Hangover Prunes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 07:49:04 June 3, 2009 07:49:04

Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. They do NOT like getting papped. Full Story

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Bradley vs Bond: grey suit-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 07:16:15 June 3, 2009 07:16:15

Last night in London, Daniel Craig smartly dressed, hitting up an ATM in St Johns Wood. You know I’m all over him in a suit. But training for his third Bond hasn’t started. So… he’s probably not as lean as he has been. I’m just saying it looks a bit tight. Also in grey – over in LA, Bradley Cooper at the premiere of The Hangover, being hailed as this summer’s best comedy. Full Story

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Country Stalker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:54:45 June 3, 2009 06:54:45

This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story

June 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:41:55 June 3, 2009 06:41:55

Happy Birthday Amanda H! Had such a lovely time at Baru that night. We must do again soon? Tell Ritchie to have us over! To Lisa N – Happy 40th! With love from your big sister Tari.  Full Story

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Was nervous for Conan O’Brien last night. He seemed more nervous than anyone else. Love Conan but did not love the debut. The timing seemed off. And the jokes… were for old people. The old people loyal to Leno. Which is The Tonight Show audience. They say Conan skews younger and that they want more hip. The first show wasn’t so hip. But it’s Conan. He’ll grow into it. With help from his famous friends.

And some GOOP!

GOOPy Thursday on The Tonight Show features my Gwyneth Paltrow who has nothing to promote and appears to be simply doing it as a favour. She’s so giving like that. John Mayer Trio will be on at the same time. Of course John wants to be friends with G. Who doesn’t?

It’s Tuesday, have a cold that won’t go away. On the plus side, am extra bitchy.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to vote on the Venus Embrace Look Book. So far Kelly Ripa is lagging behind…with Fergie! Not exactly the best company. New look coming Thursday.

Twilight Saga casting updates - Eclipse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 20:19:18 June 2, 2009 20:19:18

Many of you have been asking when they’ll return to Vancouver to resume filming. Probably August, yes. BUT…there’s no confirmed date. Any reports you’ve read about an exact date in August are premature considering the schedule is still being drafted. Again – the schedule is STILL BEING DRAFTED. Full Story

How bad is it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 17:00:00 June 2, 2009 17:00:00

When you have to pose next to one of these things and you’re not in Japan? This is Wilmer Valderrama today in Vegas for who knows what, and why does it matter when he’s taking photos with a lifesize Handy Man…??? Is he poor? By our standards he’s definitely not poor. Several seasons of 70s would have earned him at least a few million and cash from syndication – he’s not regular person poor, no. Full Story

Lady Noir in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 16:08:59 June 2, 2009 16:08:59

If I had to come back as a white person, I’d come back as Marion Cotillard. She’s perfect. It was very difficult to sit at the same restaurant recently with her and not beg her to be best friends. To eat my spinach risotto with my back to her and not turn around to offer her some. Fortunately it was the best spinach risotto I’ve ever tasted and sharing is stupid. Full Story

Evan Rachel Wood: slight improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 13:36:00 June 2, 2009 13:36:00

My friend Laura is addicted to Robert Pattinson. He’s like crack for her. She and our other friend Lorella enable each other over email. Sometimes they copy me in and I asked to be excused from the conversation. Yesterday Laura candidly described their habit as follows: “Yes, Lorella and I are horrible influences on each other. Full Story

Spock in hat with ‘stache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 12:16:37 June 2, 2009 12:16:37

The other day I simply linked to a few new photos of Zachary Quinto and hundreds of you quivered all over my inbox. Let’s see what happens when I actually post some. This generation’s Spock showed up at the airport this morning headed to Mexico to promote Star Trek. As you can see, he’s trying out some pervy facial hair. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 11:54:10 June 2, 2009 11:54:10

For any of you who still doubt that my Twi-hard hate mail is fake (Dlisted)

Am sad that she doesn’t eat anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox loved her hair, even though everyone else didn’t (The Superficial)

Never sad to see Hugh in a tux (Just Jared)

But the question is – did Reese have to pay for them? (Pop Sugar)

Why is Letterman inviting this sh-t??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Every Twi-hard would die, literally, for this chance (INO)

The only time Ebola turns down a set of balls and it’s the worst mistake ever (Holy Moly)

You will disagree, but Leighton’s was my favourite (Popoholic)

Kristin Cavallari is always a step behind (The Blemish)