Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Season 6 of Project Runway in the United States has been held back due to a legal dispute between Harvey Weinstein and, well, everyone. Still no projected airdate even though almost every episode is cut and ready to go.

While you’re waiting for it, why not Project Runway Canada? Am now addicted to Tuesdays. And to Iman. Once you go Iman, you may never want Heidi Klum. Ever again. Last week she took her stiletto and pretty much crushed one designer’s massive ego. I KNOW, she barked. I love it when she barks. I’d pay her to bark at me. Iman is… everything.

Full episodes of PRC here or for those outside Canada click here. Iman WILL deliver. I promise.

A new episode tonight. Are you watching Canada? Or are you too busy with that Dancing with the F-cking Sh-ts?

Posted late in the day yesterday –would you want your dad looking like that? Scroll down for more.

Am online all day. Check back often. And yes… more Twilight in Vancouver.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Rob’s morning coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 15:55:00 March 10, 2009 15:55:00

Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Full Story

Everyone > Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 13:09:00 March 10, 2009 13:09:00

Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club Full Story

How to get Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 12:02:49 March 10, 2009 12:02:49

Have you always wanted to look like your face hasn’t been washed? Do you want Lindsay Lohan’s Dirty Face glow? Need some orange smear to go along with your crank? Now you can! Yay! As reported previously, Lilo is launching her own spray tan to be sold at Sephora. People.com Full Story

Witherspoon shoe porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 11:47:05 March 10, 2009 11:47:05

The ones today, in Berlin, with the yellow soles. Love. Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland are promoting Monsters vs Aliens in Germany. Yesterday she wore a green shiny dress. That material! Lumpy, see??? Anyway, have received many emails today about her breasts. They’re bigger? This means she’s pregnant? Oh lawd. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 11:02:54 March 10, 2009 11:02:54

I can see her fake nails from here (Dlisted)

Rachel Bilson’s worst dress ever (Hollywood Tuna)

Freida Pinto and Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend (Just Jared)

Drama shows Tom Brady how it’s done (Pop Sugar)

Who needs a bump! (Drunken Stepfather)

That’s right. Go back to TV. (INO)

The return of Michael J Fox! (Cele|bitchy)

Sienna & Keira: nerdy is code for twatty (Holy Moly)

Madge borrows from Lourdes (The Blemish)

Elizabeth Banks has a beautiful bum! (Popoholic)

Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 10:09:37 March 10, 2009 10:09:37

Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. He floats and he crabs. Full Story

The Queen cut her hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 09:25:00 March 10, 2009 09:25:00

There’s been so much about the youths lately…how about some balance with a silver lady? Helen Mirren last night and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Geffen Gala. She rocked a bob for years but it looks like the Queen has gone shorter. You likey? Besides talking out of her ass – repeatedly! – Helen’s been busier than ever, not unlike Meryl Streep and Susan Sarandon, proving that working girls can be mature. Full Story

My Chanel girls …

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 09:05:33 March 10, 2009 09:05:33

And a few other bitches. Freida Pinto still riding high. Is supposedly the new face of Estee Lauder (the first Indian to represent the brand) and has been signed onto Woody Allen’s latest, and today at Chanel during Paris Fashion Week, officially accepted by Le Karl. Also my love Olga Kurylenko. Full Story

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Lopez plotting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 08:14:00 March 10, 2009 08:14:00

JLo last night in New York having dinner with her manager Benny Medina. Oh she’s up to something. There’s that look on her face, something hungry, something determined, As I reported a couple of months ago, Jennifer Lopez wants back on top. She’s instructed her team to do what it takes to get there. Full Story

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Princess AssTalk = Clooney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 07:48:56 March 10, 2009 07:48:56

Bitch… please. As if. I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore because Denny died. Like 3 years ago. But Denny won’t go away. Ugh. SPOILER ALERT – For those of you who are still gnashing your teeth through the sh-t at Seattle Grace however you’re probably aware that Izzie is sick or something. Full Story