Brunette Jolie NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 16:54:56 March 11, 2009 16:54:56

After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you the GMD is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo opportunity, and of course to stare at Brad all day while the kids are running around. Full Story

Twilight Central

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 14:10:00 March 11, 2009 14:10:00

I’ve lost track of what day this is. Every day, they’re all over my city. Brief recap of last night since you all probably need to know what Robert Pattinson was doing? Have heard from multiple sources that they went to karaoke after dinner. Great. The Twihards have a new favourite activity. Full Story

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Go find a big, blue blob…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 12:42:08 March 11, 2009 12:42:08

And stand next to it. I think I might buy one for myself, take it everywhere to look thinner. Way better than eating well and going to the gym. Ugh. Reese Witherspoon tonight in London at the UK premiere of Monsters vs Aliens, dressed in black and extra little next to whatever that is. As for the pregnancy poll yesterday – most of you either hate BumpWatch or don’t think she’s carrying a little Jakey. Full Story

She pedals herself?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 12:11:24 March 11, 2009 12:11:24

Am having a hard time believing it. But these are beautiful, beautiful paparazzi photos of the Alba Bitch in Paris today biking around the city. A bike with a basket, a nanny looking after the kids, during fashion week, enjoying the sights and sounds, the art, the architecture, the bread, the wine, the pastries – it’s a good life for Jessica Alba, non? This must be why she’s able to crack a smile or two in between her usual bitchface. Full Story

The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:28:55 March 11, 2009 11:28:55

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:09:58 March 11, 2009 11:09:58

Really? You don’t miss Julia Roberts? (Dlisted)

Slumdog Pussycat (Hollywood Tuna)

Punk as f-ck elopement (Just Jared)

Penelope’s best hair. I love it! (Pop Sugar)

Classic Kristen Stewart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will & Jada: more Xenu students? (INO)

Why isn’t John Mayer dating her? (Cele|bitchy)

Porny begs for a ring (IDLYITW)

Famewhore crashes car for photo op? (A Socialite's Life)

I’m seeing this on Saturday! (E! Online)

Is that the only reason?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:46:08 March 11, 2009 08:46:08

JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in together. Full Story

Taylor towers over LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:11:43 March 11, 2009 08:11:43

My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron Diaz was dancing behind us so Michelle positioned herself back to back, and discovered that she was taller even though she was wearing shorter heels. Full Story

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Movie star in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 07:56:53 March 11, 2009 07:56:53

Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… Meryl Streep is a real movie star. Full Story

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Ugh. It’s Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 07:09:00 March 11, 2009 07:09:00

Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’d think she was the f-cking Julia Roberts of the Dragon Ball franchise. Full Story

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Suiting up for Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 06:55:40 March 11, 2009 06:55:40

Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –the GMD looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’t think Renee goes to Brazil. Full Story