Jesus heals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:55:10 April 23, 2009 06:55:10

Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Full Story

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Lilo on Ellen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:41:00 April 23, 2009 06:41:00

Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story

April 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:10:13 April 23, 2009 06:10:13

Happy 30th Birthday Sian! New opportunities are coming. I can feel it! Single and charitable? On May 6th it’s the 5th annual Toronto’s Finest Bachelors & Bachelorettes auction in support of cancer research at Princess Margaret Hospital with local celebrities and television personalities! Click here Full Story

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Jessica Biel parked her Shelf Ass at centre court last night to let Manslinger Kate Hudson know that when it comes to clinging, nobody does it better. And The Phone premiered on MTV too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Photos below.

Also Lilo: her bones and her boys. Horrifying new images and still Dina Lohan insists there’s nothing wrong.

Wednesday - am headed home to Toronto today so blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Alex Burrows. That’s all.

PPS. It’s been a while since my last book affair. One of the perks of the job is that they send me books. Lot of books! Some are good, many are not, few are affair-worthy. This weekend I had an affair with a book. The stay-up-all-night-reading kind of affair. Will write about it soon. You must read The Outcast by Sadie Jones.

Johnny Depp and… Twilight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 13:54:07 April 22, 2009 13:54:07

You know it hurts me to write it as much as it hurts you to read it. But… Johnny Depp in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary and … not really feeling the side part. At all. Also those glasses, the way they turn up at the sides, it’s like he’s had his eyes pulled or something. Full Story

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Chelsea Handler vs Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 12:53:00 April 22, 2009 12:53:00

I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, Chelsea does not play pretend face with Ebola Hilton. Full Story

On rare occasions…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 11:00:33 April 22, 2009 11:00:33

When he’s not asstalking or assblogging or dressed from head to toe in “me me me” clothing, Kanye West is attractive. He’s even sexy. Kanye attended the Vanity Fair party for the Tribeca Film Festival last night in New York in conservative attire, did not give a pap the beat down, was not pimping his model beard, and actually brought out the quiver. Full Story

How many changes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 10:23:35 April 22, 2009 10:23:35

Am writing this at exactly 10:00am Pacific. So it’s only 12:55pm in New York. It’s barely afternoon. But already Jennifer Lopez has changed 3 times! First it was the blue in an article posted earlier. Then she went for a fitted khaki number for Regis & Kelly followed by a red and leopard ensemble for a meeting later on, all in service of a body that is back and some new project. Full Story

A day without Hugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:58:10 April 22, 2009 08:58:10

Two days, actually! Can you believe it’s midweek and not one post about Hugh Jackman until now? Slap me. To make up for it, here are several shots of Hugh in Hollywood yesterday at his hand and footprint ceremony on all fours with his pipes all pumped and a big smile as usual working it for the crowd and the cameras. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:53:35 April 22, 2009 08:53:35

Is she a fraud? (Dlisted)

Those are her lips, not a distant island (Hollywood Tuna)

Holy f-ck, did he ever get ugly fast (Just Jared)

Billionaire photo cheese! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who are the new besties? (Pop Sugar)

By drunk she means tall (INO)

Mrs. Beckham misspelled (Cele|bitchy)

Does this girl own pants? (IDLYITW)

A good mother uses her child as a prop (A Socialite's Life)

Nicole Richie grows! (The Superficial)

You are a humpbacked geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:29:00 April 22, 2009 08:29:00

So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was promised that he would not be asked about his “acting”. Full Story