They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin. Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, cleaned her up, a new positive attitude, kept her busy working on a new project through the fall, away from her regular enablers, and it totally worked out. Full Story
James Franco yesterday – first look at him playing Allen Ginsberg on the set of Howl. James is normally pretty lean. From the side there he looks much thicker. Fake? Howl will focus on the younger Ginsberg, obviously, during the course of the poet’s obscenity trial over the poem that has since become one the defining works of the Beat Generation. Full Story
Last night at the Adventureland premiere in LA – Kristen Stewart, love the hot orange dress, don’t love how she’s been styled. The makeup’s not right. Or something. Like she’s an imposter. I prefer my KStew with natty dirty hair. Having said that, Kristen is 18 and she looks 18. Full Story
Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had it her way she was probably sitting on his lap feeding him 10 minutes into their meal. Full Story
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is getting real with the people. She’s been spending time with Sunday and in support of her husband’s new album, because after all, that’s what a contract is all about, has been deigning to stay in Nashville, mingling with the common folk, even engaging in common folk activities… Like Rollergirls! Saturday night, Gran was spotted at the Nashville Rollergirls event at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds. Full Story
To Alison C in Ottawa from Jess L – congratulations on the new job! You busted your ass, it paid off, you totally deserve it! And Lindsay Lohan should adopt your work ethic… Full Story
Am in Toronto for Fashion Week and for the Heart Truth Red Dress show and will be on Twitter for the week too! Today is my fitting with Evan Biddell. Forgot my Spanx. F-ck!
But not even the drama of the runway can compare to Lindsay Lohan’s weekend hysterics. The usual. More on that later.
Parents picked me up at the airport on Saturday. My mother made me eat a papaya in front of her so that she could inspect if I was wasting the “fruit meat”. I was then declared a fruit meat waster and therefore a money squanderer because, apparently, the amount of meat you leave behind on a piece of fruit is an indication of how much you have saved in your bank account…? I will never escape her web of superstition and suspect mythology. This is how she keeps me in line.
It’s Monday. Am blogging all day. Scroll down if you missed the late Friday Twilight post.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Went to a performance of Dog Sees God the other night and was completely charmed by young Canadian actress Paula Brancati who has currently been charming many of you on Being Erica. Paula steals EVERY scene. Click here for more on Dog Sees God at Six Degrees.
As you’ve heard, Lindsay was let off today – the court recalled her arrest warrant after her lawyer went in there to argue that she’s only missed her alcohol education classes because of pap interference. How come pap interference never interferes with her partying? Or going to Jack Nicholson’s at 2 o’clock in the morning? It was a triumphant morning for Lilo and she made quick work announcing it to the industry with her attorney fully presenting the conclusion of the case to the media following the decision just to make sure those who make the movie decisions are well aware that, for now, Lindsay is not in legal trouble. Full Story
Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I love my GOOPs. And you know she hates Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story
Thanks to Sasha for sending me these – outtakes from Robert Pattinson’s GQ photo shoot. Way better than the ones they chose, non? Any one of these would have worked far better than that side-lie penis pose. You will note however that there always has to be one with his mouth ajar. Yes, twihards, yes. Full Story
Harry or Val Kilmer? (Dlisted)
Ghetto Tits revived! (Hollywood Tuna)
How many hours did LipGloss spend on this 'do? (Just Jared)
Show me a hotter dad in a leather jacket (Pop Sugar)
Thinnification of Lauren Conrad? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Look at her. Can we close the book on pregnancy rumours now? (INO)
Adding infidelity to his illustrious resume? (Cele|bitchy)
Freida > Shelfy! (IDLYITW)
Porny can't remember (ICYDK)
Chicken Fried wannabe (A Socialite's Life)