Olga, and Britney.