Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 11:24:29 October 21, 2009 11:24:29

I honestly cannot decide who looks better. Or worse. (Dlisted)

She looks younger than Nicole Kidman too! (The Superficial)

Aren’t there already enough Kardashians? (Popeater)

Love Blake Lively’s black suit (Hollywood Tuna)

How would Jennifer Aniston look in “augmented reality”? (Just Jared)

Most budget ad ever (Pop Sugar)

Angelina luxury brand (INO)

Shauna Sand’s nonstop hustle (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie two for two (Cele|bitchy)

All my gays are happy about this (Towleroad)

Ryan Gosling: life on the road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:57:51 October 21, 2009 09:57:51

Dead Man’s Bones played Toronto last night, and Montreal before that. Thanks to all of you from every stop along the way who’ve written with your experiences. By all accounts, he’s lovely, and gracious, and sexy as f-ck, and takes time with the fans, and you want him. Badly. Don’t blame you. Full Story

Manslinger MVP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:32:10 October 21, 2009 09:32:10

Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in game 4 it was all Bronx as the Yankees now own the series with commanding 3-1 lead. Full Story

Blair dreams in sepia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:08:50 October 21, 2009 09:08:50

It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle aged? Why is he her life coach? It’s getting so bad even Dan is almost tolerable. Full Story

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Don’t be a stuck squirrel!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 08:20:23 October 21, 2009 08:20:23

Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, the GMD and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. Full Story

Ewan on a rainy day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 07:38:45 October 21, 2009 07:38:45

Ewan any day, but especially on a drenched day… yes. YES. Ewan and his wife turned up at the Amelia premiere in New York last night – he said he agreed to do the movie because he and Hilary Swank have been friends for years. Amelia of course is about Amelia Earhart, yet another Oscar bid from Swank who already has two while Annette Bening and so many others have none. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick comes back to party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 07:20:07 October 21, 2009 07:20:07

She’s the only member of the Twilight cast who’ll be considered for an Oscar this year and Anna Kendrick arrived in Vancouver yesterday after a triumphant appearance in London in support of Up In The Air for a few final days on set of Eclipse. She looks great, non? Especially after such a long flight. Full Story

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West Coast Cling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 06:45:00 October 21, 2009 06:45:00

The Twitter buzz started last night around dinner – sightings of Pipsqueak with the shrink-ass in Vancouver walking around town, out in the open, and then at the movies, the late showing of Where The Wild Things Are at Dunbar Theatre, a great local picture house. Fiona and I saw Harry Potter 3 there, the midnight premiere, and the local high school kids were all dressed up, wired, doing cartwheels down the aisle. Full Story

October 21, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 06:34:18 October 21, 2009 06:34:18

Happy 30th Birthday Vanessa V! It’s the best decade, promise. And thank you for the smutty recruitment. I am toasting you tonight during Puck’s Glee solo which, as a preview, I’m dedicating to you below. Not even sure if you like the show. But if not…there’s no better way to begin your 30s. Full Story

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There was a rumor going around that Tom Cruise was hiding with Balloon Boy in the attic. Word is he's still home in the closet.
– Joan Rivers on Twitter. Thanks to all of you who sent me the quote. She’s a crazy old bat but she is not afraid of the Xenu. I am afraid of the Xenu. One day on the local news I was talking about the GMD and the House of Xenu and I happened to roll my eyes. When I came home a chilling message was waiting for me on email from a Church disciple. Not like Twi-Hard f-cked up which is all horny middle aged, bad grammar, and the swears and super funny but something more sparse and certainly much more sinister. All because of an eye roll.

Joan Rivers isn’t young anymore. I’m just saying she should be careful. Chills, chills, chills.

It’s Tuesday. Robo showed off her bra last night and the cutest couple came out together.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. November 14th – ROUGE. A fundraiser in support of the United Way Toronto’s Community Fund presented by United Way Toronto’s GenNext. An evening of mystery in mask until midnight. And I’m hosting! Click here for more information. Hope to see you there? We can talk smack all night about the celebrity bitch who made her publicist call me to chew me out because she can’t fight her own battles.

One happy Affleck family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 17:28:53 October 20, 2009 17:28:53

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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