No Botox for the eyeballs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 07:26:35 October 22, 2009 07:26:35

If it were possible, I wonder if Granny Freeze would take care of that too. Then she’d never be caught by cameras looking like this. Which is less than perfect. And less than perfect isn’t good enough. Only completely immobilised and creaseless is good enough. But let’s not fault Gran for seeming tired. Full Story

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Porny & Spittle!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2009 07:14:34 October 22, 2009 07:14:34

Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the restaurant together…for more? Great. Full Story

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There’s no better way to open the day than with some photos of Bill Nighy. Check him out arriving back at his hotel last night in Beverly Hills. And just in time too. Pirate Radio, formerly titled The Boat That Rocked, will FINALLY premiere in North American on November 13. I watched it and loved it on a flight a couple of months ago – click here for a refresher - and, as usual, Bill delivers the sexy. All the time he delivers the sexy.

Pirate Radio is fun. So fun. Philip Seymour Hoffman is surprisingly sexy. Emma Thompson, as usual, is sublime. And you will fall in love with Tom Sturridge. Sweet apple cheeked beautiful Tom Sturridge.

It’s Wednesday and Pippy has taken pity on Shelfy. See? Her cling is unshakeable. Am blogging all day, check back often, and please scroll down for late day posts from Tuesday.

Glee tonight makes up for the seemingly relentless rain. Of course I woke up today with good hair that will die as soon as I step outside. F-cker.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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Renee comes with baggage…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 19:08:16 October 21, 2009 19:08:16

For Bradley. Cooper, obviously. Exclusive photos last night – Renee Zellweger arriving in Vancouver to spent time with Coop. Very cute. Am told that when she came off the flight, she went straight to the washroom for some pretty time – fresh makeup and a quick change. Jacek and I were long distance the first part of our relationship. Full Story

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Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 17:18:00 October 21, 2009 17:18:00

Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held hands as they left. Full Story

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Junior’s audacity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 14:38:00 October 21, 2009 14:38:00

I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. Because Jr’s ex wife Mary Jo Eustace wrote a book. Full Story

Saturday Night Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 12:49:41 October 21, 2009 12:49:41

I’m late on this, sorry. But these photos…it’s worth it, right? You may have seen a silent James Franco on Saturday Night Live last weekend during a skit in which he, playing himself, was ignored by Keenan Thompson on a talk show sketch. At the end of that sketch, he stood up to dance. Full Story

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Is he knock-kneed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 11:40:43 October 21, 2009 11:40:43

It’s Clive Owen. In London promoting The Boys Are Back. I do, I love him too. He’s a sexy beast. And as you know, I want him to cuss at me. But I noticed something while I was watching Duplicity during a scene when he’s running. And it’s been a nagging bitch ever since. Is he knock-kneed? Knock-knee-ness not a quiver killer, it’s definitely not like open mouth breathing but, because fantasy f-cks are all about shallowness anyway, it’s also not exactly ideal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 11:24:29 October 21, 2009 11:24:29

I honestly cannot decide who looks better. Or worse. (Dlisted)

She looks younger than Nicole Kidman too! (The Superficial)

Aren’t there already enough Kardashians? (Popeater)

Love Blake Lively’s black suit (Hollywood Tuna)

How would Jennifer Aniston look in “augmented reality”? (Just Jared)

Most budget ad ever (Pop Sugar)

Angelina luxury brand (INO)

Shauna Sand’s nonstop hustle (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie two for two (Cele|bitchy)

All my gays are happy about this (Towleroad)

Ryan Gosling: life on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:57:51 October 21, 2009 09:57:51

Dead Man’s Bones played Toronto last night, and Montreal before that. Thanks to all of you from every stop along the way who’ve written with your experiences. By all accounts, he’s lovely, and gracious, and sexy as f-ck, and takes time with the fans, and you want him. Badly. Don’t blame you. Full Story

Manslinger MVP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:32:10 October 21, 2009 09:32:10

Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story