Matchy Matchy in a Cabbie

November 7, 2008 08:08:37 Posted at November 7, 2008 08:08:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham was in London last night out for dinner with D&G. At the end of the evening, the alleged style icon went home in a black cab. Poor thing must have cried all the way home, exposing her Birkin to the riffraff like that. As you can see, even though it was probably not warm, Posh decided to go without a coat. Full Story

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Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty

November 7, 2008 07:57:00 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only after Madonna told the crowd: She’s not your bitch! As you can see, Brit looked …ok. Full Story

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Johnny Depp

November 7, 2008 07:36:26 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:36:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Look at him Major box office player, just signed massive deal with Disney Certainly deserves to stand alongside the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney as 2 time holders of the SMA distinction Family man, devoted to Vanessa Paradis, wild youth tamed by maturity, no recent scandals Universally admired by gay straight, man, woman, and MiniVanArguments against: He doesn’t give a sh-t Is currently super low profile: SMA winners are usually in the thick of, coming out of, or moving into heavy promotion for a project. Full Story

George Clooney

November 7, 2008 07:33:16 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:33:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: He’s George Clooney…he’s always in the running He’s single. No more Sarah Larson. Who? Exactly The MiniVan Majority dream: there’s a woman, the right woman, an everyday regular woman who can change George Clooney. The illusory fire keeps burningArguments against: It has not been a vintage year. Full Story

Robert Downey Jr

November 7, 2008 07:30:08 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:30:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Everyone loves a comeback Iron Man was a smash hit, the sequel is due in 18 months Landed coveted role of Sherlock Holmes Try to mask your shock here but in some circles there is actually talk that they just might campaign for him in the Best Supporting actor category… for Tropic Thunder. Full Story

Christian Bale

November 7, 2008 07:26:58 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:26:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: The total package: so much talent, so beautiful, not a cheesedick Devotion to his wife and daughter make him so MiniVan sexy The Dark Knight was a critical and commercial success, the biggest movie of the year so far with, some say, an outside shot at a Best Picture nomination Next up in the highly, highly anticipated Terminator Salvation in May which could see him go two for two in blockbustersArguments against: He’d hate it. Full Story

Michael Phelps

November 7, 2008 07:19:00 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Don’t laugh. He owned Beijing and unless you’ve forgotten the 2008 Games were the most watched in history, propelled by the flippers of Dolphin Boy and then carried away on a Lightning Bolt But Bolt is not American. And America is the land of endorsements. Phelps’s success made him a marketing machine. Full Story

Justin Timberlake

November 7, 2008 07:16:20 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:16:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Pippy is trying to be a man. His team would most definitely push for the title. And hard. They’d probably even “exchange” several “exclusives” as part of the deal. People Magazine would definitely consider the arrangement Wooing a new readerbase. It’s no accident that Us Weekly has a twat from The Hills on its cover every other week. Full Story

David Beckham

November 7, 2008 07:13:03 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Ummm…look at him You know his wife is lobbying hard for it Has ingratiated himself in American culture, permanent fixture at Laker games etc. High profile celebrity friendships Underwear ads with his man junk on display everywhereArguments against Too desperate His wife doesn’t eat, makes the MiniVan feel fat Is not American An imminent temporary move to Italy Still can’t shake the cheater image I don’t like his hair anymoreODDS: 13 to 1  Full Story

Hugh Jackman

November 7, 2008 07:09:59 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:09:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: He’s making a big push for Australia and he’s a loin rubbing beast in the movie Wolverine is due out next year, a major vehicle for his hotness and likely a massive box office performer Great personality, no scandal, no drama, committed family manArguments against: Epics are tricky. Full Story

Daniel Craig

November 7, 2008 07:07:36 Posted at November 7, 2008 07:07:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for: Bond, James Bond. And everything that comes with The film will be released November 14, perfectly timed for the SMA announcement He rejuvenated the franchise, has retained an irresistible air of mystery, and looks f-cking ridiculous sick in a suitArguments against: In an election year, will People name a non-American as the Sexiest Man Alive? And especially one playing a character so through and through British? Again, like Bale and RDJ, it’s not his thing. Full Story