Around the world with Satsuki

November 4, 2008 09:17:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 09:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, Berlin premiere of Bond Quantum, Daniel Craig arrived of course with his ever present fiancee Satsuki Mitchell. There were rumours floating around earlier this summer that the two had married in a top secret ceremony in Oregon. Her father was asked about it in London last week and explained that the two had returned to Sats’s hometown for her grandmother’s birthday and that they are not husband and wife just yet. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: New Kids giveaway!!!

November 4, 2008 09:10:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 09:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you been loving them forever? Have you been to the comeback concert? Have you seen Jordan in his white shirt and the wind machine? Is Joey all growed up and getting under your loins? Heads up to NKOTB lovers in Edmonton, Calgary, and Vancouver. We have tickets to give away! Details are below. Full Story

Granny in labour, Granny undressed

November 4, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Full Story

Posh in black leather and the marathon

November 4, 2008 07:47:23 Posted at November 4, 2008 07:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Victoria Beckham dressed comfortably for the 10 hour flight from LA to London yesterday in a killer Belstaff leather jacket and Loubie booties. Needless to say, she totally wasn’t expecting to be photographed. Nor did she want to be. As you can see, even by her standards, Posh looks especially gaunt in the face these days. Full Story

The MiniVan rules Seattle Grace

November 4, 2008 07:22:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 07:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you don’t know the background, click here first for a refresher. As expected, Shonda Rhimes, the creator of Grey’s Anatomy and the executive producer, denies Ausiello’s breaking exclusive that GAY was the reason behind the abrupt end to Callie and Dr Hahn. Full Story

Lilo in white and one pink nail

November 4, 2008 06:57:20 Posted at November 4, 2008 06:57:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pink middle finger on both hands - no doubt what’ll be the new nail trend by next week. Here’s Lindsay Lohan thin thin thin even in white yesterday picking up some dirty Chinese at Panda Express to share with Samantha before throwing it up or cranking it off later in the day. As reported yesterday, Lilo will no longer be hosting Full Story

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November 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 4, 2008 06:45:57 Posted at November 4, 2008 06:45:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Krista, my favourite Outlaw Sista. I love you even though you have the hair of a ScientoloTot! With love, Kels! Happy 26th Birthday Maria. And you are NOT old! Who you callin’ old??? I know it’s been a rough year. Hopefully your Christmas procedure kicks off an amazing 2009. Keep me posted! Congratulations Shalta on finishing your applications! Lots of love from a very proud Steph. Full Story

Monday, November 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Lewis Hamilton is the youngest F1 champion ever. And the first black champion. He’s hot too, although his taste in women is perhaps a little suspect. Lewis, as you know, is dating Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls, a girl group whose members are disposable depending on the dance formation.

Still…it’s just the beginning in what could be a history making week.

Monday – am blogging all day today from the Pacific Rim just a few feet from the ocean with no cell service but… there’s internet! Squee!!!

Yours in gossip,


Disney hates gays

November 3, 2008 16:08:45 Posted at November 3, 2008 16:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith and Derek, there is the always strong Sandra Oh with a new hot crazy quivering love interest in Kevin McKidd and I grudgingly like Izzie and Karev and of course, the way they’ve been treating the lesbian storyline between Callie and Dr Hahn…which is now, officially, dead. Full Story

Dumped for Denise

November 3, 2008 13:57:06 Posted at November 3, 2008 13:57:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About a month ago I posted this article noting that Lindsay Lohan was starting to resemble Denise Richards. Now she’s getting dumped for Denise Richards. By the World Music Awards. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story

It`s too early for Christmas!

November 3, 2008 11:41:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and baby Zuma at a park in LA this weekend and while Zuma’s gear isn’t specifically Christmas themed, the association isn’t exactly obscure. Full Story