Smutty Tingles

January 14, 2009 11:07:33 Posted at January 14, 2009 11:07:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? This is why Russia is the new fierce (Dlisted)

Why is this girl never clothed? (Hollywood Tuna)

More money for Leo D (Just Jared)

Where in the world is Claudia Salinger? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently Canadians don’t wear pants (IDLYITW)

Stop hurting me with your sexy (Pop Sugar)

You know he’s in business with Ebola, right? (A Socialite's Life)

Granny Freeze’s Sunday is a manslinger already! (INO)

Grammy-winning crackhead begs for a bump (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Ebola infects her own website! (Cele|bitchy)

It was for dad

January 14, 2009 09:05:49 Posted at January 14, 2009 09:05:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why was Clooney in Washington? Turns out it was his dad’s birthday. So he flew in, had dinner, spent the night, and this morning was spotted back at the airport jetting off for parts unknown. As you can see, he was a sweetheart with the security lady. Many of you wrote after seeing yesterday’s post – how the paps knew to hit up the airport for George’s arrival. Full Story

LipGloss beard gets rejected, Robert chained

January 14, 2009 08:51:00 Posted at January 14, 2009 08:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twilight super losers had whipped themselves into a frenzy earlier this week when it was announced that Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for a part in the sequel. LipGloss’s beard was said to have been coveting the role of Leah, the only lady wolf in the story. Tricky, non? LipGloss is jealous of Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend could be supporting Rob’s rise over her own man? Wrong. Full Story

It’s on!

January 14, 2009 07:52:00 Posted at January 14, 2009 07:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy Moly has the exclusive first look at Katie Holmes’s new ads for Miu Miu…and they happened to leak on the same day that Posh’s Armani shots were released! Coincidence or conspiracy? Oh la. Mrs Beckham will be furious. Full Story

Is this a man?

January 14, 2009 07:30:39 Posted at January 14, 2009 07:30:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. Full Story

Besties fighting?

January 14, 2009 06:52:00 Posted at January 14, 2009 06:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned during the Globes wrap-up, Cameron Diaz looked decidedly uncomfortable sitting next to her bestie Drew Barrymore the other night. Can’t say I blame her. Drew was so cranked up and blown out, any friend would worry. Full Story

Chicken Fried new digs

January 14, 2009 06:34:16 Posted at January 14, 2009 06:34:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: "I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can't wait to move in. Full Story

Posh for Armani – first look

January 14, 2009 06:20:58 Posted at January 14, 2009 06:20:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her underwear ads – two shots have just been released. You likey? Have to say Mrs Beckham looks great (the hair is amazing) but then again, she SHOULD look great. With that much light and shadow, a thousand assistants fluttering around for touch-ups, it’d be criminal if she didn’t look less than perfect. Full Story

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Missing Milk?

Many of you emailed to ask about James Franco at the Globes on Sunday. He was nominated in Colin Farrell’s category but wasn’t there. No one from Milk was there. And Milk did not receive a nomination for Best Picture. Collective boycott? Well it’s not like Sean Penn wasn’t in town. Here he is, the Best Actor, all smiles and very jovial, yesterday at the LA Film Critics Association Awards, considered a much more reliable predictor of Oscar than the Globes. Slumdog cuties Dev Patel and Freida Pinto also showed up as did Sally Hawkins fresh off her win for Happy-Go-Lucky. Everyone’s campaigning.

Speaking of Colin – thank you for enthusiastic response to this article. Colin or friendship? Colin or Duana? Check the poll.

Tuesday – blogging all day in between beagle time. My poor Marcus is still not better.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Good luck to the Cecilia Ensemble Women’s Choir performing with special guests the Laudate Singers on Friday January 16th at 8pm at Holy Rosary Cathedral in support of Covenant House Vancouver! Admission by donation – for more details click here. Thank you so much for your support!

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Mr Clooney goes to Washington

January 13, 2009 16:59:29 Posted at January 13, 2009 16:59:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual and as enjoyable as the Globes were on Sunday, there would have been an added element of A list had he been there, non? George however has said he has a policy. Full Story