French bitchfight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 11:58:01 May 25, 2009 11:58:01

What would be the English speaking equivalent? Streep vs Sally Fields? Dame Judi Dench vs Dame Helen Mirren? But French. And therefore a million times more dramatic and passionate. Acclaimed actress Isabelle Huppert was the President of the Jury at Cannes this year. Her rival, acclaimed actress Isabelle Adjani, was scheduled to present yesterday at the festival conclusion …until Huppert stepped in and said no f-cking way, over my dead body. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 10:58:20 May 25, 2009 10:58:20

By far the sexiest cheese in Cannes (Dlisted)

Canadian Scabby celebrates an American holiday (Hollywood Tuna)

Shamef-ck shirtless! (Just Jared)

Anything goes in Heidi’s mouth (The Superficial)

Is it me or does Patrick Dempsey have very small feet? (Pop Sugar)

Kate Moss nipshot for Topshop (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo was supposed to be Robo? (INO)

It’s 2009, Obama is President, and this is still going on… (Cele|bitchy)

Fergie borrows from a horse’s ass (ICYDK)

Kylie to marry? (ASL)

Going for 5 with Xisca by his side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 09:55:03 May 25, 2009 09:55:03

My cousin Cat had baby Sasha a month ago. He’s not sleeping. She’s dead tired. Hopefully some Rafa will help a little. It’s the French Open. Rafael Nadal is aiming for a 5th consecutive title at Roland Garros. By his side to support him: girlfriend Xisca. There were rumours they had split a few months ago. Full Story

More on Pattinson at amfAR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 08:34:00 May 25, 2009 08:34:00

As I reported on Saturday – click here for the article – Robert Pattinson was sold out in Cannes by a friend of Emile Hirsch’s with claims from Life & Style that he and a beautiful blonde called Erika were all over each other at amfAR on Thursday. Full Story

Twilight Exodus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 07:45:20 May 25, 2009 07:45:20

Oh Vancouver. We have our city back. For now. The rest of them left on Friday – Taylor Lautner for Los Angeles, and director Chris Weitz along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene to Italy for 4 days of filming. As you can see, Ashley walked into a garbage can thanks to the brainiac leading her to the gate. Full Story

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Chicken Fried at the wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 06:54:26 May 25, 2009 06:54:26

Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in the front and back, hair was straight, didn’t look budget, good makeup, and very white teeth. Full Story

Robo Gumby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 06:19:30 May 25, 2009 06:19:30

We all want Katie Holmes to start thinking more independently. But maybe not when it comes to her clothing. Because it’s getting worse. Please stop her from dressing herself. It’s one thing to put on something unflattering, it’s entirely another to put on something that makes you look like your legs are freakishly long. Full Story

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Heathcliff Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 06:11:39 May 25, 2009 06:11:39

A week late on the GG chat – the girls had to wait while I was out of town. Sorry about the delay. A neat little ending, non? While the identity of Gossip Girl is still not clear – am not buying it’s Georgina – and the introduction of Half Brother provides for some intrigue to look forward to, for the most part the season concluded without a cliffhanger. Full Story

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May 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 05:56:36 May 25, 2009 05:56:36

For Levco and Lesia, who got married this past weekend, wishing you many years of happiness together. Lesia - wishing you a smutty birthday all your own. Love, Melanie and Marissa. Happy 30th Birthday Suzanne! With love from Tarryn. Happy "29th (+ 4)" Birthday Cristina! From your cousin Lori. Full Story

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am back from Cannes. A gruelling day of travel. Passed out, slept for 10 hours - the most in a month! - and woke up only to be crushed under the weight of thousands of email from panicked Robert Pattinson twi-hards about some girl, some photo.

It's a rare Saturday blog in order to calm the crazy and rescue my poor inbox. In short, that story is bullsh-t. Total bullsh-t.

Also, really wanted to show you that photo of our favourite restaurant in Cannes. It's an Asian one. Called Chinks.

OK twi-hards, promise no hate mail especially after this, right?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey