Shrek drive fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:22:58 March 13, 2009 07:22:58

Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

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Movie Star Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:07:28 March 13, 2009 07:07:28

I have always loved her nose. She has a great nose. I also prefer when she lets her hair down. This is Julia Roberts in Paris with that sexy beast Clive Owen continuing to promote Duplicity through Europe. Julia decided to amp it up for a change…and this is good. Too many boring suits these days, it’s nice to see her in a slinky black dress. Full Story

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March 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 06:50:28 March 13, 2009 06:50:28

This is for Darren who bet his wife Jennifer and his sister in law Jennifer a Starbucks gift card that there was NO WAY George Clooney would appear on ER in any one of the last few episodes: Pay up.  Full Story

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So most of you would rather touch Billy Ray Cyrus’s soul patch or die than be locked in a room listening to Emmy Rossum’s music – according to the poll, that is.

My favourite Would You Rather answers almost always come from Douglas H in Moncton, NB. He did not disappoint this time: Billy Ray’s soul patch in my no no zone in the back seat of some busted ass car over Rossum songs – ANYDAY!

For those of you who are on Rossum side though, perhaps this video will help. Or not.

Douglas, don’t watch this. You’ll throw yourself out of the building.

Two late posts yesterday – Angelina Jolie back in NYC and holy f-ck, when did Jackson Rathbone get so hot??? Scroll down to get caught up.

Thursday – more Joaquin Phoenix shenanigans, GOOPy Thursday, and Robert Pattinson’s GQ cover.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Next week is Toronto Fashion Week! On Tuesday at 9pm, it’s the second annual Heart Truth Fashion Show featuring top Canadian designers who’ve created one of a kind red dresses to be modelled down the runway by a few recognisable Canadian ladies in support of the Heart & Stroke Foundation. This year, I have the honour of participating and have been paired with Evan Biddell, winner of the first ever Project Runway Canada. Gah! Hope he likes eaters? Do any designers like eaters? Click here to see Biddell’s work. I am afraid of him.

Anyway, the show is strict invite-only. But the F-list is giving away a pair of tickets for Tuesday with priority seating and one night accommodation at the Cosmopolitan Hotel! If you’re interested, simply answer the following question:

Who did I wear at the Oscars? (Hint: The answer can be found at the F-list blog). Send your answer to [email protected] with Fashion Week as the title before midnight Pacific Friday March 13, 2009 if you’re interested. Two winners will be chosen. See you there!

Click here for more information about Heart Truth.

Do you think the other moms hate her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:58:35 March 12, 2009 15:58:35

This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’s friends with any of the other non-supermodel moms? I wonder what they say about her behind her back. Full Story

Robo Weave!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:08:29 March 12, 2009 15:08:29

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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Reese & Jakey European quickie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 13:54:00 March 12, 2009 13:54:00

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal has joined Reese Witherspoon on part of the Euro leg of her Monsters vs Aliens press tour. Here they are in Madrid today visiting a museum, enjoying the sun, walking hand in hand looking happy and relaxed. Many of you emailed yesterday about her dress at the UK premiere – it was Prada. Full Story

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The Mother of Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:17:00 March 12, 2009 12:17:00

Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is what will happen: scrutiny on the family. Full Story

From this distance…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:07:32 March 12, 2009 12:07:32

She almost looks like she did 10 years ago. Right? It’s Meg Ryan out and about yesterday, photographed far enough away that you can’t see if she’s updated her cheeks or her lips lately. Oh Meg… why? We were talking about Julia Roberts in the movie star article Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 10:50:32 March 12, 2009 10:50:32

Bitch fight over the Silver Fox! (Dlisted)

Should the parrot peck its eyes out? Or is that condoning violence? (Hollywood Tuna)

JLo – mom hair? Discuss. (Just Jared)

Damon very blonde – you likey? (Pop Sugar)

If you care to see some Chicken Fried Ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Posh wears jeans and her head is as big as her Birkin (INO)

Granny Freeze goes to Gymboree!!! (Cele|bitchy)

What? He’s not rich enough? (Holy Moly)

Lindsay Lohan’s body idol (The Blemish)

The best Katy Perry has ever looked (Popoholic)