May 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2009 04:17:54 May 21, 2009 04:17:54

To Helene – good luck running your first half marathon in Ottawa this weekend! Don’t be nervous, and think about the “after” meals. Promise me you’ll treat yourself. You deserve it. And good luck to Kelli on your first 10K this weekend! Ronda and her happy hour bicep are so proud of you! Full Story

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Brange in Cannes together officially as of last night. And tonight on the carpet.

They’re here. And now they’re the only story.

Press screening for Inglourious Basterds this morning at 8:30am local followed immediately by the press conference which is why I’m getting to a late start. More on some Pitt tenderness below and also Brad observations from the presser.

And the world turns outside the Croisette too. Like when did Joseph Gordon Levitt get that body? Is Ryan Phillippe incurably unfaithful…or desperately insecure?

Wednesday – online all day from Cannes until the Inglourious Basterds red carpet tonight.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 11:34:11 May 20, 2009 11:34:11

So I just wrapped on the carpet at the Palais. Now headed to another event. Follow my tweets! Will post about Brange as soon as I have a chance! They were crazy gorgeous tonight.

In the meantime, please see below - my friends will smut you. Commentary by my hubby so please excuse us in advance…

Mother of ***! Mask please! (DListed)

Number two on my Freebie 5 on the carpet in Cannes (JustJared)

She might be on it if she ate occasionally (PopSugar)

Hayden Panettiere making me question my sexuality. Brrr. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gisele setting me straight again (Hollywood Tuna)

Aniston exhausted from not being talked about daily (INO)

Lilo on her way to important meetings cause she’s serious (ASL)

T.I.’s situation in jail (Cele|bitchy)

Ebola making a Petri dish of the waters near Cannes (IDLYITW)

Chris Pine – I don’t get it. He just doesn’t look right. It’s the head shape and the forehead - eye relationship (The Superficial)

Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Pitt Porn teaser!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 08:58:33 May 20, 2009 08:58:33

Tonight they’ll do it full on carpet style. But last night a little more private. Radaronline has just secured these photos of the Brange kissing last night. Full Story

Poor Man’s LipGloss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:55:38 May 20, 2009 07:55:38

It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to be type cast as a singing dancing elfin. Full Story

Robo Idol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:39:13 May 20, 2009 07:39:13

Thanks for your messages. I would have needed them even if not in Cannes. Haven’t watched Idol is years but hear this season that Adam Lambert saved the franchise? At least this is what Entertainment Weekly tells me. Must be why Katie Holmes showed up with Little Sci last night. Random. So who’s a fan of the show? Mom or LS? Because I’m thinking if you know the show, you know it can get loud. Full Story

Who knew?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:22:53 May 20, 2009 07:22:53

That Joseph Gordon Levitt had this underneath his clothes? Penis duel with Michael Cera, he wins this battle non? Don’t think Michael Cera hits the gym. Obviously Joseph Gordon Levitt has been working out. Full Story

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Sound familiar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:03:50 May 20, 2009 07:03:50

Once upon a time, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe presented together at the Oscars. He told her to open the envelope because she made more money. Many raised eyebrows. I took it as a joke. But as her star began to climb, as she became one of the highest paid, most popular actresses in Hollywood, so his sulky carby face began to make more and more appearances. Full Story

Brad in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 06:52:00 May 20, 2009 06:52:00

A fried rice day indeed. The press screening was at 8:30am. Here’s how it works: thousands of journalists are accredited every year for the Cannes Film Festival. We’re able to view films at scheduled press screening times but only on a first come first serve basis colour coded by badge. For the more popular films, queuing early is critical, even if your badge is one of the higher levels. Full Story

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Pitt Tenderness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 05:26:00 May 20, 2009 05:26:00

After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off shooting, will join Brad on the carpet tonight, then goes back to New York to resume work while he stays here for press Thursday and Friday before returning home for1 the weekend. Full Story

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