More Twilight departures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 06:45:31 March 16, 2009 06:45:31

Kellan Lutz and Edi Gathegi left Vancouver on Friday night and Nikki Reed and Rachelle Lefevre departed on Saturday morning – all photographed at Vancouver airport on the heels of Kristen Stewart, Jackson Rathbone, and Ashley Green. Robert Pattinson, as I reported Friday afternoon, also said goodbye – for now – to Vancouver and spent part of the weekend in Arkansas hanging out with the folks from… Walmart? Yes. Full Story

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Booty calls and broken windows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 06:17:58 March 16, 2009 06:17:58

Lilo drama…what else is new. She loves it. She lives for it. She creates it. She can’t exist without it. So there was a warrant issued for her arrest on Friday. Violation of probation related to her DUI. The warrant however did not deter Lindsay Lohan from heading out for an eventful Friday night starting at the Chateau Marmont. Full Story

March 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 06:07:19 March 16, 2009 06:07:19

To Shauna from Linz for sticking with your blog – she doesn’t love the reality tv, as you know, but that doesn’t mean she’s not your biggest fan! Happy 27th Birthday to Jen from Rita. Can't wait to see you in Miami in 3 days!!  Full Story

Friday, March 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Has it really been 15 years? I grew up on ER. I remember I would refuse to go out on Thursday nights back in the day until ER was over. They kept promising in the previews that EVERYONE would be back, without showing EVERY face. One face was missing. They were smart not to show his face. I stayed up for his face. So we were all waiting for him. All of us were waiting for him.

And there he was…

Doug Ross. And Carol. And so much of them! And it was the same. Only better. And he still looks great in scrubs. And of course he had to leave. Because George Clooney is a movie star. Every inch of him is a movie star. It was so obvious. Especially last night. Also – Peter Benton is ageless.

When Carol kissed his hand before going back to bed, my evil heart actually swelled with goodness for the first time in weeks.

Sigh.

So long ER.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Twilight: so long…for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 17:10:00 March 13, 2009 17:10:00

It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do… Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. Full Story

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Friday Night Bentley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 14:28:43 March 13, 2009 14:28:43

Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They watch Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

Karl Barbie and the Maze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:49:00 March 13, 2009 10:49:00

My favourite thing about yesterday was the alleged Mother of Jesus. My favourite thing about today is Karl holding his Karl Barbie. I don’t see that it gets much better than this. I honestly don’t. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:34:05 March 13, 2009 10:34:05

Does brown cover meth face? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s muscular ‘mo (Hollywood Tuna)

Another tv girl back in her place (Just Jared)

The cast of New Moon in makeup (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson by Karl Lagerfeld (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba Bitch lumpy sateen! (INO)

Would you eat Clooney tofu? (Cele|bitchy)

Star Magazine bullsh-t of the week: Brad Pitt pulls a Jude Law (IDLYITW)

Dress like a Vagina Virgin (Webster’s is my bitch)

Becks should have used this excuse (Kickette)

Do you like her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:01:05 March 13, 2009 10:01:05

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

How to look like Taylor Kitsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:44:35 March 13, 2009 08:44:35

On the cover of Men’s Health. You know I love him. But if I’m honest, I have to say I don’t love the hair. I can’t get down with hair like that. It’s too… truck stop/Fabio/trailer park. He needs to cut it. After Wolverine it’s time to cut it. The rest of him however, the rest of him we won’t change a thing. Full Story

Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:04:33 March 13, 2009 08:04:33

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story